Apr

16th

2017

ENCHANTED LIBRARY PHYSICAL COPY · 9:25am Apr 16th, 2017

Hi everyone!

I see folks usually do a small con recap blogpost thingy, so I'm doing one BECAUSE I'M A LOSER WHO WANTS TO BE COOL TOO IDK

Thing is, I won't do my con recap until a few days later. This one is mostly because I'm a loser and I want to share with you guys one of the most important things I've ever gotten, courtesy of the amazing Swansong.

Report Monochromatic · 1,813 views · #Like let me tell you #i was nearly in tears lmao #MY BABY #FORMATTED #LIKE A BOOK #I LOOK AT IT AND I GIGGLE LIKE AN IDIOT #AND its great because lmao tara was like #"omg is this fanfiction???" "Yeah......" "Did you read this??" "....... I wrote it....." #and I EXPECTED HER TO JUDGE ME SO HARD BUT INSTEAD SHE GASPED AND WAS LIKE BRUUUUH #AND CALLED HER MANAGER TO COME LOOK AT IT #AND TABITHA WAS BASICALLY THE SAME AND IT WAS SO WILD GUYS IT WAS SO WILD #SWAN DID SUCH AN AMAZING JOB WITH IT AND I JUST #CRY 5EVER

Mar

17th

2018

Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am Mar 17th, 2018

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Report Aragon · 1,264 views · #I went to a bookstore with my sister today #found a book named ADAM'S TEMPTATION #a truly horrible erotic book #and I started reading out loud the most egregious sex scene I could find in it #some talk about how the main character wanted to 'feel the meaty undulations of Adam's abs' #and I started increasing my volume #up till my sister closed the book in my face #preventing me from yelling graphic description of terrible sex for the entire bookstore #and as she put the tome back in the shelf #she muttered #'fool me twice...'

Sep

23rd

2020

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

THell's Belles

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words · 37 1 · 374 views

For all your ridiculous fic needs. Also, have a bonus... something... I found on my drive. I think it was for a "Spontaneous Combustion" panic contest that I entered as a joke. Or something. I think it was a joke contest.

“Pinkie,” said Twilight evenly. “I’m not gonna judge you for your actions, and I know we all need a friend sometimes, but I just gotta know. Why’d you do it?”

Report Silent Whisper · 184 views · #yes this makes no sense #no I don't care #Hell's Belles doesn't make sense but some people still read it #okay so when I said I'd update it every week #I might've misjudged how much school would kick my butt the first few weeks of school #I'm alright now though #and by "alright" I mean I posted something THIS week #we'll see about next week #I hope you're having a wonderful week so far #and I hope something good happens to you today!

Jul

15th

2021

Updated the ridiculous fic no one's asked for! · 7:08pm Jul 15th, 2021

Join Sweetie Belle as she stops Twilight from killing Twilight with Twilight's magic! Does that sound stupid/ridiculous/silly/fun? Good, because it is!

THell's Belles

Sweetie Belle and Sugar Belle go on a whirlwind heist. It goes exactly as well as you'd expect.

Silent Whisper · 5.9k words · 37 1 · 374 views

Go ham, my friends. Apparently regular updates means "updates whenever I remember it exists." Which was today! Yay! I'll try to be better about this, I promise. We're in for a ride!

Report Silent Whisper · 139 views · #Hell's Belles #Hell's Belles update #I can't believe people follow me #I stg if you can't blind them with your brilliance #baffle 'em with your bullshit #I need that on a pin or something #thanks for reading my stuff if you've made it this far #wish I could say I write for myself alone but if I did that then why would I post it? #I write to share whatever stupid thought comes into my head with the world #and now you all suffer the consequences #I'd apologize but you knew what you signed up for #Have a nice day!

Sep

16th

2018

(teaser #1) · 7:34pm Sep 16th, 2018

“When this is over, I will see her burn for what she’s done.”
— Wind Rider

Report CoffeeMinion · 475 views · #To Serve In Hell #Hell Returns #teaser #fire #burn #don't worry at this point it's kinda more like metaphorical fire #I'm not LITERALLY subjecting you to the image of a beloved character getting incinerated #though you gotta read the story to find out if that happens or not for sure #cuz this is not the kind of story where everypony walks away unscathed #but actually I feel like Rainbow Dash gets to have a pretty decent arc when all's said and done #though I still make no promises about the fire thing #mwahaha

Mar

2nd

2024

What We Don't Talk About (New Fic Out!) · 1:54am March 2nd

Hello ladles and gentlespoons! I wrote a fic! Missed me? I missed you all!

TWhat We Don't Talk About

Rarity and Applejack put the romance in necromancy.

Silent Whisper · 6.8k words · 40 5 · 338 views

Does this mean I'm so back? We'll see. Lots of real-life stuff going on right now for me, but I'm still here, and I still have more stories to tell.

Also, pro tip, don't work for Kroger (even just on a temporary basis), folks, it saps the life out of you. Lessons learned, yo.

Report Silent Whisper · 54 views · #new fic #hello friends who read the tags #here I am in all my tag-writing glory #missed you all a bunch #seriously don't work for kroger it has not been a fun time #though my coworkers are super nice and I don't blame em #it's still been hellish #I hope you like this fic #been listening to Marina too much so that's where the chapter titles came from #uhh lemme think what else can I say here #I graduated cool leg did I tell you guys #got my degree #already feel like college education has worn off #but what can you do

Oct

6th

2020

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

Twice a week, I’m immortal, and my brain contains the entire fucking Universe. Alternatively, I die. Zero middle ground.

Let’s talk about stress, exhaustion, and the need for a creative outlet. But, you know, in a funny way.

Report Aragon · 1,315 views · #So like I had to delete a footnote in this blog #where I explained that I'm actually classically trained in music #which is something that most people don't know? #even though I'm pretty sure I've talked about it #becuase I was like "this feels like bragging" #but now I'm like #I mean I do want to mention that I'm an oboe player #I spent years in the goddamn conservatory busting my ass after all #so I guess I'll just hide it in the tags cause I mean fuck it #most people prefer reading the tags over the blog anyway #and maybe I deserve to brag a little once in a while goddamn #just let me have this

Mar

24th

2016

This Weekend · 11:43pm Mar 24th, 2016

I most likely will be barely online this weekend, if at all. I have a Model UN conference most of tomorrow (Friday) and almost all day Saturday. Sunday is Easter, so I probably won't be on at all Sunday.

Anyways I hope all of you guys enjoy your Easter (if you celebrate it)
Bye for now!

Report anonymousjedi · 439 views · #i have no motivation to participate at all tomorrow in MUN i am dreading this conference #ALL THE COMMITTEES HAVE ONLY ONE DELEGATE FROM EACH COUNTRY SO I AM ALONE #ALONE AUSTRALIA IN THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION #i havent worked in a committee with either of the 2 girls who i'm lowkey gay for #in my first conference i was with the daughter of our MUN club leader and one of my friends who doesn't do MUN anymore #last conference i was with a friend of mine who knows im gay but who im not gay for #and this time im alone #oh well #at least i wont have to worry about accidentally outing myself to the other MUN people from my school who i have no intention of coming out to anytime soon #oh and for future ref i have 6 other peeps in my MUN club #i'm the 7th #theres only one guy #but one of the students who is currently in 8th grade is gonna come to this conference #because he's coming to my school next year and wants to check out MUN #he's p cool #tbh i think he might be bi but im not close enough to him to ask without it being awkward #oh yeah and im out two 3 of the other 6 of peeps in MUN + my friends bro who is the co leader #and i know that lauren (fluffysam) is probably the only one reading these tags #( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡ °)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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ENCHANTED LIBRARY PHYSICAL COPY · 9:25am Apr 16th, 2017

Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am Mar 17th, 2018

New chapter of Hell's Belles is out · 4:58pm Sep 23rd, 2020

Updated the ridiculous fic no one's asked for! · 7:08pm Jul 15th, 2021

(teaser #1) · 7:34pm Sep 16th, 2018

What We Don't Talk About (New Fic Out!) · 1:54am March 2nd

On the Strategic Advantage of Speaking Really Fast in the Field of Law · 7:21pm Oct 6th, 2020

This Weekend · 11:43pm Mar 24th, 2016

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