CHEERILEE: "Don't get me wrong, I do love my students, but it's so hard finding ways to dispose of the overblown gifts they sometimes give me. I mean, what am I supposed to do, keep that thing in my tiny house? Not happening. Hey, don't judge me, at least I keep their gifts long enough for them to forget before I dispose of them."

CHRYSALIS: "Finally! Ugh, that Nightmare Moon was too bland, and Discord jokes around too much. Time for you all to see what a real villain is like!"

APPLEJACK: "Rainbow Dash and those animatronics of those critters have been staring at the matte painting of the gorge for a while now. Do you reckon we should tell them the director got this shot?"
OWLOWISCIOUS: "Whoo."

RAINBOW DASH: "I look like I have a mohawk blowing in the wind, don't I? Yeah, I think I just got about 20% cooler."
FLUTTERSHY [off-screen]: "What? But, um... I thought you said it was lazy and uninspired to just quote fan-loved moments for these intros..."

FLUTTERSHY: "I'd like to be a tree."
RAINBOW DASH [sighs]: "Fluttershy, I'll let you off this time because that's such a iconic, fan-loved moment, but we need to have a serious talk about how to do these captioned intros."

RAINBOW DASH: Still think I'm all ego and hype? When Rainbow Dash says she's the most athletic pony in Ponyville, she means it!

APPLE BLOOM: "You know, I was being forced to do so much stuff with all them there cutie marks, that I couldn't even see half of them! There's a mallet, a fancy brush, two thin swords hitting each other... Man, am I glad I have just the one cutie mark now!"

TWILIGHT: "Winter Wrap Up, Winter Wrap Up, our song is so iconic that even the show itself referenced it twice in Season 4!"

APPLEJACK: "What does this mean, Pinkie?"
PINKIE: "Not sure, but I've had this doozy every week on Saturday evenings for the last six or seven weeks. Maybe it means someone somewhere is writing up about our adventures?"

TWILIGHT: "You see, Princess Luna? If you just show other ponies the real you, they'll learn to love you all the same!"
LUNA: "If you say so, Twilight Sparkle. And perhaps then we might enjoy the same level of popularity that you generate amongst your fans?"
TWILIGHT: "Huh? Luna, haven't you been on the internet?"

FLUTTERSHY: "You know what they say, my poultry friends. It's always the quiet ones. You don't want to know what I'll do when I get really angry. Let's just say a dragon made me angry, and he didn't like what I did."

TWILIGHT: "Hm. Feels like this would be a good point to insert a meta-joke about how I look very much like my future Princess self in this shot, with the glowing heavenly/demon eyes and everything. Here we go -"
APPLEJACK: "No, Twilight, no we're not doing that, sugarcube."

"Listen up, dweeb, it's not my fault they never brought me back after Season 5. That doesn't make me any less important then the other originally-one-time character from these pair of episodes! You got that, you pink puffball?"