Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Well, I know you all saw the title of this, so yeah. Rainbow Factory: I didn't like it. It's pretty tame compared to other gore fics, and did try to have an actual story, but I find myself not liking it. There are several reasons why I don't like it, so let me explain. One quick note: Unlike Sargent Sprinkles, Mr. Davey, or Biter, I do not actually hate Aurora Dawn. I think he's/she's a bad writer, but he/she

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! Aw, reviewers. One of my favorite sections of the Brony community. Telling us what's good, what's bad, and what's a bit of both, while making it clear that it's simply their opinions and encourage you to disagree with them if you truly do. Sadly, this is not applying to all reviewers. Case and point, Tommy Oliver.

Come to think of it, why did Starlight even have a secret passage way? Did she expect her citizens to revolt or for someone to attack the village eventually? If so, that makes her the smartest villain in the series so far. However,
I am immensely disappointed that not one character yelled this out after her escape:

Hey guys, it's me. Sorry this one took so long, but I hope you enjoy! Just a quick note: I make several jokes about communism, but to my communist followers, please realize that they are directed at the tyrants who abused the system, not those who use it. I simply dislike the system, and this episode gave me plenty of opportunities to make such jabs. If it's any sort of consolation, I'll quite happily do the same to capitalism when I eventually review Rainbow Rocks. Anyways, without

...Mwahaha, hahaha, ahaha!
CYNICAL...
Ahaha, ahahaha, mwhahaha...
CYNICAL!
What? I was mid evil laugh!
YOU'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A WEEK! GET UP AND MAKE A REVIEW ALREADY!
Fine. Okay, Sweet Apple Massacre? No. Fallout Equestria? Too long. A clop fic? Oh Hell no. Hmm... I wonder what Double Rainboom is...
OH CRAP, UM, NO! ISN'T THERE SOMETHING ELSE TO REVIEW?!
Too late! The hype train has already started a-rolling! See you in half an hour!

Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I review it so you don't have to! As I've made abundantly clear, Rainbow Dash is my favorite character of the show. So today, I have a Dash episode to review! It's from season 4, so it should be amazing! Queue the theme song while I go watch it!

ONE VIEWING LATER...

-_- Derpy, get the booze. I'm going to need them for this review.

... I hate this thing. I hate it more than anything I've reviewed. Yeah, I hate it more than The Crystal Empire. Yeah, I hate it more than Cupcakes! I even hate it more than Rainbow Factory, that's how much I hate it! If someone made a power plant that's powered by hatred, my hatred for this video alone could power the entire multiverse for the next billion years! Hello, I'm The Cynical Brony, and I really don't want to review this.

A totally relavent review of a four year old laughing stock of a game after two years of no reviews from me. This'll go great.

A Non-Tim Burton Picture

The Cynical Brony Presents

SORCERERJUICE

The Monsters

(A lighter illuminates the darkness)

???: We unleashed something terrible on October 31st, 2015: A demon

(The light grows brighter, revealing Earth)

???: The demon took hold of one Sorcerer M. Crainus, an old friend and rival of mine.

(Light grows so large that it engulfs the miniature Earth)

???: Through three trials, I would work to remove those demons. These are…