Fitting. The show officially ended yesterday, I've got some neat MLP fan music playing on loop, and I get to review a fic from my peak days in the fandom.

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EI Think I Summoned a Ponk: The Arrival of Derp

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Random

Quite self explanatory.

• Pinkie
• Derpy
• Anon

TheMajorTechie · 2.9k words  ·  9  3 · 476 views

Yes, I'm back in the comedy game, y'all!

Maybe, at least. This was a pain to get going.

4 3 chapters, ~653 words total. Yes, I'm continuing with the crazily short chapters from the original, with one major difference:

EDIT: Whoops. I meant 3 chapters so far.

‘Cause I’ve been itching to write some good ol’ comedy for a while.

And boy, is writers’ block/demotivation pushing hard when it comes to Twilight Finds Herself in Gen. 1.

Read it all here! From One End to Another

Should I keep Anon as Anon, or should I change his name in the sequel? At the beginning of said sequel, Anon supposedly wakes up with full-blown amnesia, so it's the best chance there is to change it up a bit.

I've decided to keep his name as "Anon" just to avoid confusion by readers and myself when writing.

(I might remove the mystery tag)

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Final chapter just went up. The world ended.

That is all. The official sequel, (not a fic loosely-based on the same ideas) won't be out for a while. I've got other stuff to work on now.

I'm completely dry of ideas now, guys. The last few chapters have just been filled with jokes commonly heard in middle schools and high schools, and aside from said jokes, contain almost no content at all.

It's about time that I wrap things up now. Sometime soon, I'll publish the final chapter of the fic, which will be much longer, and (hopefully) will extend the continuity in case if I decide to write a true sequel in the future.

Was I secretly featured or something? 'Cause a view boost like that is definitely not normal.

I'm thinking of writing "Split Conscience" as a (sort of) follow-up/sequel to "I Think I Summoned a Ponk", because with how it is right now, I'm running dangerously low on fresh ideas on how Pinkie could mess with Anon.

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*Cracks knuckles in preparation for writing*
Do you need me to fix your fingers?!
"No, Pinkie. 'Cracking fknuckles' isn't breaking then in any way."
I'll get some tape. Maybe glue!
"Pinkie, where are you going?"
*Sounds of rustling items in a drawer*
Got it!
"Wha--"
DUCK TAPE.
"Wait, no, NOO--"
*Muffled screams*

If you couldn't tell by the title, I am currently planning on extending "I Think I Summoned a Ponk", adding directly onto it instead of going with a sequel. The story won't be updating daily like it did before though, 'cause I'm gonna be busy building robots in high school.

Watch your sanity now, 'cause PONK IS BACK!

With my sudden (and surprising) slowdown of decent chapter updates on the story due to writer's block, I think that I'll have to start wrapping up and concluding the story. I just can't continue much longer anymore. All the crazy ideas are gone. it's all just potato now, so I've been writing shorter and shorter chapters each time, and occasionally screwing up what should be written and what shouldn't.

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I was planning on writing a new one-shot as a break from the daily "Ponk Updates", but I forgot what idea I had. I know it was something hilariously random, though.

So lately, I've been updating my stories whenever I've felt like it, but mostly during early morning and late nights. The thing is, school starts this Wednesday for me, so starting then, I'll have to fall back my old update schedule of 2-3 updates per week.

Unless I cram-write. I Think I Summoned a Ponk is all cram-writing.

...from updating up to three times a day. It's really draining to post a buncha horse words onto an online collection of horse words twice to three times a day, y'know?

I should be back to writing by tomorrow though. But I'll only update with one chapter a day.

Oh my.

What's this writers' block you speak of? I build things with blocks!

Anyways... yeah, third update of "I think I summoned a Ponk" came out just a few minutes ago.

I've updated my story, "I Think I Summoned a Ponk" twice today! Don't forget to check up on it!