Shadowblade in Equestria

by Pen Dragon

Why Me?

Why Me?

“I can’t believe this is happening to me.” The tall figure said to himself as he flew through the night sky with great speed as pegasi followed right behind him.

“All I wanted was to order Asura’s Wrath online but NO I just had to read that stupid email from what’s his face.” He said as he flew down and took cover behind the trees in a forest and watched as the pegasi flew past him.

Sigh

After waiting for a bit a tall bipedal creature with massive wings and was white as snow with glowing red eyes and bright orange glow on his sides with shoulder spikes.“Finally now that things are calming down a bit maybe I take a breather. I need to get the hell out of here and find a way home because I’m not staying here any longer.”

“Well things can’t get worse from here. I still can’t believe I was turned into who know’s what the hell I am now. I guess a frost demon like the ponies said but I need a different name since Merrick isn’t a good name….I figure it out when the time comes.” He thought to himself.

The Frost demon didn’t know where to go but he did know one thing for sure and it was to get home, but the question is How? Just as he exited the forest things just got worse for him. Standing in front of him were two young Alicorns and he knew just who they were. Princess Luna goddess of the moon and princess of the night although she was young and brighter she still looked just as menacing when she was older in the show.

But she was the least of his worries for a White Alicorn Princess Celestia goddess of the sun, princess of day, but she was a bit shorter and had pink hair (or mane) instead. They stood before him and had a blank expression Except for Luna as she just glared at him. “Huh she’s actually kinda cute...wait why did I just think that?” He thought to himself shaking the thought from his head as he got into a defensive position.

“Who are you and why are you attacking these ponies?” Celestia asked with a stern voice.

“Attacking…..you are the ones attacking, not me I didn’t do anything to…” But was soon interrupted as Luna used her magic to throw him into a tree.

“Silence Fiend!!!!” She shouted.

“OW!!! How is this fair I barely know how to use this body DAMN OUCH!!!!” He said.

“Luna we need to do this calmly not with brute force.” Celestia said.

“Oh come on it’s so boring doing nothing at the castle. I hadn’t had fun in a long time and fighting a monster could be exciting...Please!” She begged her sister. Honestly he didn’t expect that but still the thought scared him.

“If he’s evil then we can kick his flank...okay” She said with a wink and Luna smirked and that only scared him more.

“Seriously what the f*** is happening? What is happening right now?” He thought to himself.

“What are your intentions fiend?” Celestia demanded raising her voice and he could tell she was just as anxious to kick his butt to and he wouldn’t have any of that so he had to play smart if he wanted to get out of this in one piece.

“Well?” She asked again.

“Well….you see...I...don’t know….PLEASE DON’T HURT ME!!!!!” He said as he covered himself with his hands expecting them to charge at him but it never came.

“Wait you have amnesia?” Luna asked with a wide eye expression.

“Umm….yes I don’t know who I am anymore?” He said as the expressions on their faces changed to that of remorse and confusion. “Well that isn’t entirely a lie until I can come up with a new name.” He thought with a chuckle.

“You don’t need to worry I’ll just be going and we can forget this ever happened sound good….okay bye.” The Frost demon said as he tried to walk out but was stopped by a pink barrier.

“Where are you going? You're coming with us to the council so we can figure out what to do with you.” Celestia said with a smug look.

“Oh no no nononono that ain’t happening I need to find out how to get home. So LET ME GO!!!

“Hmm No.” Both of them said with a giggle and levitated him off the ground.

“NO!!! you trolls this isn’t fair.”

“All's fair in war, white.” Luna said with an adorable smile.

“White seriously Luna. That’s the best you can come up with?” Celestia asked.

“I agree with Celestia.” He said.

“And how do you know my name?” She asked. Soon that caught their attention back towards him. Realizing his mistake he tried to think of an excuse.

“Rumors I have been….hearing rumors about you two.” He said as a stream of sweat dripped from his head, hoping they would bye it.

“Really like what?” Luna asked curiously.

“Umm….not much I’m afraid only that you two raise the sun and moon now.”

“Well you aren’t wrong.” Celestia said.

“Well now that we know each other please LET ME GO!!!” He shouted

“No.” They both said as they laughed at him.

He had no where to go, he was trapped by ponies let alone two girls. It was a hard blow to his pride and the worst part about it. They treat him as though he was a pet.

“Why does the universe hate me so much.” He thought to himself. They soon took off heading towards Canterlot where his life could be decided.

“Why me?” He said out loud.

“What’s wrong it’s not like something bad is going to happen to you.” Luna said.

“Yeah that definitely makes me feel a whole lot better. How do I know that they aren’t going to kill me or turn me into a garden gnome or or make me clean your rooms for eternity.” He asked.

“We know how to clean our rooms thank you very much and I don’t like your attitude. It isn’t nice to rude to a girl. Especially since we can turn you into...a uh frog yeah a frog.” Celestia said with confidence even though he knew she was bluffing.

“Okay then turn me into a frog...I.Dare.You.” He said with a smirk. She didn’t do anything at all and neither did Luna. “That’s what I thought, now can you please let me go?” he said with pleading eyes.

“Hmm….No.” Celestia said with a big toothy grin and Luna just laughed.

“You trolls this isn’t even fair, I didn’t do anything. I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!! You could have at least let me defend myself from your magic. I only been here for two days and already I’m being treated like a common criminal.

“Maybe if you would stop calling us trolls then maybe you would already be out by now.” Celestia said.

“So we are taking you White to the council to figure things out.”

“Okay the least you could do is STOP.CALLING.ME.WHITE….If anyone is picking a name it’s me so screw that name, White, that name makes it sound like I’m an old Grandpa.”

“Then What do we call you then?” Celestia asked.

“Umm….you can call me…” Oh come on think man it ain’t that hard to find a name, maybe something with Shadow in it. “Umm How about Shadowblade yeah Shadowblade will be my name until I die today.” Shadowblade said with a twitching eye and a large creepy grin. But that didn’t bother the two sisters in anyway.

“What you aren’t going to die.” Celestia said.

“Oh yeah well how do you know?” Shadowblade said.

“I just know…” She said with reassuring smile. Which was very cute and…. “What am I even thinking need to be tough and think of anything that isn’t adorable, like a spoon yeah a spoon that ain’t cute.” He thought to himself.

“Do you mind if we call you shadow?” Luna asked, which snapped him back to reality.

“Huh oh yeah you can if you want I guess.” He said.

“We will be there shortly in about….5 minutes at the least.” Celestia said.

“Will I have enough time to make a will?” He asked.

“YOU AREN'T GOING TO DIE!!!” Celestia shouted with annoyance. He saw how annoyed she was and thought he might as well have a little fun.

“Well excuse me for asking….I didn’t think you cared.” He said with a smug look.

“I do care and I’m telling you that YOU! AREN’T! GOING! TO! DIE! OKAY!!!” At this point Celestia was a red as a tomato and Luna and Shadow were both laughing at how red she was.

“HAHAHA TIA YOUR FACE IT’S PRICELESS HAHAHAHA!!!!”

“Luna you promised not to say my nick name out loud.”

“Tia. That name actually suits you.” He said with a smirk which only enraged her to drop the barrier and charge at him.

“OKAY THAT’S IT!!!” She said as he mane went completely on fire and her eyes glowed white. He knew he was dead meat and the worst part about it. He does know one thing though, he’s going to regret it.

“I said this once I’ll say it again…..WHY ME?!!!” He said as he flew off to avoid the rage of the White Alicorn.

End of Chapter.

Author's Note:

What you thought it was ME!!!! well guess what it's not me HA!!! Anyways hope you enjoy this chapter and hope This Shadowblade survives Celestia's Wrath.

Also be sure to check TSR: Midnight vs Nova

Comments

[Thunder Quill]

Story has good potential, some little things that need fixing in my eyes.

Celestia and Luna seem a tad OOC, with how they troll Shadowblade, and how Luna wants to kill him without reason.

But other than that it seems pretty good.

[Pen Dragon]

6369428 Thanks I guess I will fix it up when I have a chance.

[Night_Frost]

Update?

[The A I]

more please! the rage of princess tia must continue!

[Jacknife557]

very good