Original Song: Heather by Conan Gray

Key:
Apex
Pharynx

I s’ill ‘member, thi’d of December, me in you’ swea’er
You sai’ i’ looked be’er on me than i’ did you
If on’y you knew how much I like you…
Bu’ I wa’ch you’ eyes as she

Walks by…
Wha’ a sigh’ fo’ you’ sore eyes
Brigh’er than a blue sky…
She’s go’ you mesmeri’ed, while I die…

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And so, Quantum ran like there was no tomorrow. Faster than he could ever run. He eventually reached a large tree trunk before sitting down and sobbing his eyes out.

First, someone he called a friend pushed him down a staircase. Then he died and suddenly gained a new body.

Now? His husband hates him.

He has every right to hate me anyway, he thought. I should’ve just stayed dead when Pharynx pushed me down those stairs...

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Or is it Australian?

“I’m not as big of a fan of the new cafeteria menu as much as I am with the old one. We used to have a huge variety of proteins; steak, ribs, roasted ham, chicken, roasted deer, maybe some berries and apples. Now we have things like cake, cookies, salads, and other stuff. Though, I do really like the pasta they serve now. Probably because I’m a fan of almost any sort of pasta; spaghetti, elbow macaroni, rigatoni, bowtie... I will say that I’m more picky with the sauce than I am

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(During the Battle of White Tail Woods)

Blue Fang, Dagger, and Pharynx trotted through White Tail Woods, scouting ahead for the other Devil Horns. Unfortunately, however, the three Devil Horns were lost.

“So, Head of Patrol, which way?” Dagger asked, looking at Pharynx.

“I don’t know!” Pharynx snapped. “I’m a Sergeant, not your bucking map!”

“Fellas!” Blue cut in, causing the two to look at him. “Calm down. We just gotta keep on walking.”

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“So, how was Hero?”

“He’s... an interesting kid, to say the least...” *winces* “I love him more than anything, but... he’s weird...”

“How do you mean? He can’t be that bad.”

*Cleaning her spear and armor*

*Playing with army soldiers*

*Silence*

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“Augh, I just do not get this book!”

“What now, Venom? Let me guess; Chrysalis never taught you how to read?”

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“Heheh, so, now that you’re both under my command...” *hops into bed* “I think I’ll start with tickles*

“Wait, we’re like your family. We can do this time of the day. What’s the point of blackmailing us when we can just do this whenever we want?”

“You both spend too much time with work, and I swear I’ve heard you boinking those body pillows at night. Now, get to tickling.”

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Original song: Mooncakes, from Over the Moon

Key:
Fortuna
Pharynx

Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Duck the opponent and let the sword flash!
Spin and block at each attack!
Then we practice it all again!

Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Leap! Thrust! Dodge! Slash!
Lift the bow and hit the bullseye!

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Pharynx is running.

He doesn't know where he's going. All he can hear is the wind rushing past his ears and his hooves hitting the ground.

Thud thud thud.

Blood marks his hoofprints as he runs, but it's not his, and the thought makes him sick. He skids to a halt, the coppery, bitter taste of blood in his mouth as he tries not to swallow and feels it staining his teeth.

...He had broken his promise

He had sworn that he would never kill another creature. And he did.

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*Hero and Zenex trot through the armory*

“I dunno about this... what if Pharynx finds out?”

“He won’t, we just need to find something that doesn’t make a lotta noise and will wake the entire hive. Even if they find a mess, we can blame it on the Devil Horns.”

“Um... okay...”

“Come on Zen, lighten up.”

“Okay, okay.”

*Looks around until something catches his eye* “Ooh! How about that?”

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*Sleeping*

*Breaks down the door* “HERO!”

“Ahh! Where’s the fire?!”

*Steps in as well* “Pharynx, calm down. Hero, do you mind explaining why your room’s water bill is over the budget. And why you’ve been using a lot of hot water?”

*Thinks about all the time he’s burned his hoof with hot water* “Uh... it’s complicated...”

Thorax: Hey I need you to come over for a second.

Pharynx: Why? It’s three in the morning...

Thorax: I’ve done something...bad. Very bad.

Pharynx: Uggh...put the corpse on ice, I’ll be there in a minute.

Thorax: What? No—it’s not...why would I—?

Had a wonderful surprise, today, when a fan created an artwork for KoLB. Apex and the boys! Please show love to the original posting on DeviantArt!

Pharynx: I’d do anything for Thorax.

Thorax: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a healthy sleep schedule.

Pharynx: Absolutely not.

"Heh...okay, just one final touch, and-"

"Hey Pharynx, the guards were looking for you, what's taking so-"

"Gah! Th-Thorax, haven't you ever heard of knocking?!"

"Okay, I'm sor-wait, what are you wearing?"

./////. "N-Nothing! Go away!"

"Wait...Pharynx, why are you in a dress?"

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Heyo. Just wanted to give a little update, seeing as I've been (apparently) quiet, lately.

KoLB is still going, I've just been in a tough place trying to get my work life balanced in time for school in April, and have been working on a commission story - my very first one - for a friend. With any luck KoLB will move forward in the next couple months.

Thanks to all who are still following the story, and have so much patience!