Sergeant Keroro - Stranded in Equestria!

by ChromeRegios

Giroro - Don't run... Walk! (Sir, yes sir!)

(Okay let’s cut to the chase… Keroro got captured, Tamama and Geroro are lost… and Dororo and Kururu are both looking for their team mates… Seems legit…)

“LEGIT MY FOOT!!” Keroro yelled back at the narrator, making him jumped out of surprise as the story begins…

*Kururu*

After walking for almost an hour and the night goes deeper, Kururu further explores the forest of everfree, unaware that he lost his companion along the way..

“Hmm, now where could they be hiding...” Kururu looks up high then got an idea… “hmm, I just hope there’s no dragons up and about…” Kururu quickly hopped on a hover craft that he suddenly built out of nothing then flies up to further his search.

Upon Kururu’s flight, he stops in mid air only to spot a little carriage that seems to look like a make shift house. Kind of what gypsies used as a home back on earth… at least, he thinks so.

“That seems to be a nice place to live… better go and check it out.” Kururu zooms down and lands on a bush then used his anti-barrier to hide his ship as well as himself from being detected by whoever is living there.

Kururu peeks in through the window, and of all places he could expect less, he saw Keroro with a leash and being treated like a dog by a blue wizard looking pony.

“Now beg for your food!!” The blue one said, while cracking it’s whip.

“Please! Please! Please!!” Keroro begged, and almost weeping because of his current state.

Kururu looks down in utter disappointment… as his “fearless” leader is being turned to a slave by a lower life form and non-technological adversary… Natsumi was one thing, but this pony was a different story… he thought that humans were the only one of the superior race, but upon seeing this happen to Keroro yet again, Keruru thinks that they are nothing but a pathetic, sad and insignificant… much lower than that of the life form with Keroro.

“You’re an embarrasment Sergeant…” Kururu, hops down and went inside casually…

Trixie looks at her door which mysteriously opened by itself… Trixie drops her whip and went out to investigate who opened her door. “Who dares prank the great and powerful Trixie!?” She yelled then goes out.

But Kururu was just standing near the door as he laughed at the ponies stupidity. “Guess they haven’t figured about my anti-barrier…”

(Duh, they’re ponies’ not alien frogs you know, so obviously they don’t know your technology you egg head)

Keroro soon notices Kururu walking towards him. “Kerooooo~ y-you came to save me?” Keroro said with eyes like of a lamb.

But Kururu didn’t fell for that. “Some “fearless” leader you claim to be…” Kururu mocked.

“Shut up, just get me out of here before that maniac gets back!” Keroro tugs the leash, trying to rip it off.

“Alright, hold still…” Kururu said which Keroro kept still as stiff as he can… Kururu then took out some sort of a pistol and shoots the leash, melting it instantly.

“Wow, what’s that? Some sort of a pistol?” Keroro said in astonishment. “It just melted that leash in an instant!” Keroro took the pistol and examines it… “With this, I can rule this world with an IRON FIST!” Keroro said, nearly grinning.

“Well actually, it’s a~”

“What is the meaning of this? How did you get out of the leash!” Trixie said, who just came back from outside, she still don’t see Kururu but she can clearly see Keroro…

“Hah! The jokes on you!” Keroro points the pistol at her. “Let me leave so I can make you live!... wait, that doesn’t sound right… I mean… Let me go or live!” Keroro went silent.

“It’s *Let me go if you want to live…* sergeant.” Kururu suggested.

“Oh! Right… Let me go if you want to live!” Keroro shouted.

“You? Leave? You’re my ticket to fame and fortune! Trixie will not let such a rare creature such as you to get away from Trixie!” She announced.

“Okay, don’t say I didn’t warn you!” Keroro then shoots her with the pistol, expecting she’d melt so he could get away… then again.

The beam just made a slight “Plink” and turned to a mist. Trixie stood there raising a brow lookinga t the frog. “What, pray tell is that suppose to be?”

“Kero?” Keroro looked blankly, and then turns his head to Kururu, who was laughing wildly. Keroro then asked, “W-what just happen?”

“You see sarge, that was my *All-leather-melt-away gun* since that leash is leather, I thought I’d use it...kukuku~”

This made Keroro pale, and nearly turned to dust himself... he then looks at the blue pony, and gave a goofy look. “Uhm...” Before Trixie can react, Keroro bolted out of the room.

“H-hey! Get back here!” Trixie chased him around her home, dodging furniture, leaping on each other and mocking Trixie. Trixie almost got the frog but was tripped my Kururu when she ran passed the invisible Keronian. They ran around in circles inside the house until Keroro spots an open window and leaps out of the carriage then ran into the woods.

“No!!” Trixie stomps the floor out of frustration that she lost her “rare” creature. Just when she walked back in in an annoyed manner, Kururu walked out casually with Trixie not knowing his pressence at all.

Kururu soon catches up with Keroro, who was hiding in some pile of rocks, posing as a Buddha statue.

“You’re not gonna fool anyone with that get up, sarge...” Kururu said, as Keroro opens his eyes and jumps off the pile of rocks.

“Yeah well, it’s wort a try... anyway, where are the others?” Keroro asked.

“Giroro and Tamama are looking for you, and they are still somewhere in this forest... kukuku~” Kururu responded.

“Well that’s kind of boring, let’s just go back to Twinkles house and rest for now...” Keroro said as he walks off.

“But what about the others? They might be in danger out here, sarge.” Kururu reasoned, but Keroro stuck with his idea.

“I’m sure they’re fine... Giroro and Tamama are both tough fighters remember? They’ll be fine, trust me!” Keroro said which nearly made sense to Kururu.

“I suppose they’re doing fine though... fine let’s go back!” Kururu said, as the both of them soon went back to Twilight’s house.

(Mean while)

“TAMAMA IMPACT!!!”

BOOM!!!

“MAGNUM BARRAGE!!!”

BLAM!!!

“Where the heck are WE!!” Tamama yelled, as they were all surrounded by dog-like creatures.

“That’s what I want to know!!!” Giroro said while remembering what just happened to them earlier.

*Giroro -20 minutes earlier-*

“I’m tired... and I’m hungry... I want Momoka’s sweets!!” Tamama whines, as they navigate their way to the woods.

“Stay calm, Tamama... we’ll find a way out of this.” Giroro said, while keeping on high alert for more of those creatures. “We just have to~” Before he could finish, he was stuck on the head by a branch, as Giroro lets out a loud “Twak!” and fell unconcious on the ground.

“Giroro!!” Tamama stopped and went back to him. “Are you alright?” He looked down on the injured Giroro, but he didn’t respond… Giroro just gurgled.

“Eeewwww” Tamama cringed. “I don’t wanna carry this red blob of meat! He might drool at me!!!”

(Some friend you are…)

“I wonder where’s the Sergeant?” Tamama said then kicked a stone somewhere. “I wish I was home…” Just then, Tamama heard a yelp of an animal, who was probably hit by the stone he kicked. “Tama~?”

Tamama stood up and walked near a bush that was rustling… a face of a dog pops out of it.

“Awww look! It’s a cute little puppy~” Tamama reaches out for the animal in an atempt to pet it. “Here doggy~ come here…” he went closer to it, but then… The puppy’s mouth went two times wide and was about to bite Tamama’s big head. “E-ehh?”

Zaaaap!!!

The dog squealed and retracts his large mouth and retreated back to the shadows of the forest.

“You nit wit… This forest is obviously dangerous… you shouldn’t be touching any animals here…” Giroro said who was still a bit dizzy because of the hit he got earlier…

“Giroro!! You’re okay!!” Tamama leaps up to hug him, only to be stopped by Giroro’s fist.

“Don’t you dare!!” He shouted at Tamama.

“B-but, I was just worried about you…” Tamama sobbed. Giroro was about to say sorry when he noticed something glowing in the dark… they were eyes of over a hundred wolves.

Both Giroro and Tamama went pale as a ghost…

“O-okay Tamama… here’s the plan… We~”

“RUN AWAAAAAYYY!!!” Tamama zooms.

“H-HEY! GET BACK HERE COWARD!!” Giroro shouted as he looked at Tamama running. Giroro looked back at the wolves but to his surprise, a wolf was already face to face to him… The wolf growled ferociously, with his sharp fangs showing to the red frog. Giroro was about to speak, when the Wolf gave a loud roar.

“TAMAMA, WAIT FOR ME!!” Giroro ran as fast as Tamama did, almost catching up to him.

Tamama sees him in a red blur and shouted… “LOOK WHOS THE COWARD NOW!!!”

“SHUT THE HECK UP!!!” Giroro shouted as they both run away screaming their head off into the dark forest.

Comments

[Jahoosaphat]

1142020 Holy crap, bro. Imagine if they battled as Rage Tamama and Pinkemena... (Hint, Hint. *wink, wink*)

[The Watcher 509]

I think it's called, "Keroro Platoon", not "Keroro Squad"...