Context - I start off with an introduction as to how I got started on Fimfiction, the first material I ever wrote, my journey through writing and learning the ropes, persona experiences made through wrongs and rights, the people and contacts I've made and learned a great deal from, my thoughts on creativity...just a lot of different areas. I have a tendency to rant at times, but this is something that I really felt needed to be said.

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Cuddle me, cuddle me,
Smother me, smother me,
Forever in my divine arms I shall hold,
Your heart will be mine for as long as time may be foreseen,
Kiss me, kiss me,
Love me, love me,
The only lips I want to graze against mine are your cherry ovals,
Sweet and tender kiss of a rosey apple,
Your eyes do shimmer and my insides flutter with glee when we gaze into each other's orbs of desire and fire,
Be my baby and I'll never let you go,

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1. Glass (especially shower doors)
2. Pedophiles (all must die)
3. Oasis (Sally can wait and she can stay waiting if it means I don't have to listen to Liam's or Noel's voice again)
4. Biebsy Wiebsy (who doesn't hate this douchelord?)
5. People who do not love Apple Bloom (I won't trust you if you do not adore this adorable filly )
6. Zephyr Breeze (Yoga boys are creeps)
7. Cozy Glow (Really, she adds nothing and is a very shallow character)

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I do declare, this year of 2019 has been, in a word, a clusterfuck.

Why, might you ask? It's been another decade that was no better than the last, with all the usual kerfuffle you get in the media and as part of this contractual obligation of being a human on the Planet Earth in the overflowing stream of everyday idiocy, conflict and bigotry. As cynical as it sounds, it's not all bad.

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If you're staying, stay.

If you're playing around with me, kindly fuck off. I'm not in the mood.

Either follow or don't follow. It really is that simple. Make up your mind already.

Thank you.

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Not related to anything recent, but I am frankly tired of the fluctuations. I never have cared about my follower count, but seeing it have what can be only described as a spaz attack is getting old. Please, make up your mind.

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For my new reading, I can't begin editing without cover art to work with. I've spent the past hour and a half looking around for art that fits the story and come up empty. There simply isn't much of anything including Applejack in the context of the story and what I'm looking for. As a final resort, I'm looking to you to offer a hand in this! Here's what I'm after:

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The town I live in has always been a fond memory for me. I have lots of fond memories of my town. It's a little place called Beverley, which is a small town but very rich in history. Because it's where I grew up, I absorbed little and large amounts of that history, and I can tell you for a fact that it's one of the most haunted towns in the UK or maybe the world. In fact, there are books written about it called Haunting in Beverley and The East Riding of Yorkshire, the author(s) being Peter

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Well, according to my sessions, somebody - possibly a few somebodies - have managed to get onto my account through devices that aren't any I currently own and also have logged in from both phones and computers that are not in my area.

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Welp, I think my mind's made up.

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O-righty, 'den, my fellow Brethren! I hath got an announce of ment to speaketh to thee about!

I was reading a story by Grimm, sexy guy, and said story was named Don't Open the Door. So, I read it, and considering that I'm a massive enthusiast of horror stories, I figured I'd try my hand at speaking in a low, almost-alluring voice through my microphone like on of those sketchy radio show hosts, and I'd release it for Halloween.

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As a request from Perfectly Insane, I was tasked with creating a reading of one of his stories, Fake Smiles, and I hope the reading will fulfil all of your sad and dark needs! Go and check him out if you're a fan of that kind of stuff!

Here's the link to the reading on my channel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHbWGxNh_JE&t=11s

Did I ever tell y'all about the time a year ago, right on Christmas Eve, when I finally got my dream guitar?

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I cherish every moment I have with my dad. I went around home for the first time in maybe a month to see him. A certain someone wasn't happy about me being home, but she can frankly shove it. So I saw my dad and was chatting to him while he was working on the decking. As he would say, he's ''up Crappy Creek'' because of no work thanks to the virus, and his work van literally broke down when he was going to look for a job, and this was right when he had a bunch of work lined up, so that's slowed

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Alright, then, people, I have good news!

(Quiet down, Professor Farnsworth...)

I have just sat down, gotten annoyed at myself countless times for screwing this thing up and having to redo the lines, but I have finally gotten to the end of the story! Yes, you read correctly - I have now officially finished my reading of Childhood Sweethearts!

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I'm Still Here - Rainbow Dash's Home

You know, there's something that I want to say to all of you, what I feel needs to be said.

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A bit of a sad story, made it in minutes as a follow-up to the ending of The Washouts. I don't even intent for the characters to fit in the stories as well as they do, but Fluttershy confiding in and helping/listening to Scootaloo works as the best match since she has experiences is getting bullied due to not being able to fly as a filly. Anywho, no spoilers, but it obviously involves mention of Lightning Dust, her reckless actions that nearly got certain characters killed and also some sad

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You have been warned. One here, twice in the description. NSFW means that it's full of innuendos, sexy jokes, innuendos, desire to 'lick certain things' and other juicy stuff! It's been sitting as private since May of 2019. I'm taking the risk of getting sued and scarred by shame for letting it exist in the open.

It's early, but I have had my eye on this story for a while since reading it earlier in the year (or maybe the year before). After contacting Flutterpriest for permission to record, I got the green light and so I got to work! Granted, my vocals aren't as good as they used to be thanks to a throat issue, but we got there in the end!

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Dearest Writer's Block,

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