• Published 3rd Jan 2014
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ASDF Story - Brony_Falcon

A completely random set of events based off of ASDFMovie. Twilight and friends do crazy shenanigans that have absolutely nothing to do with anything.

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Chapter 1

Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle were sitting in the library. Both of them were bored and couldn't think of anything to do. After ten minutes of silence and boredom, an idea came to Rainbow Dash. "Hey Twilight, wanna play a game? It's called 'What I'm Gonna Do.' You up for it?"

Twilight stared at her friend for a moment. "Uh, sure, whatever will help lift the mood in this dull library."

Rainbow Dash then walked to a computer in a corner of the room. "I'm gonna do an internet," she yelled. She then pressed the 'enter' button on the keyboard with her hoof, then the fun began. "WHOAAH!!" Rainbow Dash clung to the desk as a rainbow that came from the screen filled the room and tried to force her back.

Twilight stood there, mouth agape. She couldn't believe her eyes. After the rainbow died down, she yelled, "Well, I'm gonna do a book!" She touched the word 'enter' in one of the Daring Do books. They waited. And waited. And waited some more. "Aww," Twilight said in disappointment.

"Well, that didn't last long. I'm gonna head over to Sugarcube Corner to see what Pinkie's doing," Rainbow Dash said. "Probably planning another party."

"Knock, knock!"

Fluttershy approached the door cautiously. "Who's there?"

*WHACK!* "The Door!"

"I can't throw a party in this condition! It's all your fault!" Pinkie exclaimed. "DIE, POTATO!"

"Noooooo!" Potato exclaimed in his small voice.


Pinkie got rid of the potato that would possibly ruin one of her recipes for party food. Then she realized something. "OHMYGOSHIFORGOTABOUTTHECHIPS! ICAN'TTHROWAPARTYWITHOUTCHIPS!! Oh, hi Rainbow Dash!"

Rainbow Dash entered the sweets shop, wondering what in the world Pinkie was flipping out over. "Uhh, hi Pinkie. Whatcha doin'?"

"Just killing potatoes and pulling pranks," Pinkie stated. "Look, Dashie, it says 'gullible' on the ceiling."

Rainbow Dash looked up, and sure enough, the word 'gullible' was printed on the ceiling. "Wow, Pinkie, you're righ-" She stopped herself mid-sentence when she looked at Pinkie. Her facial expression went blank. After a few minutes of silence, Rainbow Dash asked, "Uhh, did you have a long moustache before?"

Pinkie took a deep breath, and said only one word: "Nope."

Dashie kept her blank expression as she walked out of the building.

Pinkie then proceeded to find her ingredients when she spotted another potato. "Not again! DIE, POTATO!"

Potato then pulled out a gun, and spoke in a deep voice. "Not today."

Pinkie gasped. "I ALMOST FORGOT! I need you for the chips! Can you help me, Potato?"

"You killed my best friend, why should I help you?"

"Well, if you're gonna be that way..."


Rainbow Dash walked for a few minutes with the same blank look on her face as before. Then she noticed Rarity walking over to Sugarcube Corner. Her facial expression finally changed. "Pfft, screw gravity." She then flapped her wings and took to the sky.

"Ugh, just like Rainbow Dash," Rarity moaned with a hoof on her face.

Derpy stared at her picture for about five minutes, before finally saying "I have no idea how to breathe" to nopony in particular.

Rainbow Dash passed by Derpy on the way to Fluttershy's cottage. She knocked on the door twice. "Knock, knock!" she said.

"Please go away!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "I fell for it the first time, I won't fall for it again!"

"Sheesh, relax, Fluttershy. It's me, Rainbow Dash." She opened the door and invited herself inside. She then noticed a strange animal in the room. "What kind of animal is that?"

Fluttershy turned to see what she meant. "That? It's just a mine turtle. Be careful, though. I don't know what the button does, but I know he's so adorable!"

"Hello!" the mine turtle said.

"Oh, hello mine turtle," Rainbow Dash said. She then pressed the button on the turtle's back.


The explosion wasn't huge; it was just enough to knock the two against the wall. "I told you to be careful, Rainbow Dash."

"Oh hey, Scootaloo, I-"


"Ow, what the hay is wrong with you?" Sweetie Belle exclaimed while holding her cheek.

{Level Up!}

"Kitten fight!" Derpy exclaimed.

"No way, dweeb. I'm allergic to adorableness," Gilda exclaimed.

Not heeding her warning, Derpy threw a kitten to Gilda in mid-flight. Gilda caught it, then her wings stopped flapping, her eyes shut involuntarily, and she plummeted toward the ground.

Princess Celestia and Princess Luna stood in their throne room. Outside of the throne room, two guards were guarding the door. One of the guards had a convenient immunity to stab wounds. Sure, he could get stabbed, but he would always be able to heal himself within a few minutes. The other guard was the best in defensive spells.

The stab wound man decided to start a conversation. "Hey, you know who's gay?" The defensive spell man didn't respond. "You." The stab wound man looked down to see a sword in his chest. "Aww, COME ON!" The defensive spell man sheathed his sword, and the stab wound man fell silent.

Derpy checked out a book from the library and headed toward a cloud. She opened the book and let her eyes explore the words on each page. She didn't know that she checked out an educational book, something that was Twilight's area of expertise. After she finished exploring the book, she let out a small chuckle. "I can't read," she said.

A completely white boy with a thick black outline and slightly messy hair is riding a train to Ponyville. "I like trains," he said in a monotone voice. He smiled as the train sped up.

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