So Rarity's a detective novel buff.
Geez, Rainbow, don't just slam open doors like that!
...yeah they really need to do something about that door.
Wow, Rainbow, could you have made a bigger stain over Wind Rider?
Rainbow's dorky celebration dance is so adorable. It's already all over Derpibooru. It'll be memed to hell and back.
And now we're in a detective noir film.
Incidentally, this is how I would have written it: