It’s… um…

I’ll let you guys be the judge of it.

“Hey, Scarab? I need to ask you a complicated question.”

“Sure thing, kiddo. What is it?”

“See, Griff has been married to Metamorphosis for quite a while now, so that makes him Thorax and Pharynx’s other dad, correct?”

“Of course it does. Why wouldn’t it?”

“And you’re Griff’s dad, so you’re practically Thorax and Pharynx’s grandfather, right?”

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“So what do you think? Sleeves aren’t too long? Colors don’t clash?”

Griff finally looked up from his seat after what felt like an eternity. Venom took a sip from his paper cup, staring back with stars in his eyes. He’d picked up a soft-colored hoodie with some slim-fit sweatpants.

“Hm… looks good on you… aren’t you hot in that? It’s like, eighty degrees out there.”

“Well, it’s like, below zero in here! I can see my own breath!”

“Probably because it smells like Berry Punch.”

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“Seriously, man, what is up with you? Why did you treat Mel and Bez like that?”

“I mean, I’ve lost the will to care, but whatever.“

“But... you were—” Venom sighed, before muttering under his breath, “I’m telling Pharynx about this...”

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“Thorax! The other changelings are embarrassing me!”

“Aw, Venom. I’m sure if you talk to them—”

“THERE WILL BE NO TALKING, ONLY DEATH!”

We finally have a display of reformed Venom Stinger!

Random side note: I was humming “Creep” by Radiohead when making this. I dunno why.

Base by Anxiov-Bases on DeviantArt.

Look how happy he is!

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Hey guys, this is Venomous Pie, the Floof King, with an update. You might be aware that my first story, "Journey into the Floof" has been deleted from the site, and I bet you are wondering why. Well, the reason I did this is because thanks to some advice from my friends, who are long time friends of mine, I've decided to remake the story from the ground up and improve on the flaws that the original version had. I'll credit the proof reader when the story gets submitted, which will be very soon

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Venom leaned against a large stone pillar, clearly minding his own business as he casually watched the other changelings go about their day.

Meanwhile in a bush, Ramirez hid as she watched him from a distance. Right beside her is ponyville's best prankster: Rainbow Dash. 

“Okay, so uh… who is this guy again?”

“He’s a friend, well I consider him a friend though I don't know if he thinks the same way with me” she replied as she zoomed onto him through her binoculars.

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“Bet you guys I can speak in only one language for an entire day.”

“You’re gonna go with Romaneian, aren’t you?”

“Mhm. Starting now.”

“…Knock knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“But wait!”

“But what who?”

“But wait! You said five words that weren’t in Romaneian!”

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Are you going to Peter Parker's lair?
Murder, maim, mutilate and grind
Remember me to the one who lives there
He once was a true host of mine...

Pharynx took another sip of his espresso, savoring the taste of the comforting drink. Not bad, actually.

It wasn’t everyday he got a taste of coffee. He hasn’t really checked out the place that his dad was working until now. He was already thinking of coming back next week.

“There you are, ya sick little freak…”

Oh, brother…

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What was the movie you ask?

And I LOVED IT!!!!! As a matter of fact, I'm considering doing an Equestria Girls version of the movie, starring Sunset Shimmer as...

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Both Artworks done by CitrineSkys

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Source

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So, I decided to turn a couple of comments into a skit. I’m bored, okay? Also, for context, it takes place after this. Also, please, no hate. This is only for entertainment purposes. If I hear you giving hate to this user, I will find you and personally show you the ninth circle of hell.

“Sooo have you apologized to Ocellus yet?“

“Doubt it.”

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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“Okay, so... you guys want us to play this song right here?”

“Yeah! We chose it ourselves! Five of us are the background vocals, and I’m the lead singer!”

“Pleeeease guys?”

“Um...“ Blue Fang, Stinger, Mantis, and Dagger picked up their instruments, preparing to play. “Okay, if you insist. Hit it, boys.”

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