I ... don't know if I can take this anymore...

Aren't drunk choices the best

I...love this...

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O god wat.

write more

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poultron pls go

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no

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write more

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I'm working on chapter 3 right now I promise

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dont lie to me i am the adminstrater of fimsfictions.org and i will have you're account removed

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BUT I AM CONTRIBUTING PONYPORN WORDS PLS DONT BAN

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its too late for you you are already baned. you should of thought of you are well being before u crossed me.

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im reporting u 4 hairrassment

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wait no come on please im wasnt serious please dude my dad will kill me pls unreport me im really serious pls i cant lose this it means so much to mE PLEASE UNREPORT

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i cant unreport becuz then who admins the admins???/

o wait ME

deal w/ it nerd

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wow thats its im calling the owner of ponyfanfiction.fanfictoon.biz

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o yeh how did that conversation go

u: hey baron is being mean plz stop him

admin: baron is my bro

u: fuk

and then u died because jizz overdose

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Now I am just waiting for a user to come along and yell at you for being unprofessional.

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BUT THE ADMIN IS POSTING CRAP COMMENTS SO WHY CANT WE

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Y R ADMINS GIVEN SPECIAL PRIVLIDGES>?>??//

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admins are ruining the sight..............

so that was applejack's evil plan
to kill rarity
but it didn't work

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Where in the hell did you get the idea that AJ is trying to kill her?

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because
applejack
is
evil

I have the weirdest boner right now.
That hornjob...oh fuck you need to write more hornjob scenes! It was awesome!

Also these comments made me laugh more than any comedy fic ever done with the exeption of Equestrian Pie.

PS: How the shit did I miss that this fic updated?

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Glad you liked it! Yeah, I plan on writing more hornjobs, haha. Maybe not in Soft Spot, but other things.

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Can't wait for the next update

Also, that conversation with that "Admin" up there is

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it r called admin abuze!!!!

Polron is corurp1

Seriously, there's a running joke between Poultron and a few authors.

You should check out TAW's fics, and what Poultron puts there.

This is not exactly how I like things depicted, and the story is slightly off the way I like them, but this:

Applejack couldn’t help but smile along with her as she felt Rarity’s back legs inching out to the side. She’d seen this several times, now, and knew it meant that she was making room for more. Much more.

This alone would be enough to deserve you a positive appreciation, great find. I wouldn't mind sharing ideas regarding this thematic one of these days.

Um, that was ... certainly ... something.

Also, how could someone like him even be made an admin, ever?!

One thing that kind of bothered me while I read the story was Applejack's inability to hold things with her hooves. How does she cook if she can't even hold a fork? Personally, I think it's okay to disregard the laws of physics when it comes to magical ponies, the show does it all the time.