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Ooh, do I spy a potential villain figure?
One solution that keeps bugging me: you know that any distributor worth the time can give a supplier both financing and deals with material-suppliers, right?
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Spoiler: pretty much.
Sad thing is he has been supporting the balloon industry. They only had the opportunity to switch to making rubber horse dicks just recently.
They need to go tell Twilight Sparkle about this right away.
She'll combine wood alcohol with hydrochloric acid, combining that with copper rust, then mix it with silicon dust in a magically sealed environment using her friend Pinkie Pie's connections to bake it in a very hot oven until it polymerizes into the desired shape.
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She's not THAT young. The intention is that she's in high-school, so if I were to give her an age, she'd be 16, which is legal in most places. [1] She's at least old enough that her peers are talking about and potentially having sex. (And I know if I had a daughter in High School, I'd probably up and BUY her a dildo, just so she'd have something other than potentially problematic sex at that age...)
In the end, like we keep saying, this story isn't intended to be straight clop and especially not foalcon, it's just a story about the self-discovery of a pony whose newly-acquired cutie mark is sexual in nature. It's more inspired by real life stuff and rule-of-funny than anything else, and doesn't really draw from sexual fantasies at all as far as I know...
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I've got it.
"Pussyloose" or even just "Pussloose"
Edit: "Cuntloose"
Best measurment system ever!
How, exactly, do you circumcise a horse?
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Oh man, it took me a moment to remember this conversation...
So, in reality, Equine Circumcision involves removing what you probably call the "medial ring", but I'm not sure we were thinking about it at the time because I didn't remember off the top of my head. I don't know what we were imagining this to be at the time, a large chunk of this story is written off of stupid late night conversations that she hand-writes on looseleaf paper with math-themed pencils, but I get the feeling it had something to do with removing part of the sheath, because that's a nearly analogous part that would be about as stupid to remove. The point of the conversation was "what do dumb people do?" and we'd remembered that the meme of circumcision started in the West because religious people noticed that having that sort of damage done to their penis made it harder for Jews to masturbate, and is one of those things that people made up a bunch of stupid reasons to explain why everyone was doing this stupid thing decades later because, by that point, no one knew, because no one talked about it. So, ponies walk around with their dicks hanging out, apparently, even in crazy anti-sex cults, and they apparently have circumcisions in them too, because it was another stupid thing to have happen in this already stupid story: has it occured to you that the main character's cutie mark is a dildo, because this is literally a story about dildos? And you're asking questions??
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Jeez, chill. The correct answer is you fucking don't.
Good, because the moustache is very important.