Sep

16th

2018

(teaser #1) · 7:34pm Sep 16th, 2018

“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

Report CoffeeMinion · 475 views · #To Serve In Hell #Hell Returns #teaser #fire #burn #don't worry at this point it's kinda more like metaphorical fire #I'm not LITERALLY subjecting you to the image of a beloved character getting incinerated #though you gotta read the story to find out if that happens or not for sure #cuz this is not the kind of story where everypony walks away unscathed #but actually I feel like Rainbow Dash gets to have a pretty decent arc when all's said and done #though I still make no promises about the fire thing #mwahaha

Dec

5th

2015

FORTY TWWWOOOOO · 5:48pm Dec 5th, 2015

FORTY TWO FOLLOWERS

FORTY TWO IS THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE

THANK YOU EVERYONE!

and if someone wants to give me a shout out to get me to 50 that would be wonderful
i have some fics in the works

Report anonymousjedi · 367 views · #42 #42!!!!!! #FORTY-TWO #FORTY TWO #OMG OMG OMG #THANKS EVERYONE #AND THANKS TO THOSE WHO ALREADY HAVE GIVEN ME SHOUT OUTS #I LOVE YOU ALL #AND I SHOULD BE CLEANING MY ROOM RIGHT NOW #I'LL BE BACK ON WHEN IM DONE W/ MY CHORES #MAYBE #IT DEPENDS ON IF MY MOM LETS ME #BYE FOR NOW #LOVE YOU ALL #SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH #don't you love it when i make references to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy book series #i sure love it

Sep

27th

2020

Because Twilight Sparkle Asked · 7:46pm Sep 27th, 2020

Report Aragon · 4,294 views · #My sister is so used to seeing me draw these things #that lately she's been checking out what I do #and whenever I draw a panel she particularly likes #(which is often houses #or anything without a horse in it) #she goes oh hey if you clean that up and print it #I can color it with my watercolors #and then we can hang it on the wall as a collab #and I think it's sweet how my family is so into me doing horse stuff #even though they VERY BLATANTLY hate the horses #it's nice

Dec

9th

2015

I AM IN A TERRIBLE MOOD AND SO ARE MOST OF YOU · 9:09pm Dec 9th, 2015

AND I JUST WISH
I COULD TELEPORT ALL OF YOU TO MY HOUSE
AND WE COULD WATCH PONIES
AND EAT FOOD
AND BE FRIENDS
AND COSPLAY PONIES
AND JUST ALL HANG OUT LIKE THE GIANT NERDS WE ALL ARE
AND IF WE COULD AVOID FIGHTING
WE WOULD ALL CHEER UP, AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE BIT
AND IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL

man it would be awesome. i so wish i could hang out with you guys irl

Report anonymousjedi · 321 views · #ugh ok so one of my friends apparently is also an undertale and is gonna cosplay sans but with a different friend group because we go to different schools #and similar situations keep happening to me #i'll have friends but they have friends that they're closer to than with me and i get left out #especially when it comes to fandom stuff #and im having a mental/emotional breakdown right now #and i wish you guys were here #but i have exams to study for #and homework to do #and we all live in different parts of the world #and i just want to watch sad disney movies and cry

May

29th

2019

And We Will Be the Bravest Souls in the Cemetery · 8:54pm May 29th, 2019

Oh, watch him lie on his lounge, that old Aragón, that sharp fella. Covered in that velvet red robe of his, sipping idly from a cup of whiskey. There's a man you'd call a friend. There's a chap you'd call when there's trouble -- not because he can help, but he can stand there looking, make a witty quip.

You could kiss him, right now, but you won't. Because you know Aragón, that sharp fella. You know that cup looks like it's full of whiskey, but chances are, it's full of cum.

Report Aragon · 1,201 views · #"Excuse me?" the woman said as she approached me while I got out of the bus #"Are you okay? Were you pickpocketed?" #I looked at her -- crestfallen -- and said "I WAS." #"Yeah I could tell from how pale you look" she said #smiling sadly and offering me her phone in case I needed to call someone #"Yeah" I said #"I also yelled DID I JUST GET FUCKING PICKPOCKETED" when I realized #"Yeah that one clued me in also"

Mar

17th

2018

Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am Mar 17th, 2018

Link In Case You Can't Read It; If It Doesn't Work, Reload By Clicking the Address Bar and Hitting Enter

Report Aragon · 1,264 views · #I went to a bookstore with my sister today #found a book named ADAM'S TEMPTATION #a truly horrible erotic book #and I started reading out loud the most egregious sex scene I could find in it #some talk about how the main character wanted to 'feel the meaty undulations of Adam's abs' #and I started increasing my volume #up till my sister closed the book in my face #preventing me from yelling graphic description of terrible sex for the entire bookstore #and as she put the tome back in the shelf #she muttered #'fool me twice...'

Sep

5th

2021

Something big is coming... · 8:54am Sep 5th, 2021

It's been three years and almost exactly 4 months since I started a project, and some odd change (11 days) after that I announced that I had started on it.

Report Silent Whisper · 290 views · #CotS #what could that mean? #... it means that yes there's already a fic on this site with this title #but I've yet to come up with a better one so screw it #also by "this is only the half of it" I'm being clever #because there's a sister fic in the works #but this one's got more written thus far #so it's going out first #and we'll see if anyone likes it #fingers crossed that someone will be excited for it #because I certainly am! #I've never poured this much into a longfic #and I plan to update REGULARLY on a SCHEDULE #so... if you have advice regarding that hmu

Aug

21st

2019

hello i bring a meme · 9:28pm Aug 21st, 2019

hello everyone, i'm still gonna do the bronycon blogpost i mentioned two weeks ago (and by that i mean I'll publish it Friday), BUT IN THE MEANTIME I WANTED TO SHARE THIS MEME I MADE INB4 I PUBLISH A STORY TOMORROW

that is all, thank you for attending my TED talk, I hope you have a great day!!!

mwa

-mono

Report Monochromatic · 519 views · #ALSO I HAVE A NEW AVATAR #IT WAS DONE BY ADGERELLI AND COMMISSIONED BY MELESSE #SHES WEARING A RARITWI SCARF #which looks like the bi flag which checks out bc im biromantic #SO YEAH #honestly im probably the only one who thinks i'm hysterical but that's fine #because i am #god that is me though #I WAS TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND THE OTHER DAY #he's the mod of idrawraritwi #and i was like 'hey why don't you draw someone other than rarity and twilight' #and he was like #'because i like drawing them' #AND HONESTLY MOOD

Jul

20th

2019

Flutterpriest Writes SS&E a Sissy Fic - A Classic Tale In Three Parts · 6:51am Jul 20th, 2019

~ ~ P A R T O N E ~ ~

~ ~ P A R T T W O ~ ~

https://twitter.com/SSExplosions/status/1148000519274688512

~ ~ P A R T T H R E E ~ ~

Report shortskirtsandexplosions · 689 views · #Flutterpriest #Flash Sentry Takes Three Mushrooms Up the Butt While His Polyamorous Girlfriend Films It And Plans to Crossdress Him Prettier Next Weekend #Good Friends Write Other Friends Crossdressing Porn #Mario Maker 2 #Yes Mario Maker 2 #Fuck You Mario Maker 2 #Please Forgive Me Mario Maker 2 #Don't Leave Me Mario Maker 2 #I Made the Bed For You Mario Maker 2 #It's Just That the Nights Get Long and I Come Home Frustrated and I Don't Mean to Take It Out On You But I Still Do So and I'm Trying to Get Better Mario Maker 2

Jul

12th

2019

an actual july update because fuck i'm so busy i keep forgetting shit (but yes i am still writing) · 2:30am Jul 12th, 2019

things just keep piling up and getting wack i thought i would get to relax this summer at least a little but instead it's been like
bleh
i had to call fuckin' government stuff ten times in one day to actually speak to a person and shit so that's an idea of how stupid shit has been and yes why there is no *VISIBLE* horse word update
keyword there is visible, so yes i am 100% STILL WORKING ON WRITING THAT'S SUPER GREAT FOR ME TOO

Report Ice Star · 264 views · #bleh is a good summary for most things #i just wanna write some fun words and read some fun books #and sleep i guess #but shit's gotta happen #my brain also checks out too much #i oughtta start paying the dumb fucker #also stranger things season three is cool #my cat is nice #how do i rewind summer #blag #icestarpony #im sorry i haven't updated shit in 5 months or whatever it is now i just haven't finished the update and it's been hard to write and fml

Jul

13th

2019

The Part of You that Never Sleeps · 11:56pm Jul 13th, 2019

If you’re like me, you’ve accepted the fact that writing is a constant exercise of forgetting and then re-learning the single most basic goddamn rules every time. Technical stuff is easy—hey, commas go here, semicolons go there, slap in the butt and go get ‘em, tiger—but conceptual stuff?

Pff, fuck me.

Report Aragon · 2,131 views · #Fucking hell #I've been unable to write for a couple months because My Life Is Shit Lately #and this one blog was something I'd been thinking on writing for a while #and let me tell you #writing it when I'm this rusty has been an EXPERIENCE #the original was like 33% longer than how it is now #and I got yelled at by my editors #who had to pause their reading to tell me how WRONG I was #but like #seriously I hang out in writing_help a lot #and this is the kind of advice we give like five times a month at least #so might as well do a writeup and make it OFFICIAL

Mar

26th

2016

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

when u can watch criminal minds and finally get more of your art hw done

oh yeah and model UN was p fun today
i saw one of my friends from last conference

but WHO was poorly run (again)
and palestine insulted france's working paper
he called france's paper (that i, australia, was a sponsor on) "illegitimate" so france was "oh so are you calling my paper a b*stard paper" and palestine was all "well yeah"

Report anonymousjedi · 428 views · #im rewatching because i watched seasons 1-3ish over a year ago and i dont remember anything #if i remember correctly #a dad hired a dude to kidnap one of his daughters #he had twins and for whatever he hired a dude to kidnap one twin #i think #i dont even know #i guess ill find out #WHO was madness #utter chaos #seriously #ugh the chair had no idea what they were doing #neither did the chair at my previous conference #both times were WHO #WHO stands for world health organization btw #first conference though i was general assembly plenary and the chair was great #strict but great #plus there were like 50+ people and i could hide in the back and pass notes #yeaahhhhh

Sep

19th

2018

An UNNECESSARILY in-depth look at the process of writing The Enchanted Library · 8:29am Sep 19th, 2018

GUESS HOW OLD THE TEL ONESHOT IS TODAY

I wasn't originally going to write a blogpost because it's been a bad week, but then LILFUNKMAN spent an entire night doing that GIF so now I had to.

Report Monochromatic · 1,820 views · #okay so i know my text wont appear in the preview so ill TLDR HERE #but here it is #the single most detailed explanation of my writing method and thought processes #also this is the single most eloquent blogpost ive ever posted on this website #anyway where was i #ah yes #here it is #the how to write like mono blog #okay so i went back to check and apparently tags dont appear in previews anymore SO IVE MADE A FOOL OUT OF MYSELF #A FOOOOOL #man tho i hope this was interesting #also NGL BUT THE DENZA PLOT TWIST WAS SO GOOD #all the people going OH SHIT WHAT in the comments #good times good times

Jan

2nd

2016

Asami!!!!!!! · 10:26pm Jan 2nd, 2016

So i got some cosplay wigs for Christmas...

This is what happens when you mix a blag wig with a bored cosplayer who loves asami sato

~~Note: this was just a closet cosplay because i haven't started on my actual cosplay~~

Bonus: animal pics!
My ~~puppy~~ dog asher:

Apr

29th

2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

im getting a haricut in over two weeks which means i have like 2 weeks to convince my mom to let me get my hair cut short

i have kinda weird hair- it can be really curly or really frizzy or somewhere in between
and i want super short hair- something similar to troye sivan's hair

or brendon urie's hair

Report anonymousjedi · 640 views · #hair help #pls friendos #i wants the short hairs #and i also need to make a powerpoint to explain to my mom (and probs dad) why i need short hair #aaaaa #AAAAAA #i've wanted short hair since SIXTH GRADE #EVEN BEFORE I KNEW IT WAS A LGBT+ STEREOTYPE #but noooooo now my mom is all "everyone will think you're a guy!" #which is basically her way of hinting that everyone will think im gay af #i mean i am but i dont want my family knowing #but i also am 5'11" so i can see how people would think im a guy #but hoenstly #idgaf #but my parents do #and i know a haircut isnt that big of a problem #but i reeeeaaallly need some kind of confidence boost #especially something that makes me look slightly less feminine #bc idfk what my gender is anymore #i mean its not like i can come out anyway

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(teaser #1) · 7:34pm Sep 16th, 2018

FORTY TWWWOOOOO · 5:48pm Dec 5th, 2015

Because Twilight Sparkle Asked · 7:46pm Sep 27th, 2020

I AM IN A TERRIBLE MOOD AND SO ARE MOST OF YOU · 9:09pm Dec 9th, 2015

And We Will Be the Bravest Souls in the Cemetery · 8:54pm May 29th, 2019

Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am Mar 17th, 2018

Something big is coming... · 8:54am Sep 5th, 2021

hello i bring a meme · 9:28pm Aug 21st, 2019

Flutterpriest Writes SS&E a Sissy Fic - A Classic Tale In Three Parts · 6:51am Jul 20th, 2019

an actual july update because fuck i'm so busy i keep forgetting shit (but yes i am still writing) · 2:30am Jul 12th, 2019

The Part of You that Never Sleeps · 11:56pm Jul 13th, 2019

why have friends · 1:06am Mar 26th, 2016

An UNNECESSARILY in-depth look at the process of writing The Enchanted Library · 8:29am Sep 19th, 2018

Asami!!!!!!! · 10:26pm Jan 2nd, 2016

help okay so · 2:00am Apr 29th, 2016

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