"Dragonfall is a city on its last legs, its populace so perpetually depressed that they're basically all just waiting to die. Until four days ago, they didn't even have a city guard. You are a gang of thieves and murderers. This is an environment you should be thriving in, yet you're camped out in the forest like a bunch of losers, subsisting on turnips and pig fetuses."
Dragonfall
I never asked for any of this. I never wanted to negotiate with the orphans. I never wanted to be saddled with Cash's useless crotch-spawn. I never wanted to be in Dragonfall. Hell, go back far enough, I never even wanted to be a mercenary. I just wanted to get away from my parents and bang the recruiter. How did it all come to this? Why am I here? What's the point of anything? Does life truly have any meaning? Is there really a grand design, a destiny for us all that our cutie marks
When I first came to this cabin, it had quite a substantial library, left by one of the previous occupants. Books, scrolls, journals, notes... all detailing everything their owner knew about the occult. My wife studied them first; she was more a scholar than I ever was. After she died, I took up the craft myself, to ward off the nightmares imparted by the spirits. I haven't had a vision from them in years. But... that's also how I know that the things in the forest are something
Peacemaker chews his lip and nods his assent, shrugging. "I suppose an alcoholic is preferable to an out-and-out bigot... No offence, Hoofler."
Hoofler blinks at him. "Vhy vould I be offended? I do hate minorities."
Dragonfall
Chapter 12: Killjoy Company
Dynamite looks at me like I'm the crazy one.
"Where the hell am I?!" he screams. "What is this place? What world am I in?"
Here's a little bit from the next chapter of "Spike meets Mimikyu" that I'm working on.
"So if you and the Tree of Harmony aren't opposites, what are you? And what does this have to with alicorns?"
"Nothing!" Discord said with a cheerful grin, slowly rotating in place. "You just made an incorrect assumption and led us on a tangent!"
"Wha—" Twilight spluttered. "I didn't lead us on a tangent! You're the one who— Agghhh!"
Something Cosmic
Chapter 5: Chaos Theory 101
Outside Umbra’s Mansion
Watcher and Techorse waited patiently outside the mansion’s doors for both Aura and Celestia to come out. It was frustrating for the charcoal unicorn as he continued to pace back and forth by the entrance. He wasn’t happy, especially since he had to wear a very bright yellow bee costume due to him losing a bet with Tech and Celestia.
"Killjooooooooooy!"
I barrel into her, and we both tumble to the floor. Killjoy grunts as her back hits the stone, a faceful of vermillion mane caught in her mouth. I stand over her, eyes wide and manic.
"Killjoy! Killjoy!" I gasp, wildly gesturing behind me.
She spits out her mane and glares up at me while the guards peep around the door with concerned looks. I keep making hoof motions, trying to explain, but all that comes out is a babble of subsonic noises.
Coldsteel clears his throat.
"I count myself among the resurrected, sir, and I believe that under the circumstances I have weathered the situation fairly well. Yellowbelly, also, does not seem any more notably useless now than he usually is. But Sergeant Rictus is..."
"Off his damn head," Breakspear says bluntly, frowning at me. "He has done nothing but lay on his bed while gibbering about 'the things in the dark' for four hours now."
"Classic Rictus," I grumble.
At first, they're just creepily silent; then they begin creepily humming in unison. I feel that sense of unease again, and it only becomes all the worse as their humming transitions into a surprisingly upbeat and jaunty tune. The foals bounce in place as they follow along with us. Worry transitions into sheer dread, and I finally let out a pained groan when the air suddenly fills with the sound of musical instruments from an unknown source, matching their tune. It's exactly as I
Twilight Sparkle reached the top of the staircase and burst through the wooden door, emerging into the freezing night air. It had gotten darker since her arrival at the castle, and the blizzard was worse than ever, but still she galloped out onto the ramparts. The skeletal gargoyle followed close behind, his wine-stained robes billowing in the winds.
Hey there folks, got a little update for you. The next chapter of Stomach Stallion is almost done and I thank you all for your patience. This will be a big chapter that I hope you enjoy. Things have been pretty hectic on my end that prevented me from getting this chapter to you sooner, from tragedies in the family to my computer dying and having to buy a new one. Fortunately, the next chapter is almost done and to thank you all for waiting so patiently for so long, I'm going to give you all a
Argh! It's good to be back to writing and publishing chapters again. Here is your preview for Chapter 12, "The Year of Sanity", which is now live. Check your story feed and tracked bookmarks to go get it and enjoy!
"Wow, how convenient! So she's totally my foal, but just so happens to have had any physical identifiers that would confirm her as such removed! So, entertaining this stupid line of thought, why would you have done such a thing?"
Dragonfall
Chapter 10: Papa Agony
Next chapter will be a short one, but shorter means more expedient updates sometimes. Expect it sometime tomorrow.
The chapter 2 preview for Ravenwood Academy is now live on my Patreon page. Keep in mind, the next two or three chapters will be introducing the main 'cast' of characters that you will be following in the story.
The preview for chapter 22 of A New Equestria is now up on my patreon page. Be forewarned about this future chapter though, as it contains spoilers for Ravenwood Academy, as will all future chapters of A New Equestria, until Ravenwood Academy catches up.
"I knew a filly in my youth, who stayed at the local hospital in my hometown for all the time that I lived there. She was a blind-deaf burn victim with fragile bones that constantly broke, and an inability to digest solid foods. Healing magic gave her seizures, and she was somehow allergic to literally all medicine, but painkillers most especially. All she did, all day every day, was repeatedly chant 'please kill me,' and all night every night, she would have the same persistent
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