Original Song Parody: Trump's Orange

Sung to the lyrics of 'I'm Blue (da ba dee)' by Eiffel 65.

By: Emma Lee Downs

Yo listen up here's a story,
About a really fat guy that lives in a orange world,
And all day and all night,
And everything he sees is just orange,
Like him inside and outside,
Orange his house with an orange little window,
And an orange limo,
And everything is orange for him,
And himself and everybody around,
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen.

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Today I am going to tell you a true funny story that happened one day when I took a small day trip up to the Grand Canyon.

At some point during my visit to the iconic national park, I was just chilling on a park bench when this squirrel comes up to me and starts speaking in some kind of squirrel language I suppose.

So I say, 'Oh hello little squirrel have you come to say hello?'

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One of those desperate girls who want you to see them strip or something on webcam sent me a spam e-mail and was like, "Hey Baby. Want to bang? Here's the link to my private messenger if you want to hit me up."

And I so I did what every sensible person would do and clicked the link to the messenger.

When I was in the messenger thing I said, "Listen, Candy (that was her name). Banging hurts a lot. I just stubbed my toe last week. You can understand why I am not interested."

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Short Film Rating Scale:

💜: Lovely! Absolutely beautiful!
🩷: Pretty cute.
❤️: That’s adorable. But I’ve seen better.
💙: Decent.
🩵: Um, that’s kinda weird.
🩶: Not good-looking.
🖤: The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen!

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