Haha great!
And I thought the twist was going to be Lily doing 'the talk' first. That would have been equally funny.

I hope we can have some more chapters in the future...

Son, you ever hear of Tannerite?

I bucking love you.

Oh my god, the tannerite line was excellent.

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It's a God-given right!

It seems to me from reading this chapter that all problems in life can be solved with a mixture of hot sex, tannerite and duck tape. I mean, what more is there?

“When I was a little filly, we were taught that babies came from a magical spell that only Celestia was said to be able to cast. I think Daisy was the last pony to find out that wasn’t true.”

Then I don't want to hear another goddamn word from ponies making fun of us over the stork story! In fairness, though, I was the last one in my family to stop believing in Santa Claus. I believed until I was twelve or so.

Richard grinned and shook his head as he regarded his wife’s overly-sweetened beverage. “Rose, I’ll never understand why you even bother adding coffee to your cream and sugar.”

Hey, sometimes I even add coke to my rum!

“My handler at Gentleman For Mares, and good friend, Eve — you met her at the wedding — had been the one to restrict me from seeing any more pegasi clients until I could learn to behave myself.”

"I might not have listened except she's a crack shot with a bow and arrow and worse, Five Stars had a set available!"

No need to worry, Stuntman, just a simple recon mission…

You do realize that the Soviets in Panzer Corps always went after exposed recon units and killed them, right?

All the TV shows we could have imported to Equestria from our world, and we imported that! — “Ultimate Gross-out Challenge… and have a little chat.”

Equestrian Double Dare!!!! Been nearly thirty years since I've seen that show... *sigh*

“Though now that yeh mention it, Aunt Lily was acting a bit… Lily-er than usual. Yeh know?”

Nopony can out-Lily Lily! Of course, now she seems to spent a lot of time around the cutlery drawer practicing spinning knives around her hoof...

“Some of humanity’s greatest victories in war came after a setback. The greatest accomplishment one can achieve when hopelessly outnumbered is to save the lives of their comrades and live another day. Even Firefly spent the first few months of the Pony/Gryphon War in full retreat. And you wouldn’t call her a coward!”

Oh, there was once something she was VERY afraid to do. What was that? Here's a hint: Sky Sentry was involved.

The kind of experience a young man… or colt, will eventually find himself in when he cares about someone very, very much.”

Or not, for some of us, lacking any real ability to relate to or court the opposite sex and getting nothing out of trying the same sex. Yeah, I'm a bit bitter.

Roseluck’s attitude now made complete sense to Richard. “Well let me tell you; there’s plenty of ways to have fun that don’t involve sex.”

"For example, there's the mile high club... on second thought, no. Okay, how about a little roleplay... darn, not that either... Well, there's always TANNERITE!!!!"

Best. Father. Son. Bonding. EVER.

It seems to me from reading this chapter and all problems in life can be solved with a mixture of hot sex, tannerite and duck tape. I mean, what more is there?

Paintballing. But don't let the unicorns find out about it or Gentlemanverse Littlepip and her loyal band of heroes will end up sniping us all.

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You do realize that the Soviets in Panzer Corps always went after exposed recon units and killed them, right?

So many T-34's... I never want to see a T-34 ever again...

Or not, for some of us, lacking any real ability to relate to or court the opposite sex and getting nothing out of trying the same sex. Yeah, I'm a bit bitter.

I know that feel, bro.

Best. Father. Son. Bonding. EVER.

You don't have to take your clothes off (assuming you wear them) to have a good time!

Edit: I forgot to hit reply. Damn it! (He knows anyway, it's cool)

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Now...one must ask themselves this: how will Lily and Goldie handle this talk...if they haven't already? I'd be a good bit of humor reading about Lily TRYING to be a calm and collected mare during that whole talk.

I have to be careful how long I diverge from the main story of Richard and Rose watching their movie. I agree it would be interesting to see, but I'm not sure I can fit it.

Roseluck still needs to come through on the promise she made back in chapter 1 regarding a certain fantasy of Richard's...

Ha! Yes! That ending to the chapter!

7762719 People really dug the tannerite joke. I have never released a chapter with such overwhelming approval from the masses. Great crowd!

Tannerite's awesome, but I'm not sure how they'll set it off. I have trouble believing the princesses would allow the import of firearms. Tannerite's not their only option, though. Not that I would know personally, mind. My friends and I definitely did not do any experimenting with the home creation of high explosives in the name of fun and stupidity when I was younger. (Much younger. A looong time ago. Definitely long enough ago that the statute of limitations does not apply and besides I was totally a minor and please don't arrest me Mr./Ms. NSA agent, please...)