I turned 50 years old today.

I spent my birthday at the zoo. There was a farm exhibit with pony rides, but none of the ponies was Rarity. I failed to convince Management to give me a refund.

Afterwards, I went to this hipster restaurant that specialized in bowls of macaroni and cheese for $25 each. It didn't taste like how they made it in the Old Days, so I shook my fist at the establishment after I left. (Yes of course I ate the entire bowl first. It was $25!)

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Fair warning for anyone looking for story updates here: there aren't any. My life and my muse have only just started to cooperate with me again as of yesterday. No, this is just some good old fashioned stream-of-consciousness rambling, befitting of the time and place I've spent a good three or so hours paddling through.

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Yeah I got used to being in pain all the time a while ago, but weather related pain thanks to old injuries?!
I'm not even forty, and even then it's still too young to be old. Ugh, my body had better get itself sorted and cut this out for at least the next twenty years.
*Sigh* If anybody needs me I'll be getting icyhot, applesause, and my cane.
I ain't old enough for this garbage.

...Older and more nostalgic for Halos of the past, but Warzone Firefight hasn't really impressed me.

ODST's Firefight was perfect. It was about... Oh yeah, survival. And at least in Reach, grinding for credits in Firefight was somewhat fun, and you could solo it if you wanted.

But here? Either go in with a fireteam, or you'll have to match with randoms.

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...or do. I'm not the boss of you.

So this happened. I should not be this awake at 6:45 am on a work day. But these freaks help the day get started on a high note.

Stay dark.
-Fuzz