It's too late.
I saw the Pokemon starters.
...go fuck yourself, Tumblr.
But! I'm not watching the videos! I'm still safe! After all, it's just a single spoiler! I still don't know the region or where it's based off of, and I CERTAINLY don't know what the legendaries look like!
I'm still safe!
I'M STILL SAFE, BABY!!!!
(Oh, I'm still blocking anyone who gives me spoilers, BTW)
As Bella, Edward, and Alice leave behind the vampire blood orgy (that’d be a great name for a death metal band), Bella slowly freaks out at what’s going on in the room she just departed. One of the Volturi’s human servants asks if they need anything, but Edward sends her away. According to Edward, she’s aware of what’s going on and is fully aware she could end up as a vampire’s dinner, but goes through with it in the hopes that the Volturi will turn her.
Before we begin New Moon, I’m happy to announce a new staple to this series, the Clinginess Meter! Whenever Bella — just Bella — says or does something that’s horrifically obsessive about Edward, rather than comment on it, I’ll simply put the quote down and add 1 to the Clinginess Meter. And it needs to be obsessive; simply “I love you” doesn’t count, but “I could never live without you” does.
That settled, on we go!
Clinginess Meter: 0
In spite of having a human bleeding in front of him, Carlisle immediately takes control of the situation, telling Emmett and Rosalie to get Jasper out of the room. He’s perfected his self-control as a surgeon, after all. Carlisle and Edward take Bella to the kitchen to get her fixed up. Slowly, all the other vampires file away to avoid temptation, leaving Carlisle and Bella alone while he picks out the glass and stitches her up. And the next scene, aside from Carlisle putting antiseptic on the
Bella wakes up on the beach, Jacob thumping her in the back to get the water out of her lungs. She gradually comes to her senses and puts together that Jacob rescued her. The other werewolves are nearby, asking if she’s okay. She says she’ll live, but Jacob still decides to take her to a hospital. He’d come back because Victoria had slipped past the werewolves and into the ocean. Jacob was scared because he thought she might swim to the beach, where Bella spends a lot of her time, so he raced
Started out as a request. Definitely presented some challenges I’ve never felt with but a good learning experience. Cheers!
Do I even have to explain this one? What kind of perverts are working at GameFreak to put this stuff into a kid's game?
The answer?
People who realize that it has been 20 goddamn years since the original games came out and understand that its okay to slip in an adult joke to the 30+ year-old fans who have stuck with the game since childhood.
Alolan Rattata has what looks like a Mexican mustache.
Yungoos looks like Donald Trump.
Yungoos were introduced to Alola to deal with the Rattata population.
Jacob and Bella start working on the motorcycles immediately. Jacob chats about his sophomore year at school and his two best friends, Quil (sic) and Embry. Almost immediately, they pop over to the garage to see what’s up.
The vampire waiting for Bella is Alice. Naturally, Bella’s ecstatic about this.
I locked my arms around her, gasping to inhale as much of the scent of her skin as possible. It wasn’t like anything else — not floral or spice, citrus or musk. No perfume in the world could compare. My memory hadn’t done it justice.
CM + 1
Alice is there because, being the seer that she is, she saw Bella jump off the cliff.
Edward reluctantly runs Bella to his house. When they arrive, they have a discussion on their relationship.
“You can leave me,” I explained. “The Volturi, Victoria… they’re nothing compared to that.”
CM + 1
Time passes for Bella; Jacob’s given her a way to take her mind off things, so she isn’t nearly as miserable anymore. She’s aware that her behavior is self-destructive, but doesn’t care. Also, days of riding a motorcycle means she actually learns how to ride a motorcycle:
I was getting better with my bike, which meant fewer bandages to worry Charlie. But it also meant that the voice in my head began to fade, until I heard it nore more. Quietly, I panicked.
CM + 1
Apparently shirtlessness is a symptom of lycanthropy, because the first thing Bella notices about all four of the other members of Jacob’s pack is that they’re void of thoracic covering. Great.
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