Tell Your Tale: Equestria's Got Talent · 3:39pm Dec 7th, 2023
This week, Episode 69? Nice.
This week, Episode 69? Nice.
This week, lunar proximity causes things to go haywire, and it seems Posey has finally accepted her lot in life.
This week...
"Knock on my door, knock next time!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Did you see anything?"
"No ma'am, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
"Good!"
So this week, Season 2 begins with... A bit of a mixed bag, personally. Since our old purple villain is trapped in a tree instead of seeing the light, our heroes confirm that our new purple villain is close to Maretime Bay and... Do nothing about it, hoping she sees the light? Well, to be fair, they alert everyone.
I'm probably annoying my friends on Skype to death with my constant bitching and moaning over things I'm noticing on this website right now. Maybe I'm just a little (read, very) salty because around the same time I posted the first chapter to Journey, there was a story in the featured that was also released around the same time, and was a displaced story with an op slenderwoman OC, that had shit writing and shit grammar and shit plot and was shit, and it planned to cross over with a displaced
Okay, seeing as it's now officially News Years Eve, it's time to make some resolutions. 2016, despite all it's... Well, no other way to put this... Shit, has been a good year for me personally, nothing majorly bad happened to me, nobody in my family died, and the only really horrible things I could count as bad for me personally would be bouts with insomnia and two trips to the hospital ER. Now, anyways, New Years resolutions:
1: Finish all the Fanfics I've started or yet to start
As you can tell when I'm on this site:
I'm liiiiiiiiiike Pinkie Pie! Crazy, energetic, and hyper.
Same at home with family. l say random things and get all my extra energy out.
At school, things are different. I'm like Big Mac. I'm an athlete who is quiet and mysterious, hard to believe, I know? I mean most of the people think I'm a girl on this site. But, oh, if you met me at school, you'll be kinda shocked.
What about you guys?
At the risk of pedantry, y'all need to get yourselves a'googling for Actual Horse Anatomy.
This struck me hard when I first heard it makes you think about all the "devil" moments in life I challenge you to look deep inside yourself and find the deep meaning in your "devil" moment and reply it to this comment and your user page
This was a pretty decent episode. Glad everypony got in on the insanity.
This week, we see Posey's hatred of unity continue to get justified, an introvert give into peer pressure, and Sunny continues to be a fucking psychopath.
This week, in order to get a badge that probably just the two of them care about, Sunny and Windy drag their friends into the wilderness.
That'll end well.
So she uses only new fruits? Won't she run out of fruits eventually?
So, she only uses fruits from Chernobile?
So, the old fruit is drinking the new fruit? What about morality?
Those filters could only be possible with an advanced AI.
Sunny failed to sell garbage to ponies. They want the good stuff.
I don't like the look on her face. Is she going to try to grape their throats with new flavors?
This week, the episode isn't named correctly (Eggward Bunny is the previous episode).
The Mane 5 get agonizingly close to the truth, but then everyone but Zipp goes "lol nope".
I had to rewind twice to make sure I saw it correctly.
Yep.
Sparky farted a fireball.
I giggled like mad.
Because I'm mature as fuck.
I'm glad we haven't seen the "get along or no magic" shtick in a while.
Because it's getting old already.
Apart from that, got a few laughs from this one.
This week, I'd like to know where they're getting these numbers.
100 million followers?
Because we all know there's at least 33.3 million ponies each in Maretime Bay, Zephyr Heights, and Bridlewood.
This week, the Mane 5 have to find pieces of an ancient blanket with images of themselves on it. The only way to get Bridlewood's piece is a musical note puzzle that you always hated in Nintendo 64 games.
Honestly, this episode didn't make a ton of sense, but it's cute, and that's half of TYT's appeal, personally.
I also refuse to believe that earth pony plant magic hasn't been used for tentacle rape fantasies somewhere in Maretime Bay.
Despite my opinion regarding My Little Pony: A New Generation, I decided to give the first four episodes of My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale a watch. Here is my opinion of each episode: