holy fuck me I finally got this done. I'm not sure if I did the clopping to your likings, (this is my first clopfic actually) but do tell any suggestions if you have any!
526844 Well, y'know, if you don't got a huge instrument when dealing with ponies... you're screwed. More than likely anyway, though somebody like Fluttershy might appreciate something smaller. Horse dick is surprisingly gigantic, which is why when you're a girl, you do NOT want to present your ass to that horse D:< It'll rip ya in half ~
You couldn't have chosen a more accurate cover image for this story. There is so much 'lolwut?' going through my head right now. I'm kind of dreading what will happen to the CMC, but I'll still keep an eye on this.
527606 Oooh, the CMC will be fine. As long as neither of my headcanons of Princess Celestia or Pinkie Pie personalities pop out.. I'll probably keep a Fluttershy attitude while writing the next one.
527649 Oh, yeah. But, this isn't as odd as others that have popped out, in my humble opinion. I've read one where the viewer gets raped by tentacles from Chrysalis. I just wanted vanilla for this because.. well, not everyone has the same fetishes as everyone, heh.
527681 (Lol oops just figgered out this site has people who replied next to your name in a comment) HORSE COCK I MEAN REALLY IT'S DOUBLE A HUMAN'S, NORMALLY.
528557 *looks up Kenneth Pinyan* ... Ah, I c wat u did thar. But, exactly! Maybe worse, if you're small enough. Or tight enough, for that matter.
Also, as I said earlier, I had to make the viewer's dick really big because most horses could top our cocks - meaning that I'm sure any girl pony that likes sex would prefer the horse cock unless the human had something to make up for it - maybe a huge dick, maybe excellent foreplay skills (horses would be second-to-none with foreplay, since they have no opposable thumbs like us), or maybe you're just really, really attractive, lol.
534744528557527913527681527649527447526844526820526529523618523210523202522907522889522723 Oh, and the next chapter should be done today or tomorrow. I've been having a rough time of it - but it's sounding generally okay right now. Right now I'm going for a sort of 'surrogate brother' feel around the CMCs, and a bit of prodding on Chrysalis's part to convince you to convince them to do it with you. It's pretty obvious how they'd fall for it, considering Celestial Bodies's first chapter and what the CMCs focus on, but just in case you don't get it, I won't say.
But, I'm handling this in a gentler manner than that of Chapter 2's, because I don't think that kind of roughness would bode well in bodies so teeny. And because of the 'surrogate brother' feel I told you about before - so if you didn't like Ch. 2, or simply like ... er, passionate?... shy?... virgin?... sex more, you'll probably like this chapter better. And no, they won't bleed (except for the small burst of blood that obviously comes from cherries popping) or split open or anything grotesque like that.
534803 Yeah, I've noticed that most authors don't reply back. However, I'm a fan of my fanbase, as I say. And I've mastered the 'love and tolerate' thing, too. For the most part
541305 That awkwardest moment when everyone in the world dies and the only other person left is a drunken female zombie who somehow still has the ability to produce children.
This is the first clopfic I was genuinely able to get off to. This one, which involved perforated queens and underage ponies. Wonder what that say about me.
holy fuck me I finally got this done.
I'm not sure if I did the clopping to your likings, (this is my first clopfic actually) but do tell any suggestions if you have any!
lolwut, fun to read tho :P
I don't know about anypony else reading this, but I found it amusing that they completely ignored the bed and just screwed on the floor.
Here support, now make more!
full size about a foot?
you make me blush with your generous measurements
526820
But.. *sobs* I just got done with Chapter 2
*pulls on the ball and chain attached to his feet*
526844
Well, y'know, if you don't got a huge instrument when dealing with ponies... you're screwed. More than likely anyway, though somebody like Fluttershy might appreciate something smaller. Horse dick is surprisingly gigantic, which is why when you're a girl, you do NOT want to present your ass to that horse D:< It'll rip ya in half ~
526865 .........................
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good think that image is now burned into my brain, and that im not a girl, or near any horses
This story is the #1 reason I wish I could teach things without faving them.
526895
Teach things without faving them? Whatever do you mean?
526878
I'm so sorry bro. I had to explains mahself.
526919 you have scarred me for life
which means i have to watch you now
FOREVER!!
just got done reading.
got me half hard
527421
Need to put more flint and steel into it.
526865
size wise the ponies of equestia are about the size of a large dog.
so i would think proportionally everything would be roughly large dog sized
You couldn't have chosen a more accurate cover image for this story. There is so much 'lolwut?' going through my head right now.
I'm kind of dreading what will happen to the CMC, but I'll still keep an eye on this.
527606
Oooh, the CMC will be fine.
As long as neither of my headcanons of Princess Celestia or Pinkie Pie personalities pop out..
I'll probably keep a Fluttershy attitude while writing the next one.
527623
Well ok.
527624
But, did you not like the second chapter? Recommendations?
527626
I liked it, it was just odd. I'm still getting used to Chrysalis' huge popularity.
527649
Oh, yeah. But, this isn't as odd as others that have popped out, in my humble opinion. I've read one where the viewer gets raped by tentacles from Chrysalis. I just wanted vanilla for this because.. well, not everyone has the same fetishes as everyone, heh.
526865
Oh my god, my side hurts from laughing so much.
Oh, good story. More!
527681
(Lol oops just figgered out this site has people who replied next to your name in a comment)
HORSE COCK
I MEAN REALLY
IT'S DOUBLE A HUMAN'S, NORMALLY.
I VERY much enjoyed reading this!! Can't wait to read more!
"still growing, even now at about a good 9 inches, into its full size at about a foot."
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526865
You'll end up like Kenneth Pinyan.
...
...
...
How the fuck do I know that name?!
528557
*looks up Kenneth Pinyan*
... Ah, I c wat u did thar. But, exactly! Maybe worse, if you're small enough. Or tight enough, for that matter.
Also, as I said earlier, I had to make the viewer's dick really big because most horses could top our cocks - meaning that I'm sure any girl pony that likes sex would prefer the horse cock unless the human had something to make up for it - maybe a huge dick, maybe excellent foreplay skills (horses would be second-to-none with foreplay, since they have no opposable thumbs like us), or maybe you're just really, really attractive, lol.
!wut? Lol... tracking.
530235
What's with the 'wut', my good sir?
Is there... something wrong with the story?
Oh, no. I always do that when I track stories...
534744
Oh, alright then ~
Herpiamawkwardderp
Dude... I got replied twice... new record!
534744 528557 527913 527681 527649 527447 526844 526820 526529 523618 523210 523202 522907 522889 522723
Oh, and the next chapter should be done today or tomorrow. I've been having a rough time of it - but it's sounding generally okay right now.
Right now I'm going for a sort of 'surrogate brother' feel around the CMCs, and a bit of prodding on Chrysalis's part to convince you to convince them to do it with you. It's pretty obvious how they'd fall for it, considering Celestial Bodies's first chapter and what the CMCs focus on, but just in case you don't get it, I won't say.
But, I'm handling this in a gentler manner than that of Chapter 2's, because I don't think that kind of roughness would bode well in bodies so teeny. And because of the 'surrogate brother' feel I told you about before - so if you didn't like Ch. 2, or simply like ... er, passionate?... shy?... virgin?... sex more, you'll probably like this chapter better. And no, they won't bleed (except for the small burst of blood that obviously comes from cherries popping) or split open or anything grotesque like that.
534803
Yeah, I've noticed that most authors don't reply back. However, I'm a fan of my fanbase, as I say.
And I've mastered the 'love and tolerate' thing, too. For the most part
534832 YAY
non bleeding or splitting is the best
but they better stretch
if you know what i mean
534857
Obviously, my friend, for what filly could take a foot without stretching something?
534861 ....
a very limber filly
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539779 the even more awkward moment when i saw through your trolling with a well placed skyrim reference
541305
That awkwardest moment when everyone in the world dies and the only other person left is a drunken female zombie who somehow still has the ability to produce children.
Touche good sir Touche
What happened to Chapter 3?
Nevermind, found the blog!
This is the first clopfic I was genuinely able to get off to. This one, which involved perforated queens and underage ponies. Wonder what that say about me.
Hotter than hell brah. Hotter than hell.
1228873
That guy really loves full house.