“Princess Celestia was asked to comment on how these risks would be addressed to which she replied, “Existing magical countermeasures will be more than enough to ensure detection of the illegals, and that all undocumented shippers will be returned to sender.”
Sounds like Celestia's more keen on protecting her nation's borders than Obama, at least...
“No matter how bad a year they’re having, they always play good against one another.” Roseluck responded politely, finishing the well-worn trope about the Baltimare/Cloudsdale rivalry.
Well-worn, but often true. Many sports rivalries are like that. Arch-rivals are always up for playing each other no matter how bad their teams are that particular season. Cowboys/Redskins are like that.
This is just what getting old means, I guess,
Sucks, don't it? Or it's what the responsbility of raising a child means, more to the point.
“Being an adult is never cool. But, you shouldn’t worry too much: he’s been wanting to spend more time with his little fillyfriend, Calluna, anyway.”
Parents are never cool to teenaged kids. Grandparents, on the other hoof...
“I know Lily has got to be freaking out…”
Which is different than normal how?
“Come on, Richard, buck up! It’s just a little banging. “Okay, Cloud Kicker!” Richard smiled and gave his wife’s ear a gentle flick.
Roseluck lay across her husband’s legs, accepting nachos from Richard’s hand while drinking bottles of Sparkle Cola as a consolation prize as the two of them watched the game.
I have sudden images of Twilight in a TV commercial for this during the game. "Drink Sparkle Cola! Fizzy fun fit for a princess!" Now just imagine... Midnight Sparkle Cola...
Waiting patiently for the game to end, she plotted and schemed, rubbing her hooves together whenever her unwitting companion was distracted. I’ve never lost before, Richard, and I’m not about to lose now!
That's our Rose. She always gets her man.
Richard rang the flower shop to check up on Storm and was relieved to find out that his son hadn’t rutted anypony yet.
I'm curious to know exactly how he determined that. "Hey Lily! It's Richard. I just wanted to know, has my son screwed your daughter yet?" *shriek of horror and fainting sounds on the other end*
a strange symbol he could not recognize; a rather ornate upside-down letter ‘A’.
What *does* that symbol mean? It's driving me crazy not knowing.
“I trust you’ll find my stamina to be far greater than average… Doctor.”
Subtle. Or about as subtle as any porno flick is.
“That mare… she actually has a nicer rump than mine... that’s not possible!”
“Whoa there, little lady! No one has a bigger Richard than Dick.” The former-gentleman thumped his chest proudly before wrapping his arms back around his mate.
“You got that right.” Roseluck muttered sarcastically.
Oh really? Weren't you with a Saddle Arabian once, Rose?
Because you have not been properly broken!” he cackled, echoing his words to her at the very first meeting years earlier, when he was but a Gentleman and her, but a client.
Already driven half-mad by need, she felt the insanity and overwhelming arousal of that night grip her once more. She was restrained, powerless, a defenseless mare in the grip of a hunter from beyond Luna’s Stars; a demon from beyond the dimensional rift come to claim her for a prize…
Wow... sounds like a hypnotic trigger! I know from where this came, but it's still fun to think of that way.
“I hope the old couch can withstand another cleansing before we have to apply the Lily Valley technique and set it ablaze.”
To quote Lily Valley herself--sometimes, fire IS the only answer!
“And yet you’re curious about them. I notice how you like to play around with mine! I think it’s really sweet and… very unique for a stallion.” Roseluck winced slightly. “Mostly, it’s other mares that have a thing for teats.”
I'm surprised you haven't already figured out that men love boobs, Rose.
“And me? As I was looking Celestia over, I noticed how attractive she was — in that older, distinguished, stately woman sort of way — and yet my eyes kept being drawn back to her massive teats!
Confession is good for the soul, Richard. And I'm sure you're far from the only one to fantasize about Celly.
Hot fantasy! I wonder who suggested it?
“There’s a good monster!” Roseluck cooed gently. “And getting back to that ‘something special’ I mentioned earlier… how you like for me to feed you next time? With a little bit of magical help…”
If she's doing what I *think* she's going to do, I can't wait!
Confession is good for the soul, Richard. And I'm sure you're far from the only one to fantasize about Celly.
Hot fantasy! I wonder who suggested it?
and now imagine Luna checking out all the dreams of the new male visitors from beyond the portal ... every one of them dreaming about her sisters boobs and what they would do to them.
Oh, I'm sure there'd be a more than a few about her and her various body parts, too. And then they agree to do a pinup calendar with themselves in various poses in the name of interspecies harmony...
Well-worn, but often true. Many sports rivalries are like that. Arch-rivals are always up for playing each other no matter how bad their teams are that particular season. Cowboys/Redskins are like that.
I think of the Cubs and Cardinals in baseball. No matter how bad the Cubbies are, they always put up a fight when the redbirds show up.
I have sudden images of Twilight in a TV commercial for this during the game. "Drink Sparkle Cola! Fizzy fun fit for a princess!" Now just imagine... Midnight Sparkle Cola...
It wouldn't be an AJA story without a Fallout Equestria reference. Midnight Sparkle Cola would be an intriguing concept, especially if each person who drank it was subjected to a unique form of revenge!
Yeah she's a mountie all right! Or is that a 'mount-ee'?
I'm curious to know exactly how he determined that. "Hey Lily! It's Richard. I just wanted to know, has my son screwed your daughter yet?" *shriek of horror and fainting sounds on the other end*
Hey just wanted to make sure they were keeping an eye on them. That running off and doing whatever stuff works for the CMC, but some ponies/humans hold to a higher standard by god!
And I, for one, welcome our new mericless equine overlords.
As do I, friend. As do I.
She's gone VERY native! Now I'm imagining someone explaining earth religions to Celestia...
I left an extended comment about this on the Gdoc this started off on. I'm leaving it to people to decide what her intent is... I'll get back to that later... but I do want to point out that xenophilia is absolutely a thing among ponies as well as people. It's not difficult to imagine she wears the symbol because she thinks it's foreign and strange and cool. Like all those guys that get random kanji tattooed on their arm.
Oh really? Weren't you with a Saddle Arabian once, Rose?
Patience... all will be revealed in time.
Confession is good for the soul, Richard. And I'm sure you're far from the only one to fantasize about Celly.
Hot fantasy! I wonder who suggested it?
You did! You also made the Lily transformation scene in Fertile Ground much better and improved on the domination aspect of the Lily/Rose sex scene. It's the little things that really sells a story.
If she's doing what I *think* she's going to do, I can't wait!
7409108 Six pages written on a googledoc. I wrote a blog on this story you can read here. The tl;dr is the story is going to take a turn for the serious and I've been in a writing slump. I'll try to get an update out within a month or so.
7409108 Just a quick update to let you know that the mental block has been more persistent than I'd thought and not much progress has been made. I've gone over my old work and concluded that I'm a different person than the one that mapped out the original concept for Movie Night. I'm working on it right now, and intend to fulfill my promise to write this, but It's going to take time to re-define this story and find peace within my troubled mind to execute its construction to my own high standards.
It’s like Debbie Does Dallas… with a pony in it. And… science!”
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Otherwise, an enjoyable story. I'm actually liking the world building going on. I'm not sure how much is yours and how much is the Gentlemanverse in general, but it's all fun. (I admit to only having read your stories from the 'verse and one or two beyond that). Looking forward to more of it. It's kinda fun watching Richard deal with the more open-sex standards of ponies.
7610898 Fixed. Thanks for catching that for me. Google Docs is an absolute disaster when it comes to importing italics and bold. A lot of the worldbuilding in this story is mine. Roseluck and Richard are characters I've conceived from the ground up and the business with vaguely Scottish ponies in Caleponia are all stuff I added on. I promise to get back to this story eventually and I'm glad you're enjoying it so far.
Edit: Richard was actually a name thrown out there in Gentleman For Mares as a gentleman who broke his leg with a client so I did take cues from that.
7610898 Sorry to reply again but I'd be remiss if I didn't direct you towards the Gentlemanverse homepage. It contains a basic explanation of how the universe works. I absolutely recommend DEL's principal canon fics, Feathered Heart and Gentleman For Mares. Both are really sweet fics with awesome worldbuilding. I really love how DEL got around the "displaced" dilemma of introducing humans into the pony world. It's also a reboot of sorts to the Leroverse, which itself has an interesting take on pony society and herd structures. I could go on at length about how awesome this verse is, but I recommend those two definitely and Five Star Service: A Gentleman For Mares Tale. Five Star Service was a huge inspiration for the wing of the Gentlemanverse I constructed. Great story!
Awesome thanks - I've had more G'verse stories on my To Read list, but I just haven't gotten there yet. So at the moment, the bulk of my exposure is what you've written. I haven't heard of the "Leroverse" so I'll have to check that out as well.
P.S. Lemmie know if you want any editing/pre-reading done in the future.
7611621 As a note, I don't actually think this is a good story, but it's a damn good piece of worldbuilding that I'd have been proud to write myself. Absolutely brilliant! The Leroverse is founded on this story -----> here.
Almost all of it is absorbed into the G4M canon.
When the next chapter is published I'll shoot you a link to it! Welcome aboard.
Apparently the name Terra Foliata means "ground nest created by a burrowing animal." That... is not even remotely sexy, but thanks to Twilight Adept for the information regardless.
I don't know, you say "ground nest created by a burrowing animal", I say "hole that a feral beast thrusts itself into before filling it with its children". With enough imagination you can make anything sound filthy.
6755278 I have quite a bit planned for Stormblast and Calluna in the future. Thanks for leaving me my first comment.
You and me baby are nothing but mammals...
6755601 You got it!
about "shippers" - just write a 0815 mare name on your box, and pay yourself for the shipment, i mean, what could go wrong ?!
nice story all in all ^^ OH WAIT THIS WAS JUST THE 1st CHAPTER ?! ther is going to be MOAR ?
6756653 There will be MOAR!!
This was a fun story to read and edit, kohai! And as a thank-you... here's some running commentary for you.
Let's hear it for Lyra! The mare from which all post-portal corruption (and human/pony coitus!) did spread..
Watch your flanks, Everypony! I swear, those goddamn shippers ship everything...
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Sounds like Celestia's more keen on protecting her nation's borders than Obama, at least...
Well-worn, but often true. Many sports rivalries are like that. Arch-rivals are always up for playing each other no matter how bad their teams are that particular season. Cowboys/Redskins are like that.
Sucks, don't it? Or it's what the responsbility of raising a child means, more to the point.
Parents are never cool to teenaged kids. Grandparents, on the other hoof...
Which is different than normal how?
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Or adorkable.
I have sudden images of Twilight in a TV commercial for this during the game. "Drink Sparkle Cola! Fizzy fun fit for a princess!" Now just imagine... Midnight Sparkle Cola...
That's our Rose. She always gets her man.
I'm curious to know exactly how he determined that. "Hey Lily! It's Richard. I just wanted to know, has my son screwed your daughter yet?" *shriek of horror and fainting sounds on the other end*
Continuing...
Harry Potter? *ducks*
And I, for one, welcome our new mericless equine overlords.
Then let's watch this show...
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She's gone VERY native! Now I'm imagining someone explaining earth religions to Celestia...
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What *does* that symbol mean? It's driving me crazy not knowing.
Subtle. Or about as subtle as any porno flick is.
Oh really? Weren't you with a Saddle Arabian once, Rose?
Wow... sounds like a hypnotic trigger! I know from where this came, but it's still fun to think of that way.
To quote Lily Valley herself--sometimes, fire IS the only answer!
I'm surprised you haven't already figured out that men love boobs, Rose.
Confession is good for the soul, Richard. And I'm sure you're far from the only one to fantasize about Celly.
Hot fantasy! I wonder who suggested it?
If she's doing what I *think* she's going to do, I can't wait!
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and now imagine Luna checking out all the dreams of the new male visitors from beyond the portal ... every one of them dreaming about her sisters boobs and what they would do to them.
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Oh, I'm sure there'd be a more than a few about her and her various body parts, too. And then they agree to do a pinup calendar with themselves in various poses in the name of interspecies harmony...
She's a pioneer in the purest sense. A real A-mare-ican.
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I think of the Cubs and Cardinals in baseball. No matter how bad the Cubbies are, they always put up a fight when the redbirds show up.
Cloud Kicker, your legacy lives on...
It wouldn't be an AJA story without a Fallout Equestria reference. Midnight Sparkle Cola would be an intriguing concept, especially if each person who drank it was subjected to a unique form of revenge!
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Yeah she's a mountie all right! Or is that a 'mount-ee'?
Hey just wanted to make sure they were keeping an eye on them. That running off and doing whatever stuff works for the CMC, but some ponies/humans hold to a higher standard by god!
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As do I, friend. As do I.
I left an extended comment about this on the Gdoc this started off on. I'm leaving it to people to decide what her intent is... I'll get back to that later... but I do want to point out that xenophilia is absolutely a thing among ponies as well as people. It's not difficult to imagine she wears the symbol because she thinks it's foreign and strange and cool. Like all those guys that get random kanji tattooed on their arm.
Patience... all will be revealed in time.
You did! You also made the Lily transformation scene in Fertile Ground much better and improved on the domination aspect of the Lily/Rose sex scene. It's the little things that really sells a story.
You're in for a treat!
Update?
7409108 Six pages written on a googledoc. I wrote a blog on this story you can read here. The tl;dr is the story is going to take a turn for the serious and I've been in a writing slump. I'll try to get an update out within a month or so.
7409108 Just a quick update to let you know that the mental block has been more persistent than I'd thought and not much progress has been made. I've gone over my old work and concluded that I'm a different person than the one that mapped out the original concept for Movie Night. I'm working on it right now, and intend to fulfill my promise to write this, but It's going to take time to re-define this story and find peace within my troubled mind to execute its construction to my own high standards.
I'm sorry for the delays, friend.
Couple of editing issues here.
missing ending italics tag, the rest of the story is in italics.
missing space.
Otherwise, an enjoyable story. I'm actually liking the world building going on. I'm not sure how much is yours and how much is the Gentlemanverse in general, but it's all fun. (I admit to only having read your stories from the 'verse and one or two beyond that). Looking forward to more of it. It's kinda fun watching Richard deal with the more open-sex standards of ponies.
7610898 Fixed. Thanks for catching that for me. Google Docs is an absolute disaster when it comes to importing italics and bold. A lot of the worldbuilding in this story is mine. Roseluck and Richard are characters I've conceived from the ground up and the business with vaguely Scottish ponies in Caleponia are all stuff I added on. I promise to get back to this story eventually and I'm glad you're enjoying it so far.
Edit: Richard was actually a name thrown out there in Gentleman For Mares as a gentleman who broke his leg with a client so I did take cues from that.
7610898 Sorry to reply again but I'd be remiss if I didn't direct you towards the Gentlemanverse homepage. It contains a basic explanation of how the universe works. I absolutely recommend DEL's principal canon fics, Feathered Heart and Gentleman For Mares. Both are really sweet fics with awesome worldbuilding. I really love how DEL got around the "displaced" dilemma of introducing humans into the pony world. It's also a reboot of sorts to the Leroverse, which itself has an interesting take on pony society and herd structures. I could go on at length about how awesome this verse is, but I recommend those two definitely and Five Star Service: A Gentleman For Mares Tale. Five Star Service was a huge inspiration for the wing of the Gentlemanverse I constructed. Great story!
Happy reading!
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Awesome thanks - I've had more G'verse stories on my To Read list, but I just haven't gotten there yet. So at the moment, the bulk of my exposure is what you've written. I haven't heard of the "Leroverse" so I'll have to check that out as well.
P.S. Lemmie know if you want any editing/pre-reading done in the future.
7611621 As a note, I don't actually think this is a good story, but it's a damn good piece of worldbuilding that I'd have been proud to write myself. Absolutely brilliant! The Leroverse is founded on this story -----> here.
Almost all of it is absorbed into the G4M canon.
When the next chapter is published I'll shoot you a link to it! Welcome aboard.
I don't know, you say "ground nest created by a burrowing animal", I say "hole that a feral beast thrusts itself into before filling it with its children". With enough imagination you can make anything sound filthy.