This chapter was supposed to have clop, but then I switched it to next chapter, because that's when Spitfire comes in.
Also...
I wish this thing would get to 100 thumbs up...hint hint.
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As always, tell me your thoughts.

Edit: Well someone got pissy up there.

I wedged this update between Background Pony and U-Harmony. There go all my readers

Dont worry, i read the first phrase, now i leave to background pony.... that's a joke

I... Uh... What? I mean: what?! Sentient wine cannibals, felon grapes...

I don't know what's happening!

Oh well. Yay Spitfire! :3

615696 Well... So I messed up. I wasn't thinking Easy fix, I'll just replace it with salad or something. I was hungry.

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THOU THINKS THAT I AM EASILY DEFEATED? HAVE AT YOU! *takes out mace*

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AND THE HONOUR! *rears mace*

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THIS STORY IS MINE! *swings mace*

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THE BATTLE WAS OVER WHEN YOU MISTOOK ME FOR A FOOL! *ducks right and swings*

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THIS? THIS IS A CHALLENGE? *grips mace with both hands*

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I NEED NO KNOWLEDGE OF THIS TO DEFEAT A FOOL! *charges and swings my foot under you*

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Good sirs this is the modern age we do not dual with swords and maces. now if you would like to pick either a machine gun or a rocket launcher we can settle this like gentlemen.

also loving the story so far so dont get yourself dead as we want more

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AVERAGE? I SAID NOTHING OF HIGH STANDARDS! *rolls out of the way*

615929 Do not worry, he shall not get far...

AND IT SHALL REMAIN MY PLOT! *steps back and brings mace down*

614967 thumbed up

616004 Thank you!

616022 INDEED IT WAS. *bows lightly*

616008 wana know wat would be awesome,if molestia/or trollestia came in at some time

616116 That...is now a very likely occurrence thank you for that.

615942 humm so this is what its like to be a ghost not bad but your plot is so haunted

So... when do we get to the Twidash clop?

616573 Well, impatient much?
You'll get it right after the Spitfire clop. Happy?

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Not yet, who´s the pony Spitfire clops with?

Herself Masturcloption, then Twidash Clop, followed by a bit of VinylTav and light showers of Luna.

616851 Well I actually had the thing planned out to be as such anyways. It's only coincidence that he got impatient an asked
And thank you As for that battle, I won that completely All me...

616906 Yeah sure, I could give it a go I may not be able to get around to it until tomorrow, so I'll get back to you then.

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"showers of Luna"

*twitch* OhgodwhydidIpicturethatmypoorbrain

618010 I'm not sure I know what you saw... but I want to

Lolwat?
im interested to see where this goes now, wonder whats on level 3?

619582 Absolutely nothing sexual at all...
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"Looking for the elder scrolls."
... I see what you did there...

OMG! *takes cover and watches epic duel* I don't think that's ever happened before on here! I'm watching you! freaking getting in sword/mace fights with your audience, that's worth looking for!

oh ya and your story isn't bad either... I guess that had something to do with it.
"Why would you put that there?!"
lol

615403 Dude, Just think about it. Trixie, who is a UNICORN, went missing, and a wine bottle SIGHED, and later, the guards came in and said that there was a CRIMINAL hiding in there, under the DISGUISE of a grape.
Obviously, Gilda has been given a shrink ray, so people think that she is a grape, while Trixie is going around making wine bottles sigh and commit cannibalism.
I lied.

also, grammar time:

"Ew what? Why would we do that?"
Ew, what?

"Twi, we're wasting the night. She's not here, oh well. C'mon, you wanna go dance?"
She's not here. Oh well; C'mon, you wanna go dance?

Slam! The golden doors were flung open, smashing Rainbow's.
no need for the "'s" on the end.

The sprung forward and came to a stop in the center of the room.
*They

but twitching eye said enough.
but _the twitching

"Oh my... do you think she'll be fine?"
she'll be ok?

"excited much?"
exited, much

She was spit into the upper ring, the largest of all the two, with but a small hole in the center, surrounded by glass railings.
*spat
*three? if not, then get rid of all.

"Aw man, me either. See those?" She pointed to Spitfire's swinging butt. "There so awesome. There so juicy... like mangoes. Big juicy mangoes." She bent forward, leaning on the stage with her tongue out.
*neither
*they're
*they're
*big, juicy

"You're an idiot Dashie."
idiot, Dashie

Damn this chick must've been annoying."
Damn, this

"Oh dear sweet Celestia it was green!"
Celestia, it was

Bonbon media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3i28jOa6Z1qg9sv2.jpg

Bonbon was hilarious in this. Kinda like Pinkie Pie with a bad attitude.

They looked over their shoulder, and heard, "I'LL RAPE YOU WITH A CANDYCANE!"
As soon as they were on the elevator, Vinyl began spamming the third story button. Twilight could only catch glimpses of the outside as the doors began to close, but she did see a cream hoof, a candycane, and a multitude of chefs turning green and darting away.
Just as soon as the doors were closed, they heard a loud wail, that of a stallion. "Why would you put that there?!"

I couldn't stop laugh i almost died

The golden doors were flung open, smashing Rainbow's.

So the doors open and there's a flash as an explosion of technicolor bits shoots out from behind it. Thus were rainbows smashed.

Come one, I've got to show you guys something!"

One time, Rainbow Dash. That's all you get.

614967 301st ;P

Come one, I've got to show you guys something!
The sprung forward and came to a stop in the center of the room
typos

"The harpist from Manehattan? How-"

I thought it said "The rapist from Manehattan."

They looked over their shoulder, and heard, "I'LL RAPE YOU WITH A CANDYCANE!"

Sooo... Bonbon's the rapist and not Lyra?

Wonder that's how Lyra gets satisfaction whenever BonBon says that?