Serious talk this time, so no silliness.

It’s been a little while since my last blog, and as some may have noticed from the notice on my profile page, that’s because most of my free time is being taken up with preparing for my impending move to a new house. Most of this post was written at least a week ago, which might make a few of these (the featured ones, in particular) a bit dated.

Read More

Do you like reading?

Do you like reading good stories?

Do you like to know when what you're about to read might be a wretched abyss of horribleness?

Do you trust me to know the difference?

If so, read on.

Read More

Welcome to the first special edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse (I really should get someone to make a graphic for this) where I subject myself to a variety of stories—new and old, good and bad, famous and unknown—recommend the best for your reading pleasure, and throw the worst into a grinder for your twisted amusement.

In these special posts, I’ll be examining MLP fanfic universes with notable contributions by a variety of authors.

Read More

...but it's having a clearance sale on badfics to make room for the new Oneshotober models!

So, here we are again. I’m not quite settled in at the new place, but I have found some time for reading here and there (mostly at work because my job is awesome that way) and that means reviews have piled up.

Read More

Welcome back to the Badfic Slaughterhouse, wherein I share my suffering with you fine folks. While there are some good stories in the mix, the badfic grinder will be getting a hell of a workout today.

Read More

To the surprise of all, the doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once again. Five stories await judgment. Which ones are worth reading, and which ones will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Click the button below to find out.

In this edition:
—Rarity subverts expectations by not subverting expectations.
—Twilight adopts Sweetie Belle.
—A pegasus bursts into flames.
—A rabbit just bursts.
—I make up a new question for Cards Against Humanity.

Read More

So some of you have been wondering what happened to me? The short of it is that I’ve spent most of the summer in crippling pain. Several months, four doctors, a pile of medical bills, and a boatload of stress and anxiety later, I’m back to normal. With luck, it’ll stay that way.

And no, I’m not going to talk about it any further.

Today’s edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse features:
–Luna dancing on a pipe organ.
–Big Mac punching Blueblood. Repeatedly.
–Trixie being showered in spit.

Read More

The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six more stories now stand before their judge, jury, and potential executioner. Which will be found worthy, and which will be thrown into a grinder for your twisted amusement? Read on to find out.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Drunken poker shenanigans.
—Abel and Caine, reincarnated as astronauts.
—Sunset Shimmer gets hammered.
—Being gay makes ponies stupid.

Read More

The doors of the Badfic Slaughterhouse have opened once more, and six stories now stand in front of the Badfic Grinder 3000™ (revision 6). Continue reading to find out which ones should go onto your reading lists and which will be thrown into the grinder for your twisted amusement.

Also, an important (to me, at least) message is waiting at the end.

In this edition of Badfic Slaughterhouse:
—Celestia OP. Nerf plz.
—An action scene is re-envisioned with creepy groping.

Read More