Hey hello it's me the reigning champion of false promises at this point!

So people must have wondered where the hell I popped off to again after being really active to just disappearing for months on end after golden promises about story updates and real ACTUAL content. I have explanations and a kinda serious matter. First of all I'll cover some reasons.

1. Work work work and more work.

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So after several failed attempts I finally managed to get the first couple of chapters submitted for pre reading. It turns out I may be partially blind. I was wondering why it kept saying that the work could not be published and why it said that I should check I met all the requirements.

As it turns out, I'm just dumb. I didn't realise that I needed to 'publish' each individual chapter before publishing the story itself!

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I have hit that road again, even though I was probably going at a snail's pace, I hit it like I was on a scooter... the dreaded Writer's block, dood.

So... for the next five chapters of Twilight's Misadventures... it's gonna focus on bullshit friendship episode problems that TWILIGHT has to solve to become an Alicorn, so a chapter dedicated to each of the Mane5, dood.

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Parallel Universes for Dummies is now up.

It got three downvotes within half an hour of going live.

I'd say I'm disappointed, but really, I'm more impressed. There are at least three users who are constantly searching for new Flash Sentry stories in order to express their displeasure at his continued existence. These people aren't just determined in their hatred, they are devout.

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One of the fun things we do during Writeoff Competitions is making mashups, blending together the titles of two or more entries and summarizing the plot of the result. On a related note, I've noted some similarities—parallels, one might say—in the titles of some of my recent stories. On another related note, there's a new story in Dueling Keyboards.

Yikes, okay, hello again.

I'm just checking in to let you all know that I'm not doing nothing, and I'm, in fact, writing stuff. I just wish I wasn't so lethargic at times.

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hoooooooooo boy hi guys it's been a while, time for another past-midnight blog, gonna do my best to stay on topic but who knows

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