Why am I blogging when it's painfully obvious no one reads my blogs except me? An outlet? Maybe I'm just conceited? I don't know but until I figure it out Imma keep doing it.

Might as well work on a new chapter for GPK, see what happens. Not gonna fuck with the previous bits too much, because I don't actually feel like rewriting the bad-ness out of it. I'll just try to keep adding good-ness and cleaning the mess I made. Bare with me, and we'll see what happens. Also, I haven't watched the damn show in several years, and I don't think I ever even finished Season 7 so keep that in mind two as I write the characters. Of course, a lot of it was going to be done with

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Hey so you probably aren't reading this, oh, you are...well hello, this is a [insert stock searching sounds] blog, funny that these exist, no, ok, not sure what to do so I'll leave it to you.

My roommates said I need to either pay then 750 by November 30th or I get evicted, any one have an idea as to how exactly I do that cause the best check I've ever gotten at work was like $437 and I'm not liking my odds

I wrote a story. I can't believe it. AND I'M STILL WRITING IT!!

I mean it...
I'm not lying to you in anyway...
I promise...

Hmm!

The show may be ending, but I'll still be here. I sold my soul back in 2011, little did I know that the only catch was that I'd have to stay in this community until I die. I'm pretty sure that the guy I signed the contract with couldn't even notarize signatures now that I think of it. Whatever, it's been eight years and I'm not risking seeing what happens if I don't do anything pony related for a day.

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Eheheheh

Big Mac totally doesn't fuck a pile of apples in it

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When you're at your lowest point and you think all is pointless and you decide that you want to opt out, you tell yourself this time is the time that you're going to pull the trigger for real, end it all. But you don't.

You think that because when you don't pull the trigger after convincing yourself you would makes you a coward? It doesn't. It shows that you're still in control.

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I wrote a new story.

It's very nonsensical, but that's my signature style.

It's an AU about Princess Luna. In this universe, she never went to the moon, married King Sombra, and had a son with him. His name is Endymion.

Also, Hell is the location of IRS headquarters, and a demon was sent Luna's way because she tried to commit tax evasion.

I also found the cure for cancer, but I'm using it as a paperweight for the manuscript of this story. Read it if you want to save lives.

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Looking through my ideas for stories. “Changeling this, changeling that...Thorax this, Pharynx that...Ocellus somewhat...Chrysalis burns in a fire...

...why is this mimicking species the only thing that gives me creativity?!”

“Ah”

Just don't write it.

Image source.

It has just come to my attention that someone besides me has actually read one of my blog posts.

THE END IS NEIGH!

still can't be arsed making a cover picture

Okay maybe I do, but I written the Last Chapter of I Don't Write and I'm stopping there. I am going to keep making somewhat short stories but I'm going to post them as new stories.
This is mainly because it forces me to write over 1000 words, and that encourages me to get to 2000 words each time. It's mainly to help me but I hope you're all okay with it too.

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I will not take things step by step, I shall refuse taking things breath by breath, not because it is unwise but because it was almost a decade ago I did this. Now YOU have to do something. Yes, if all my warnings are truthful, then what do you have in you that I need to stop even worse events from happening? In this environ, those soft measures of living get you split open like a cantaloupe, or perhaps an avocado. I want you to stop this game and let me be with the people I belong with. The

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