Tell Your Tale: Moon Festival · 8:21pm Aug 24th, 2023
This week, lunar proximity causes things to go haywire, and it seems Posey has finally accepted her lot in life.
This week, lunar proximity causes things to go haywire, and it seems Posey has finally accepted her lot in life.
This week...
"Knock on my door, knock next time!"
"Yes, ma'am!"
"Did you see anything?"
"No ma'am, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!"
"Good!"
So this week, Season 2 begins with... A bit of a mixed bag, personally. Since our old purple villain is trapped in a tree instead of seeing the light, our heroes confirm that our new purple villain is close to Maretime Bay and... Do nothing about it, hoping she sees the light? Well, to be fair, they alert everyone.
This was a pretty decent episode. Glad everypony got in on the insanity.
This week, we see Posey's hatred of unity continue to get justified, an introvert give into peer pressure, and Sunny continues to be a fucking psychopath.
This week, in order to get a badge that probably just the two of them care about, Sunny and Windy drag their friends into the wilderness.
That'll end well.
So she uses only new fruits? Won't she run out of fruits eventually?
So, she only uses fruits from Chernobile?
So, the old fruit is drinking the new fruit? What about morality?
Those filters could only be possible with an advanced AI.
Sunny failed to sell garbage to ponies. They want the good stuff.
I don't like the look on her face. Is she going to try to grape their throats with new flavors?
This week, the episode isn't named correctly (Eggward Bunny is the previous episode).
The Mane 5 get agonizingly close to the truth, but then everyone but Zipp goes "lol nope".
I had to rewind twice to make sure I saw it correctly.
Yep.
Sparky farted a fireball.
I giggled like mad.
Because I'm mature as fuck.
I'm glad we haven't seen the "get along or no magic" shtick in a while.
Because it's getting old already.
Apart from that, got a few laughs from this one.
This week, I'd like to know where they're getting these numbers.
100 million followers?
Because we all know there's at least 33.3 million ponies each in Maretime Bay, Zephyr Heights, and Bridlewood.
This week, the Mane 5 have to find pieces of an ancient blanket with images of themselves on it. The only way to get Bridlewood's piece is a musical note puzzle that you always hated in Nintendo 64 games.
Honestly, this episode didn't make a ton of sense, but it's cute, and that's half of TYT's appeal, personally.
I also refuse to believe that earth pony plant magic hasn't been used for tentacle rape fantasies somewhere in Maretime Bay.
Despite my opinion regarding My Little Pony: A New Generation, I decided to give the first four episodes of My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale a watch. Here is my opinion of each episode:
This week, this perfectly predictable episode has the Mane Six giving out romantic advice when they have no experience in the subject.
Decent overall.
This week, the Breezies activate a fortune telling swamp.
This week felt a little like filler, and if you haven't read the comics (raises hand), you have no idea who this new girl is.
This week, the Mane Six discover the Rainbow Factory.
/sorrynotsorry
This week's episode is wearing a costume of a 30-minute episode, but in reality it's just 5 minutes with a compilation afterwards.
So this week, Sunny has best costume, Opaline is all "dragon fire blah blah magic blah", and Misty is adorably evil, again.
So this is a day late (on my part).
A plot that most can decrypt from a mile away, Sunny's friends all throw her separate parties. Nothing could go wrong there.
Pony Hawk Pro Skater, anypony?
This week, we see a struggling earth pony magician execute the perfect heist.
Because as you'll see, he never returns the crown jewels. (They suddenly reappear in an animation error.)
This week, Hitch is definitely getting PTSD from trash problems as a result of tourism and population increases in Maretime Bay.
And also, tragically, selfie sticks are now canon in Equestria.