Sep

30th

2021

A Hiatusbuster: Unasked for Sequels Electric Boogaflu · 7:58am Sep 30th, 2021

Right now, it is a little late for me to be making proper puns, so that is the best I have to offer. I've been typing mostly emails and other purely academic things lately. Though, I wouldn't be blogging without a few things to discuss. I hope that y'all will read on since I do want to do my best to get back in the saddle for... well, pretty much everything in my life. The first thing to get out of the way: I got my laptop back! The new battery is in, and it ended up costing far less than I

Jun

22nd

2015

About the recent NSFW Image Policy site post · 9:30pm Jun 22nd, 2015

It's either Google Adsense or Donating Money to the Site to keep it up.

You want your clop? Go to Derpibooru or R34 Paheal.

Need to rely on clickbait cover art to gather in the views on get on that precious Feature Box? How about actually practicing your writing so you can be proud of making top quality stories (or stories that you can care about)?

This site is ultimately about the stories, not the cover arts.

Report Chaotic Note · 730 views · #nsfw image policy #fuck clickbait pictures #i can understand if people are offended about my comment on 'git gud' at writing #but seriously how can you be proud of finding borderline porn to use as your cover art? #you probably didn't draw that #somebody else did #you're simply using their art to make your story seem like it's good #isn't that just sad? #maybe desperate? #or do you simply not care about making stories at all? #just want quick fame? #well guess what that's useless #at best a borderline nsfw cover art is just gonna get you a week of fame #and its not gonna pay for the bills #and its not gonna make you money #writing stories for this site should ultimately be a hobby #and be something that you can be proud of making on your own merits #and not because of some porn pic

Mar

26th

2016

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

when u can watch criminal minds and finally get more of your art hw done

oh yeah and model UN was p fun today
i saw one of my friends from last conference

but WHO was poorly run (again)
and palestine insulted france's working paper
he called france's paper (that i, australia, was a sponsor on) "illegitimate" so france was "oh so are you calling my paper a b*stard paper" and palestine was all "well yeah"

Report anonymousjedi · 428 views · #im rewatching because i watched seasons 1-3ish over a year ago and i dont remember anything #if i remember correctly #a dad hired a dude to kidnap one of his daughters #he had twins and for whatever he hired a dude to kidnap one twin #i think #i dont even know #i guess ill find out #WHO was madness #utter chaos #seriously #ugh the chair had no idea what they were doing #neither did the chair at my previous conference #both times were WHO #WHO stands for world health organization btw #first conference though i was general assembly plenary and the chair was great #strict but great #plus there were like 50+ people and i could hide in the back and pass notes #yeaahhhhh

Jan

20th

2016

Username? · 3:07am Jan 20th, 2016

Okay so I was thinking about possibly changing my username to nonbinarysunset.
Why?
Well I've had my "anonymousjedi" username for as long as I've had my fimfiction, and it referenced a previous username.
Also, I don't feel it represents what i want to be known for in the fandom. I have become much more punny since choosing anonymousjedi, and I feel like nonbinarysunset would be a great way to subtly nod to two of my favorite fandoms.

Sep

19th

2018

An UNNECESSARILY in-depth look at the process of writing The Enchanted Library · 8:29am Sep 19th, 2018

GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

Report Monochromatic · 1,820 views · #okay so i know my text wont appear in the preview so ill TLDR HERE #but here it is #the single most detailed explanation of my writing method and thought processes #also this is the single most eloquent blogpost ive ever posted on this website #anyway where was i #ah yes #here it is #the how to write like mono blog #okay so i went back to check and apparently tags dont appear in previews anymore SO IVE MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF #A FOOOOOL #man tho i hope this was interesting #also NGL BUT THE DENZA PLOT TWIST WAS SO GOOD #all the people going OH SHIT WHAT in the comments #good times good times

Apr

12th

2016

98th blog whoot whoot · 12:27am Apr 12th, 2016

ok so actually i might delete this

but do u remember in like december or whatever when i said i had a kinda bf

well i broke up with him

yeah

*pretends to listen to single ladies by beyonce*

*actually watches downton abbey like the dweeb i am*

Report anonymousjedi · 395 views · #no offense but #im very gay for mary #she is my new favorite #after something happened to my old fav but i wont say anymore because spoilers #uhhhm there was something else i was gonna say but forgot #crap #oh yeah SPRING PICTURE DAY IS TOMORROW AND I HAVE A REALLY BAD ACNE BREAKOUT AND I LOOK SUPER SLEEP DEPRIVED #so yeah #and im on the last episode of s5 of downton #i still dont know how to feel abt thomas #like he was a huge fucking asshole at the beginning #but now i feel kinda bad for him? #hes not as bad #plus my gay self feels bad because he has to deal with the same Gay Struggle™ #yeah #ok i actually might make by 99th tomorrow #my 100th will be abt art #and my 101 will be about april 13th #( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Apr

4th

2019

We Sold Ourselves for Love but Now We're Free · 11:49pm Apr 4th, 2019

So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

Report Aragon · 1,435 views · #I am twenty four #and I got fucking carded the other day #and I know what you're thinking #oh it was probably one of those stores where they have to card everybody when they buy alcohol #NO IT FUCKING WASN'T #IT ABSOLUTELY WASN'T #THE CASHIER OUTRIGHT LOOKED AT ME AND SAID #WORD BY WORD #'I DON'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EIGHTEEN' #I WAS LIKE ARE YOU REALLY GONNA MAKE ME GO BACK TO MY PLACE TO GET MY FUCKING ID #MY FATHER IS GOING TO LOSE HIS SHIT AT ME IF I COME BACK BECAUSE I LOOK UNDER EIGHTEEN AT AGE TWENTY FOUR #which made the cashier laugh and she sold me the beer anyway #mind you she was not convinced I was twenty four #she just found I was funny and desperate enough to buy alcohol--law be damned #and if that doesn't tell you everything you gotta know about my hometown #nothing will

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair