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Oooooo, can't wait to see where this is going
Sad thing is, these religious nutjobs think they're preventing things like that, but by turning a blind eye to it, they straight up have no clue if their kids are doing such things. So, they usually DO those things. Ironic really.
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I'm gonna tell you this, as one of the people she had the initial idea for writing this with: yes. That is what is being gone for here.
6053970 Oh man...Yeah, I thought that was the case.
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Yes, we liked that bit too.
Is anyone getting the internet references being dropped with lines like "That shit looks like a Dildo" and "Show me the diiiiick"?
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To be fair, this isn't supposed to be a porn story, just a comedy that happens to involve realistic characters talking about sex-toys and masturbation.
Hoofbeats is a "coming of age" / "finding yourself" story about a young mare who's special talent happens to be a passion for crafting masturbatory aids, in a society where that sort of thing isn't accepted by everyone, and the intention is to play that straight without being unnecessarily pornographic. She has a big world to conquer to be herself, but she has to do it if she ever wants to be truly happy, because for her, happiness is spreading the Magic of Dildos. Think about it like Footloose, but with masturbation instead of dancing.... like.... "Fuckloose"... or... "Dickloose"...
I dunno... "Vaginaloose"?
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And I'm trying to get her to play with the description a bit more, like...
MY SIDES
And so begins the sex jokes
Wait.... Hands?
And so it begins...
6258260 Oh god, I didn't even catch that! I will change hands to hooves immediately!
You son of a bitch! You hace me a boner! Not complaining tough
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Celestia, what rules exactly did you give them?
: "Never even heard of those cult..."