Second World. Team Fortress 2.
Hello. My name is [censored]. But you can call me Spy. And this is what happened on one faithful day:
It was just a normal day in 2Fort. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and people are killing each other. Beautiful. But there was one thing that I have not seen in a long time. A new face. He was not like us, he didn't wear nor blue, nor red. That could only mean that he is one of the Administrator's workers or a passerby which came here somehow, 2Fort was a place which was in a middle of desert. Well he was pointing a gun at me, which can only mean he is a passerby. Everyone knows that they don't want to mess with me, unless they have Respawn. All the Reds had it, and us - Blus too.
I pulled out my Dead Ringer and waited for him to shoot. That was pretty fast. My fake corpse flew backwards, but my real self went to him.
"Well he was an easy one" he said.
"About who, are you talking about?" I asked, grabbing him and pulling in a safer place. When I was done, I released him and allowed him to finally breathe.
"H-how... Is that... Even possible?!" he yelled, "I shot you straight in your head!"
"Well, there are many things that you shouldn't know. For now think that it is my magical power." I said in a serious voice.
"Magical powers... So you are a unicorn too?" he said, teasingly.
"I am no such thing. The thing I want to know is - why are you here?" I asked
"If I'm gonna say that I was dragged here by an unicorn, which knows how to travel accross dimensions are you gonna believe me?" he asked
"Yes, of course" I lied. 'Magical unicorns? This man has serious brain damage. I need to take him to Medic as fast as I-' The thing that interrupted my thoughts was a lavender unicorn, which appeared in bright purple light.
"Oh Ivan, thank Celestia I found you! There was a human with a bonesaw, chasing me and screaming something about finding a way how I can use magic or how I ca-" She noticed me, and stoped talking.
"I saw that one too, but he was wearing a red suit! He was stabbing everyone with a knife!" she screamed, terrified.
"Calm down, calm down. I won't hurt you." I reassured her.
"And how are you gonna prove that?" she asked
"Well I didn't backstab your friend, now did I?" I said.
"Well I guess you're right... Ivan are you dead? I don't know how humans work yet exactly, so-"
"Yes, yes. I'm fine." said Ivan (I think).
And about that moment, Heavy smashed his way into the room.
P.S.: If you don't know what TF2 is, download steam and get it (it's free) or at least watch the trailers (Meet the..) they are hilarious. You are gonna fall in love with that game like I did. Anyways - Enjoy.
P.S.S.: There is gonna be 1 day wait between worlds. I need to think about what to write. Leave suggestions in the comment section!
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