After donning the mask of the psycho himself, Krieg, a man needs to find his way home, with only legends of a Vault to guide him, all while keeping the insane thing running around with his body under control.
Do you have any idea? What you've gotten yourself into? Me and my pals have been using Borderlands elements in our stories for a while now since we hooked up with Displaced Handsome Jack.
Now none of us can have Krieg show up to kick our asses.
Or can we?
And considering I'm a Displaced Merchant...well...let's just say any...potential situations in the future involving the two of us will be quite...entertaining.
YOU SACKS OF FILTH AND SOUR CREAM CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR PAIN PINATAS, BUT WILL NEVER STEAL THE JELLIED FANTASIES OF MY WASTED YOUTH!! MY STOMACH IS CLEAR, AND MY MIND IS FULL OF BACON!!!!
You're alive?
5983595 Shocker, I know. But yeah. I'm back. And I'm better than ever.
THE TINY ONE AND THE SAD-FACED MOTHER AND THE BLUE TATTOO FOREVER AND EVER!
5984373 I'm not sure you know how badly I want to be able to use that line.
But if only it made sense (well, as much sense as Krieg can) in a different context...
Do you have any idea? What you've gotten yourself into? Me and my pals have been using Borderlands elements in our stories for a while now since we hooked up with Displaced Handsome Jack.
Now none of us can have Krieg show up to kick our asses.
Or can we?
And considering I'm a Displaced Merchant...well...let's just say any...potential situations in the future involving the two of us will be quite...entertaining.
DAMN YOU IA WAS GOING TO USE KRIEG *Cies in a corner*
6009563 Me too *joins in the corner*
Hmm, Krieg is funny, not as funny as Deadpool though. Sorry Krieg.
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YOU SACKS OF FILTH AND SOUR CREAM CAN BEAT ME WITH YOUR PAIN PINATAS, BUT WILL NEVER STEAL THE JELLIED FANTASIES OF MY WASTED YOUTH!! MY STOMACH IS CLEAR, AND MY MIND IS FULL OF BACON!!!!