My Little Pony Six Word Biographies

by Godslittleprincess

Apple Family

Big McIntosh
His few words hide many talents.

Granny Smith
Who you callin’ senile, you whippersnapper?

Cousin Braeburn
Never trust this goofball to babysit.

Auntie Applesauce
Putting the “lady” in “old lady”

Apple Rose
Favorite cousins keep the heart young.

Goldie Delicious
Lover of cats and various heirlooms

Callie's Notes: In the process of researching and writing about the Apple family, Sir Quill was unable to discover the identity of Big McIntosh, Applejack, and Apple Bloom's parents due to the Apple family matriarchs being wary of sharing the more checkered parts of their family history with a stranger, so Sir Quill chose not to press further.