I have found nothing of interest in the Earthpony realm, and am longing for the solace of my books.
After examining both a wide variety of history books and atlas's, I have found the approximate location of the ancient Earthpony realm, which falls near Trottingham. I should have conferred with this travel brochure first, as it shows some of the more interesting historical tidbits for the wanderlust-stricken adventurer, while conveniently pointing out trailheads and rest stops. I must begin using alternative forms of information in my studies.
Now, to the meat of this article. Star Swirl the Bearded reports that when he was traveling around the ancient castle, he was most likely to feel a magical pulse. I have come to the conclusion that if there was ever anything magical about those ruins, it has been completely removed. There is nothing anymore.
I even consulted a few local experts, who claim that magical bursts "Haven't been reported around here since the last Queen died." What an odd turn of events...
I have held my suspicions about Ponyville for a long time. I think it may be wise to mark that as my nex-
Note: The text suddenly picks up here, in a different handwriting. It is plain English.
You want to see the truth? Go to Ponyville.
You won't survive the revelation. Don't say I didn't warn you.
-The Overmare
So, what do the Elements have to do with this? That remains a question... assuming it involves the elements in the first place.
Wait a minute, who are you and what happened to MeesterBob?
Why did you lose contact with him?
There is three individuals publishing this in addition to the pony that originally wrote it?
Did the so called Overmare has possessed MeesterBobs body?
When did you lose contact with Meester?
And why do I have to ask that many questions to know what's going on?
Meester are you okay?
~Leonzilla
To the Overmare,
Humans don't give up. When your ancestors casually strolled after prey until it collapsed from exhaustion, a certain of dogged determination stays in the blood. Humans find a way to make what they want happen, and we don't take "no" for an answer, not even from the universe itself.
You cannot stop this from happening. You cannot put the genie back in the bottle. Any attempts would be, if you'll pardon the idiom, closing the barn door after the horse got out. You no doubt believe you are working in our best interests. You may very well be doing so in truth. But you cannot stop this anymore than a red octagon can stop an avalanche.
With my sincerest apologies,
FanOfMostEverything
4040475 Hello there,
You are correct. I am not MeesterBob, I am a friend of his. He contacted me a few days ago and told me he had a "finished chapter" on Fimfiction.net, and if anything happened so he would fall out of contact I should post it for him. He said something about a vacation.
There are no further chapters than this. Not being a brony myself, I have not actually read this story. It must be pretty good for him to care about it so much.
4046218 Alright you, whoever you are, you still must answer this questions.
When did you lose contact with Meester?!!! Was that call the last you herd of him?
Also he didn't tell you to, I don't know, CALL THE POLICE?!!!
What was exactly what he told you? I mean aren't you worried? This seems pretty serious.
More over, how do we know that what you are telling us is the truth?
For all we know you could be helping to cover up this script to make us believe that is not a big deal and this is just a small set of scribbles made by a random author that have no meaning.
When they truly are the trace of a secret that if made public could threaten the balance of society.
So, are you going to tell us what happened to MeesterBob?
~Leonzilla
4046406 Look, sir. I am simply a friend who was asked to post this on his behalf. He told me he was going somewhere without phone connection. Camping, or something. Anyway, he simply asked me to post this on the 5th of March if he didn't contact me with other instructions. Do you call the police when your friends go on vacation?
I have not read the story, but I think you might be taking "suspension of disbelief" a bit far. Good day.
4049091 Alright then; but I'll better hear a word from Meester soon or I will have to take action.
And remember,
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This is in no way over!
~Leonzilla
4040730 A big enough red octagon can stop an avalanche. A red octagon that is red because it is metal very close to melting can also stop an avalanche.
4204933 Yeah suppose that in theory that is true; but answer me this, how many red octagons do you think that are big enough to actually stop an avalanche exist?
~Leonzilla
4206517 Taking into account the universe... several thousand?
4209009 No...unless you can come up with at least one example.
4209413 Well, I can't find a red hexagon big enough. But I CAN find a bluish one! Saturn's North Polar Hexagon.
4210075
First of all, that is neither red nor an octagon.
Second,third and forth of all, Even though is called the Saturn's North Polar Hexagon, it is not even and hexagon if anything is an Hexagonal prism due to it's 3D shape, and event if we ignore all that, there is still the fact that it's a typhoon made of Gases which when put together with an existing avalanche it just redirects the direction of the avalanche; but that's sort of irrelevant because storms like that have winds strong enough to causes instant erosion in a landscape such as a mountain AKA an avalanche of huge magnitude. In other words the Saturn's North Polar Hexagon has the power to cause avalanches; but not stop them.
4040730 So I suppose there really aren't any red octagons in the known universe that would actually be able to stop an avalanche.
~Leonzilla
4210250 Oh, wait, I searched for hexagon not octagon! Time to search for the octagon.
4210250
Well, there we are, then. I do enjoy engendering silly conversations. Thank you for proving my point.
4210342 Anything for the noble pursuit of arguing!
~Leonzilla