Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

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Hi everyone!

I see folks usually do a small con recap blogpost thingy, so I'm doing one BECAUSE I'M A LOSER WHO WANTS TO BE COOL TOO IDK

Thing is, I won't do my con recap until a few days later. This one is mostly because I'm a loser and I want to share with you guys one of the most important things I've ever gotten, courtesy of the amazing Swansong.

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lmao can you believe i've been working on this for two years what the heck

ANYWAY YES, EL is two years old now so I made a sappy blogpost shhhh I'm putting it under the cut because there's SPOILERS, and I'd like to quickly mention that, if you haven't read Chapter 24 yet AND skipped the interlude, please go back and read the interlude because it's linked to the chapter.

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my mom was asking me for possible examples of what i mean when i said i wanted short hair
so i showed her this example of troye sivan

and then she started yelling at me "SEE THIS IS WHY YOUR FATHER AND I DONT WANT YOU TO GET SHORT HAIR LIKE THAT! BECAUSE IT'S GUY HAIR! THERE IS NO WAY I'D EVER LET YOU GET A HAIRCUT THAT LOOKS LIKE A GUY!"

and aaaaaaa that is very unpleasant

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The incredible Scribbler read my story! It's even better than I imagined it while writing it. You can listen to it here:

and my dad said he's worried if I get short hair I might be perceived as representing the "worldly side" in the "battle of gender" being waged between Christians and "the evils of the world"
And he said that "knowing (my) previous track record" he could see how I would want to get short hair to conform with the changes of society and be anti-God

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How would one best describe this year in one single word?

Let's not beat around the bush here, 2020 is without a doubt one of the worst years in human history. Here's a list of terrible things that mankind had to suffer through,
. Australia's bushfires

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No seriously I've been locked in my room forced to code, what year is it? But, work aside I come bearing a new episode HUZZAH! This week we uncover the horrible truth behind ponyville in Tired Old Man's "Letters From an Irritated Princess". Now this video is a tad different as the fic is freaking long and still going. So this is a first part in the series

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there is no way i will be able to write the fic i wanted to
my writers' block is back, and i can't get the story to flow at all
so yeah
my hopes and dreams of writing a stressed-out halloweeen rarity fic are basically circling the drain right now

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So back in 1925, they weren't called 'blogs'. They were called 'essays'.

I’ve been reading essays lately.

I know my audience, believe it or not—I am aware that some of you sneak into my room in the wee hours of night to caress my sleeping angel face and read my diary. For the sake of everybody else in the house, though, I want to explain something: there are two Latin American authors I really, really like.

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