My Little Dashie: Jimmie's Advenure

by Windlife

prolog

Dashie was very mad about me doing that to my mom and such.

"Why would you hurt her like that?" She ahad the look of a blind chnees man on her face. "I thought you loved her... Do you love me?"

That really huirt my iner black man. So I got up and hid the body of my dead mother. (I forgot to before. I know, it's really bad to do but I won't want Pinkie finding out about it.)

Dashie helps me hide her in the floor, it was rreally fun down there. I had a cool collection of dead rats and stuff. I wanted to find more tarding card, but my mother wouldn't let me have any. I really miss my mom, I'm going to call up Batman later today to see if I can catch the asshole who killed her.

I'm noty playing around anymore.

Author's Note:

Sorry for the wait guys but i had so much stuff to do. I still looking for editors and stuiff so hit me up with a pm if u want to help mre in this endever.

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Based on a true story.

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*calling up batman to find her.killer*
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