...When you're playing as the Inca and you get Francisco Pizarro as your Great General.

This feghoot I'm writing is making me laugh my ass off. Once I finish this, prepare to be disappointed. Audibly groan. Or make other noises. Or verbally acknowledge my dumbassery.

In celebration of breaking 200 Likes on MLA:FiS, here is the first of (probably not) many dramatic readings by everyone's favorite new talent: fimfiction's text-to-speech!

Enjoy!

Laying on a bed with my two family friends who are like 8 years old, and they are watching mlp (and the fire alarm just went off) ...... in a really old house. It's pretty cool, I like the feeling of old houses, it's almost creepy. And I have no idea why I'm saying this and-oh! New story should be around the corner, while another one is waiting to be edited (the fire alarm again oh my gosh)

WHO DA MOON?! WHO DA NIGHT?! WHO CAN DANCE THE CAN-CAN RIGHT?!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyNB-YiDIrQ
Video by Scoop. They’re really funny. They also have merch for a limited time. And no, I’m not sponsored by them in any way whatsoever. Just found this funny video and thought I’d share it with you. Clickbait is as bad as Hell/Tartarus/Helheim, am I right?

Well, if the trending now section of Twitter is to be trusted, Trump is now in/coming to PA... Well guess who's favorite pony is Rainbow Dash and just happens to live in the "Keystone State" of Pennsylvania?

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

(Edit: I feel it is worth mentioning that I have no intention of making any more blogs of this type regarding Detritus. I've said nearly all I have to say on it now, and they likely serve no purpose to anyone who actually wanted to track the story.)

The downvotes start comin' and they don't stop comin'.

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When I think of the on the internet video games market, I envision pale, spotty college young boys rested fascinated before their computer system screens for hrs at a time playing the most recent game launches. I make certain this preconception does prove out in most cases, especially within the difficult core, console-based video gaming sector.

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Just sitting in my cramped little room.

Eating a few burgers.

What's everybody up to?

Yes, I'm bored.

I know I'm late, but...

It can be on the show or on the site! Ship away!

Also, LOL. I was logging in, and for my username, I accidentally put "starlight glimmer". Still laughing.

Because I'm bored.

So basically, you have to vote for one character from each category. Let's begin, shall we?

Numero one.

Sapphire Shores or Photo Finish?

Numero two.

Soarin or Daring Do?

Numero three

Zecora or Mayor Mare?

Numero lastè

Flash (waifu stealer) Sentry or Sweetie Belle?

Basically, because I'm bored.

From the Christmas special (that for some reason aired on Oct. 27th, during Halloween time )

Mwahaha....this isn't even...MY FINAL FORM!!!

I've been absent for awhile, on account of finals But they shall end tomorrow Hope you guys are doing well in these trying times. Also, finished Undertale. No regrets.

Me: *watches Bambi*

TV: *plays this scene*:

Me:......Okay feels....I didn't need ya today anyways!...*cries in bed*

You won't believe this!

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