Howdy howdy~

As I've sadly had to start these things lately; long time no see.

Read More

... I was ruining Big Mac's life BEFORE it was cool XD

-Derply

P.S.: Probably for the best that you put him back. Speaking from experience... it's not a very fun ride for anyone involved. :(

Howdy howdy!

Hey, so just saying sorry for the lack of update... again. I WAS planning on having that chapter done before the end of the month, but school, life, and a general lack of interest kept me from making any real progress outside of a page or two. It's 75% done, just needs literally a scene and a half, but I just haven't had the time. When I DO have the time, inspiration drags me elsewhere!

Read More

Howdy howdy! Well then, it's been two months since the last "If you ain't..." chapter came out... and that's two too many! I wanted to have finished this story by now, and I ACTUALLY have free time for once (if the weekly mini-story and the massive rewrite is any indication) soooo... what gives???

Read More

Howdy howdy! Happy holidays!

Alrighty then, first of all, 600 likes? Neat! Secondly; so I said this already in an earlier blog post, but I didn't link the story in it so many didn't see it. I had to put the story on a mini-hiatus due to school, but that's done now so yay!

Read More

Howdy howdy. A bit late at night here, but I'm sorta busy at the moment soooo... whenever I can, I suppose.

Read More

Hello.

Okay; for those who remember, I've run a poll before for this specific story in the past. Said poll was concerning the removal of the comedy tag, which ultimately won. This turned out to be the right thing to do; I think things would have turned out HORRIBLY if this story still had that tag when Chapter 14 came out.

Read More

First of all, due to the comments, I've had to add the following author's note to the beginning of the chapter.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry for having to talk down to people like this, but after all I hate I've received for this chapter...

DISCLAIMER:

Read More

The number one request for "If you ain't...", the absolutely number one request... is for a Fluttershy rant.

The number one request.

Because people think she got shortchanged...

...

"A-and... I'm sorry too, for whatever I do when he starts talking to m-me..."

THAT WAS FROM LAST CHAPTER

WHERE SHE ADMITS THAT SHE HASN'T BEEN TALKED TO YET LIKE EVERYPONY ELSE HAS; NOT TRULY

Read More

Howdy howdy! Long time no see!

Well, I'm almost out of exam season here, which means that I've been able to find time to write again! Chapter 11 of "If you ain't..." is already complete and has been sent to my editor, while Chapter 12 is over halfway done! Yay!

Read More

Howdy howdy! Despite the title's name, this is going to be a pretty cheery blog post!

So, the latest two chapters of "If you ain't..." came out, including the infamous chapter 9 that I was so worried about posting. SO worried in fact that I decided to hold if off a week, working on it on and off as I wrote up chapter 10...

... and the results were very positive! Yay! Thanks guys and gals; you really made my day!

Read More

Howdy Howdy.

So, the latest chapter of "If you ain't got anything nice to say..." just came out! Yay!

... And there was many an argument about Big Mac's character in the comment section, to the point where all the laughs about Scootaloo exploding got covered up.

Um... yay?

The next chapter is done; I've written it up and just need to tweak it a bit myself before I send it to my editor for the last check over.

... But I'm very, VERY hesitant to post it now.

Read More

LIKE

SERIOUSLY

YOU GUYS

Read More

There. I did it. I got rid of the fourth wall break. I'll never do anything like that again because people clearly don't like it. I apologize for attempting to make it work.

Bleh,
-Derply

P.S. I'm slowly fixing my screwy tense problem before I post the next chapter. Don't worry; I'll be doing better quality control in the future.