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Ah, alcohol. The cause of (and solution to) all life's problems.
Anyway, looks like a little aggravated assault isn't illegal in ponyville.
Whilst this chapter makes very little sense, it sure is fun to read.![:rainbowlaugh:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowlaugh.png)
fucking badass
"SAVE ME RIPLEY! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I AIN'T HOSTING NO ALIEN BABIES!" Ah Aliens..... you have done me proud....... I almost feel sorry for that stallion and getting his nuts crushed... no kids for him....
he's FUNNY when he's drunk, also, i'm still wondering when the other elements are going to come in
299649 I like that they aren't all just thrown in at the beginning, It will likely be that another will pop up eventually.
299639 naaaaaaah, he only lost ONE
299680 You never know, he could have crushed both at once.... meh the stallion had it coming eventually anyways...
299698 lol
299707 Yep, Gilda got mauled, Hoops and his little two friends go their rear ends handed to them on a proverbial silver platter, and gummy hates Dylan's face..... Go you little alien reptile you go.... eat his face...
And I have no idea what happened to those 3 now blank posts....
FINALLY! FULL SCALE BRAWL! SHIT JUST GOT REAL!![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
Also vodka isn't the strongest drink, АБСОЛЮТ! Almost clear alcohol! 90%
That shit hits the fan.
299763 HE'S AN ALLIGATOR!!!!!! :3
299766 АБСОЛЮТ! ????????
My american brain does not compute this... how would I pronounce this?
Absolut>>299790
I think...
You know, just pure alcohol, it's hard to find that stuff, and it's deadly dangerous, but this shit is hijacking your brain and sending it to the moon!
299811 АБСОЛЮТ! == Absolut???? But it has a c in it.....
As was said in one song "We drink everything that can burn"(translation)![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
299822
russian language:
s=c
c=ц
see any logical reasons?
I don't
299836 Touche' frees, touche'.... but how is this letter... symbol.... thingy ----> Ю Pronounced?
This is quite good
I was wondering how long will this story be?
299851 U
wait, how the hell we managed to switch topics from alcohol to russian language lessons?
299877 Because I chatted with Chuckles to much now his randomness rubbed off on me.... Ю is == to U? I also just noticed that Ю looks kind of like one of the unknown pokemon.....
299890 I remember that blog entry![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
299911 Yeah its still there.....
Story... Is gonna be long.
The next chapter will make three people very happy, I think.![:twilightsmile:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightsmile.png)
299890 anyway this isn't the most wierd letter, check this out Ж![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
![:ajbemused:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajbemused.png)
and you haven't seen the second official language yet
But the most strange thing is not about the language in Belarus.
Applauding, standing idly in large groups and gathering in groups more than three are crimes.
I still don't get it
299950 And how long we should wait for that chapter, hm?![:unsuresweetie:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/unsuresweetie.png)
299965 How the heck is Ж pronounced? Russia... the only play where applauding can be a crime.... Though that is actually quite interesting... Why no applauding?
well, not exactly Russia, it's Belarus, but the spirit is the same.![:facehoof:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/facehoof.png)
Why no applauding? Well... Our president is the last european dictator. He made false votes on himself and thrown his opponents to jail. We tried silent marches of protests, when usual ones were cut short by OMON. People were just standing, laughing, and applauding when OMON randomly picked people from the croud and put them in jail for a few weeks. So this asshole decided to Make this things crimes.
A few years ago someone said "Help to Belarus is now a sniper", well, most of our country thinks that way now.
299994 Hey, do you want it or not? If you want me to put out crap, I'll get it out fast. Did you forget that I'm typing this whole thing on an IPOD?!
Fucking funny! (Ponies + Alcahol) + (Humans + Alcahol) X Bar fight = AWESOMNESS! Shame there was no Flutterage in there![:flutterrage:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/flutterrage.png)
I like where this whole story is going, Dylans decent into madness. Badass, lycanthropian, madness. I saw that whole fight scene like something out of Tekken in my head.
Great work man! Can't wait for a new chapter... Makes me sad having to wait...
300843 Sorry, didn't mean to offend you. I just want to know when.
301603 That wasn't me being offended. If I'm offended, you'll know. I'm just trying to make sure the chapters are good, rather than getting them out quickly.
YOU'RE STILL COOL, YOU CRAZY RUSSIAN.
301593 I'm just about to get started. It's 2AM and I've had a beer. Whasssss gonna happen?
301647
You're already ticking the 'Human+Alcahol' box. Now you're gonna add some ponies to the mix and create a chapter full of badassery!
301653 I think the alcoholic activities will take a break next chapter.
Got some introducing to do...
301716 OCs will be in next chapter? Well, then it will be even MOAR BADASSERY!!!![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
300843 On a Ipod, you sure have good patience then to type that all out on it. Do you have the little autocorrect function turned off or on?
302200![:moustache:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/moustache.png)
302385 On. It's a friggin pain...
302627 God, I know how much a pain it an be... you type something and it brings up a word that you don't even want, and the only way to have it not use that word is click the little black rectangle that pops up with the word substitution in it.... I wish they would change it to be less annoying.
302632 Know you see how much of a bloody WARRIOR I am.
The last chapter was 8000 WORDS! GNNNNNNNNNNNRGHHHHHH!
302650 It must have been fun when the thing decides to give you a substitution for some word and you don't notice it till a couple of words later.... IPOD the only electronic device to troll you one sentence at a time...
302663 I since taught my iPod that if it screws ip, I WILL PLAY BRITNEY SPEARS THROUGH IT.
It hates Britney.
EDIT: MOTHERFUUUUUUU!!!! Ip?! Ip?! OH BABY BABY!
302670 Torture the poor thing with some Beiber... oh baby more precisely....
302670 I haven't even seen an Ipod in real life. It worths more than average salary here
302685 It's only about $200 here...
I'm sure the next chapter will cheer you up.![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
302707 Well 'official' average salary here is 500$, but people get less![:applejackunsure:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/applejackunsure.png)
Anyway I need new chapter badly!![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
302846 It's on the way.![:rainbowkiss:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/rainbowkiss.png)
One question...![:ajsleepy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/ajsleepy.png)
![:fluttershysad:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/fluttershysad.png)
![:twilightoops:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/twilightoops.png)
![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
when the brawl broke out?
WTF happened to
Dylan and Rainbow just ditching them... NOT COOL
303371 Alcohol and protective instincts will do that. Especially when you're trying to pound someone's face into hamburger.
303554![:fluttercry:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/fluttercry.png)
Guess so...
Just so you know, I've been SICK the last 2 days... (Note: GMT for me is Brisbane, yes I'm in Australia)
I caught a cold, then got quite a nasty fever, skipped out on school yesterday... and today!
My story might be shorter than the 2,000 words that I predicted, but with any luck I'll pull with writing some random stuff...
Long story short: I HAVE RUN OUT OF IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY!
Beginning is quite blunt, I can tell you that...
And I would appreciate it if you pick out my grammer and punctuation mistakes, I am 100% sure that they will plague the story,
I suck at writing, my sentences make no sense, I go from being blunt to informative; I don't keep my tenses the same; Proper apostrophe use is completely foreign to me, etc, etc.
I just hope that reading the many fics will help me in writing a story that makes sense...
I am dreading the haters who will fall upon my story as soon as it is up, making the dislike bar rocket up far past the like bar... 200 dislikes next to 3 likes... FUCK THIS STRESSING ME OUT MORE THAN EXAM WEEK, the sheer depression I will feel if my story is hated on...