I will eat you.

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There is no better wy to execute this TF2 Freak's appearance.
I lolled so much.... it hurts.
This chapter, though still could use proofreading, was great, even fantastic!
Soldier is a real nut, and he willl do his job... but seriousl, Moon people? xD
Oh, Painis Cupcake, my favorite!

-Zeph

I am painis cupcake I will eat you
... No
AAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
(NOM NOM NOM)

Omigosh this chapter is really funny. Please continue!

It looks like the only way to win this war is to use the ultimate fighting style.....
*Throws on an American flag bandana, grabs a shotgun and a bottle of beer*
REDNECK AMURICA STYLE!!!!!!!

No words can describe my pleasure at seeing Painis Cupcake in this fic. Soldier by himself is badass, but letting him shift into his monster alter ego was the icing on the cake. I also love how accurately you portrayed the tf2 details speaking item-wise and how he used them. Please do continue!!!!

I almost never comment, but I've got to say that this is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Good job m8.

4859150

That... Was... TRUE ART! MAGNIFICENT! YOU SIR ARE A GENIUS!

can we have an airshot counter added to the story?

I like this, there are a couple errors ( It's holo, not hollow) although I am not sure if the errors were just to express the soldier personality (idiocy, which you potrayed extremely well, I can see the soldier sleeping through torture). Either way, carry on (and maybe include the fresh brewed victory taunt).

4860200
Holograph is fixed.
Thanks for pointing that out.

4859189 Damn it Bobby...

SOLDIER?! How ya doin mate?

4900031
It's good to see you, my quick-scoping friend!

whoa whoa whoa, i just realized that you wrote this,.....did i?.... did i inspire this? if i did that would be awesome.

5095648
Yes you did, I wouldn't have done this without you.

when you will return, I can't stand to wait!

5303637
I'll continue after you stop locking your windows at night, it makes it harder for me to get inside.

5304307 If each chapter is better than another, I allow you to take a chance, but be warned, I'll be with 12 gauge

5307007
That won't stop someone who ATE A FULL SUIT OF BODY ARMOR! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Wait? What? Your protected if you WEAR the armor? Oh... I guess I should get back to the story...

Please! Continue this masterpiece!

5717685
Sorry that I haven't for a long time. My Team Fortress 2 copy has stopped working and so I'm not able to get any inspiration.

5717769
Fuck man that sucks. Wait what do you play TF2 on?

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Alien Ware. That's not the problem though, I'm pretty sure I did it when I was fixing Payday 2 (which is still broken).
Though, you commenting on my story, for some reason, gave me the idea to just watch a few games played by soldier on youtube, or just find some animations on soldier or something. After some thinking and watching I should have the story up and running again.

5717984

Glad to be an inspiration to get back to working.

Please update new chapters.

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Sorry, I've been reaaaaaaally backed up on this story. As I said earlier in the comments, I've got no inspiration to continue this story. Until I find something that I can base my writing off of, the story ends up dull and without character. So I cannot write.

But, luckily since summer is right around the corner, I should have the time to spend days working on this and continue with or without inspiration.

5944552 thank you

5717984 If you need inspiration, look no further than "Meet The Amazing Soldier" on YouTube by Pienamations, and GOOD LUCK TO YOU, MAGGOT!

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Seen it, I've seen everything about our helmet wearing friend. Just wait a little while longer for summer and I promise this story will continue.