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Aug
27th
2019

Arise, and awaken! · 2:05am Aug 27th, 2019

Prince Blueblood was wearing some sort of blue and red military jacket, something with little golden ropes but was devoid of the medals that Nut was certain should be there. He stood in the middle of the room, tall, proud, commanding, and there were two other ponies present with him, both foals, both unicorns. One was a filly—a rather sickly filly—who’s pelt seemed to be falling out and she had jaundice yellow eyes. The other, a colt, had a cup of what was sure to be military grade

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Jul
24th
2019

In-universe connections · 12:53am Jul 24th, 2019

The illusion of rain spattered against the nonexistent window. A visual decoration of masterful illusion, the window was designed to display whatever was currently visible outside; sunshine, moonshine, or whatever the weather might be. This could be changed, of course, and the nonexistent window could be made to always show the sun, the moon, or even just a pleasant gallery of popular art. 

Canterlot was largely artificial. 

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Aug
6th
2017

So, what do Flicker's swords look like? · 4:13pm Aug 6th, 2017

Maybe not what you think. Unicorn blades have no need for grips or guards.

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Apr
14th
2017

The official spork of the Underwatch? · 3:01pm Apr 14th, 2017

Goddamn, do even our fricking eating utensils have to be a dickwaving contest in badassery? :rainbowlaugh:

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Apr
13th
2017

The Mask Makes the Pony · 10:26pm Apr 13th, 2017

Is now finished.

As stated, I don't know how I feel about it yet.

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Apr
13th
2017

The final chapter, teaser · 4:44pm Apr 13th, 2017

It was a perfect, sunny day, and somehow, that felt wrong. Funerals were supposed to be rainy, dreary days, sad days, grey days with melancholy skies. This day was nothing of the sort. The newspaper headlines were ablaze with promises and pledges of unity, of togetherness, all to present a united front to the enemy. From tragedy had come inspiration, a sense of purpose, a will to do better.

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Apr
3rd
2017

Right in the mouf · 3:56pm Apr 3rd, 2017

Sitting near Justice Good Reason, an old green earth pony stallion lit a cigar.

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Apr
2nd
2017

An advertisement · 8:15pm Apr 2nd, 2017

Beware of Burrowers!


Are you beset by burrowing vermin?
Are there strange noises in your cellar?
Do foul odours plague your dwelling?


Have no fear, residents of Canterlot, for the Crown shall protect you!
Hasten oneself to the nearest Crown provided callbox and seek help!
There is nothing to fear, not with the Underwatch on patrol!


The Underwatch—noble heroes who work round the clock to keep you safe!

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Apr
2nd
2017

Great big dramatic teasery reveal. · 4:36pm Apr 2nd, 2017

Really big reveal.

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Mar
30th
2017

Hard to write · 5:55pm Mar 30th, 2017

After enduring the warnings, the lecture, the explanation that he had to be careful, Flicker was allowed to see Hennessy. The critical care unit was different than the wing where he and Piper were staying, this place had an eerie quiet that left him feeling unsettled. The lights were kept dim and the wing was dark. He and Piper had to wear padded paper booties on their hooves to keep the sound of their walking muffled.

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Mar
23rd
2017

Aftermath · 2:47am Mar 23rd, 2017

The hospital room was dim, but not dark. Flicker lay in the bed, groggy, with Spud curled up in a ball beside him. Some kind soul had stitched his cat back together and had allowed him to stay. At the foot of the bed was a table, and upon the table, two weapons rested. One was Heartfinder, the other was Doctor Sterling’s silver rapier. Both had somehow survived the explosion, but it wasn’t all that surprising, as they were magical weapons.

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Mar
16th
2017

To help you put your mind at ease · 7:58pm Mar 16th, 2017

Cᴜʀɪᴏᴜs. Tᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ, ᴄᴏʟᴛ… ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴏɴᴇ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴀʀ ᴀ ᴍᴀʀᴋ sᴜᴄʜ ᴀs ᴛʜɪs?

Trembling from the change in Chronos’ voice, Flicker tried to look at the dark alicorn and found that he couldn’t. Majesty radiated from Chronos in waves, a tangible, kinetic force. Flicker felt like he was all of five years old again and part of him wanted to grovel on the ground. The sounds of clocks ticking filled Flicker’s ears, along with chiming bells, perhaps an indicator that his hour had come?

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Mar
16th
2017

The worst teaser ever in the history of teasers · 3:54pm Mar 16th, 2017

The lane was very narrow, no wider than a wagon. This was an old place in Canterlot, with exquisite, graceful towers packed together like trees in a forest. The cobblestones were dark grey, with glittering speckles, made from some stone that Flicker did not know or recognise. Turning his head, he focused on the tower at the end of the lane, where the tunnel was. It was tall, square in shape, and quite old looking. It was surrounded by a wall on three sides, a tall wall with spikes

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Mar
15th
2017

A lifeless sewer · 6:50pm Mar 15th, 2017

Is a worrisome sign indeed, is it not?

Doctor Sterling’s silver floating orb of light led the way and Flicker followed, splashing through the mucky water of the sewer. Behind him, Hennessy and Piper trailed after him, laying traps every few yards as Doctor Sterling instructed. Piper was good at setting traps, better than Flicker was, even with his practice, but that was no surprise, seeing as how she had better telekinetic manipulation than he did.

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Mar
15th
2017

For clarification about chapter 70 of The Mask Makes the Pony · 12:34am Mar 15th, 2017

So, I took a nap earlier after posting the chapter, and when I wake up, I have private messages asking me what the hell is going on.

I'll quote Dlaf rferg:

I just realized something and now I feel stupid.

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Mar
14th
2017

A teaser preview · 5:05pm Mar 14th, 2017

Doctor Sterling looked scared. Flicker wasn’t used to seeing the good doctor like this. Standing in the hallway, he waited for the doctor to say something, but he seemed out of sorts. Shuffling on his hooves, Flicker knew that he had to be practicing with Mister Balister right now, and he hoped for mercy for his tardiness.

“Doctor Sterling?” Flicker could see the corner of the doctor’s eye quivering and his mustache was crooked.

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Mar
14th
2017

Pacing issues · 3:48am Mar 14th, 2017

So, it is time for things to pick up in The Mask Makes the Pony, and there is some trouble. I want the pace to pick up a bit, because we approach the end and there are a lot of things that need to happen.

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Mar
4th
2017

Check your toilets before you shit · 3:36am Mar 4th, 2017

:raritydespair:

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Mar
2nd
2017

The duel · 9:08pm Mar 2nd, 2017

The two would-be warriors gave each other wary glances while they held their swords at the ready. Moonlit’s face was a stone mask with no emotions visible, but his twitching ear gave him away. Flicker took this as a sign of fear, but the paranoid voice in the depths of his mind warned him that the twitching ear might be a ruse. Anything might be a ruse.

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Mar
1st
2017

Behold: the rat · 12:04am Mar 1st, 2017

I'm working on a new chapter of The Mask Makes the Pony, but it is going to be a while. It's an action chapter. Thank you for your patience. Please enjoy the quote in relation to the story. That is all.

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