So...

According to the Onion, (an entirely reliable source,) Baltimore was named the city with the best quality of life for pigeons. Obviously this highly informed news article also crosses over into Equestria, and therefore the Pigeon central command is clearly located in Baltimare.

Very little story relevance, just an interesting tidbit.

As I've reached 50 followers, here's a thank you video. Well, slideshow with me talking over the top. Don't quibble, Horatio. A lot of this seems to be because Somepony Tries to Sell Twilight Insurance has just been posted on FIMFiction as part of the Royal Canterlot Library collection. I am, understandably, chuffed to bits.

What else is new? The sun shines, skywriter is a good writer, and Aragon is insane. What is new is that I cowrote this with someone, none other than the wonderful CrispySparrow. She's become a real swell real life friend over the past year, and now she can be an Internet friend too! Imagine that, a girl on the Internet! She's got her first story coming out soon but unfortunately it's been sitting in the approval queue for three days. I would have thought the auto approve feature for more

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For fans of my trash Dove story or using AI creatively or just weird pigeons, I present neural network generated pigeon breeds, curated by Janelle Shane and illustrated by Rosemary Mosco:

https://www.aiweirdness.com/neural-net-pigeon-breeds/

I highly recommend signing up for this website's newsletter wherein Janelle Shane uses neural networks to do generally silly things. It's pretty great.

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There's no fucking way to preface this in a dignified way, so screw it. I'm being upfront.

I lost a fight against a streetlight last week.

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