"Honey! I'M HOME! 🔫💥 Remember me boss? The guy you canned the day before Christmas?!? Merry Christmas!"

".... *stares down the barrel of a gun*"

"Hello wabbit. Hahahahaha."

"Would you give me a running start?"

"Sure. 1001, 1002, 1003! 🔫💥"

Twilight: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

(Haven't done this in a while)

A "Dark Age" indeed! Age of inconvenience-ugh!-no plumbing, no electricity, no...nothing-OH!! Oh hang it all! (Cough) h-hang it all-! Ohh now what? Now what? Leave off leave off!! You...you fiendish chain you!

Yes keep smelling! We shall catch ze human and then I will make
HUMAN!
POT!
PIEEEE!!!

"You've burnt all the food, the shade...the rum!"

"Yes. The rum is gone!"

"Why is the rum gone?!?"

RAAAAGGGH!! CRICK!Oi! TEN THOUSAND YEAAARS!

...definitely.

*singing* what can I say except we're dead soon, we're dead soon...

Alright twinkle toes. I wanna know where my money is and I wanna know right now!

Okay. *pulls out accounting machine* you got 17.5% in T-Bills amortized over the fiscal year, 8% in stocks and bonds, carry the nine divided by the gross national product. Fortunately, funeral boquets are deductable.

ICE THIS DEADBEAT!!

"I can't help it Scowl, I still feel sorry for the poor wicked queen."

"SORRY?!? You're a bat! You're supposed to be BAAAD!!!"

"Baad?"

"Yeah! Mean, ruthless, cruel! Rotten to the core! *cough* like me! *coughs*"

"Nobody's perfect."

"WHOOOOOOOO!!! *coughs uncontrollably*"

I've made a bunch of study cards with tips/phrases/quotes I've picked up over the past year. I used to read a few every morning as a pick me up and for a boost of motivation. I should really get back into the habit of reading these again.

Here are a few of my favorites.

"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a habit." -Aristotle

"How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world." -Anne Frank

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"Ohh I gotcha, I gotcha! We're being intrepidacious-WE'RE OUT TO DISCOVA!!"

No I cannot do this! I will not! Oh what foul way for a bird to die! I do not want to get beak cancer! My lungs are blackened!!

At least I think I made my own quote, hopefully no one has already took this but here it is

"A man who acts like a kid can't raise a kid to act like a man" - Organical

What do you think?

OHHHH~! A pirates life is a wonderful l-l-life! You'll find adventure and sport but live every minuet for all that is in it! The life of a pirate is shooooOOORRRRT!! Oh the liiiiife-BANG!!!

Blows smoke Now let me see, where was I?

I am very pleased! The third chapter did much better than I had expected and even managed to get the story briefly featured!
I was so overjoyed that my productivity immediately took a nose dive into the concrete and died a painful and agonizing death. It happens sometimes. I may also, maybe, screamed like the little girl deep inside my soul. The little boy inside was content to just jump and do an enthusiastic Naruto run over the walls of my psyche.

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“Pharynx, it’s your turn for political appearances this week.”

“I don't speak Ponish.”

"Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work."

---Aristotle

Since we're all stuck inside, I'll try to do one movie quote at the end of each week to keep us busy. Here's today's movie

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!"

*Thunder crashes*

"Oh come on, ya scream like a girl! Do it like this: AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhh!!

Been a REALLY long time since I did one of these.

"To the winner of this tournament...Goes the crown!" (Gets sprayed in the face with wine)

"You mean-you mean he'll be king of all England?!?"