Second World. Team Fortress 2.
Hello. My name is [censored]. But you can call me Spy. And this is what happened on one faithful day:
It was just a normal day in 2Fort. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and people are killing each other. Beautiful. But there was one thing that I have not seen in a long time. A new face. He was not like us, he didn't wear nor blue, nor red. That could only mean that he is one of the Administrator's workers or a passerby which came here somehow, 2Fort was a place which was in a middle of desert. Well he was pointing a gun at me, which can only mean he is a passerby. Everyone knows that they don't want to mess with me, unless they have Respawn. All the Reds had it, and us - Blus too.
I pulled out my Dead Ringer and waited for him to shoot. That was pretty fast. My fake corpse flew backwards, but my real self went to him.
"Well he was an easy one" he said.
"About who, are you talking about?" I asked, grabbing him and pulling in a safer place. When I was done, I released him and allowed him to finally breathe.
"H-how... Is that... Even possible?!" he yelled, "I shot you straight in your head!"
"Well, there are many things that you shouldn't know. For now think that it is my magical power." I said in a serious voice.
"Magical powers... So you are a unicorn too?" he said, teasingly.
"I am no such thing. The thing I want to know is - why are you here?" I asked
"If I'm gonna say that I was dragged here by an unicorn, which knows how to travel accross dimensions are you gonna believe me?" he asked
"Yes, of course" I lied. 'Magical unicorns? This man has serious brain damage. I need to take him to Medic as fast as I-' The thing that interrupted my thoughts was a lavender unicorn, which appeared in bright purple light.
"Oh Ivan, thank Celestia I found you! There was a human with a bonesaw, chasing me and screaming something about finding a way how I can use magic or how I ca-" She noticed me, and stoped talking.
"I saw that one too, but he was wearing a red suit! He was stabbing everyone with a knife!" she screamed, terrified.
"Calm down, calm down. I won't hurt you." I reassured her.
"And how are you gonna prove that?" she asked
"Well I didn't backstab your friend, now did I?" I said.
"Well I guess you're right... Ivan are you dead? I don't know how humans work yet exactly, so-"
"Yes, yes. I'm fine." said Ivan (I think).
And about that moment, Heavy smashed his way into the room.
P.S.: If you don't know what TF2 is, download steam and get it (it's free) or at least watch the trailers (Meet the..) they are hilarious. You are gonna fall in love with that game like I did. Anyways - Enjoy.
P.S.S.: There is gonna be 1 day wait between worlds. I need to think about what to write. Leave suggestions in the comment section!
P.S.S.S.: Comments = free virtual cookies and Fluttershy will be proud of you.
Cookies?! You said cookies! Where?
Although I have not met the TF2 crew, I can say I have heard about them.
...
Damn, now I have to check out the trailor, and did you say free? I like free.
Now, the second time you said blue, you left out the 'e'. "All the Reds had it, and us - Blus too."
"Yes, yes. I'm fine." said Ivan (I think) said. Drop the second 'said'.
Other than that I believe this sums it up:
DIS GUN BE GUD!!
you should make the next world in skyrim...have them meet dovahkiin
370998 ALL OF MY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
files.sharenator.com/memes_yes_i_had_all_my_shots_tequila_rum_and_whiskey_MEME_BASE_16-s500x491-160993-580.jpg
Cookies? Meh... Muffins? Muffins!
370662 The e offa Blu was intentional... That is the spelling of the side :D
370662
You see, in that game there are two sides RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition) and BLU (Builders League United). They try to make it look like this is a war between builders, but that is just disguise. For real it's about two brothers which want their fathers (i think) land. Their names are Redmon Mann and Blutarch Mann. And yes, the game is free, and Steam is free. If you want full TF2 awesomeness just buy any item from mann co store. To buy you need to add to steam 5 euros/dollars. I've already played that game for 3.5 years and still didn't get bored. And every week they add new item + a new awesome update is comming.
372472
372789
I know diddly squat about the game. Thanks for telling me.
I have learned something today!
372789 i know someone who works at valve, and you are spot on. not many people know TF2 lore. did you read The Sacrifice collection?