Hehehe, amusing chapter is amusing. Well done.

All the best converstations are held with knives.

I do hope this is canon. Just thinking about the consequences of this makes me giddy.

Awesome. I'll have to remember that threat for the next time I see some kid crying at the shops.

1464084 Part one is supposed to be rather slow with sporadic smatterings of action. Don't worry: there is a reason for this. Be patient with me, and all will be rewarded in part 2. I Pinkie Promise

I like this story. A lot. I'll give it a favourite and a thumbs up, just for you.

Also, bitch Celestia... I hate her.

1635301 There is a reason.

It's always the quiet ones.........

This... is.... singlnehandedly, the most interesting chapter I have ever read in anything, ever.

The amount of sunglasses i took off during this chapter.