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Aw, shit BOY!!!!

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Don't think I'm going to win this, but I'm hoping I'll get a cool death, not one of those like 'Dmitri ate some poisoned berries and died'.

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Aight, lets make bets. Who dies first.

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7260448, so that is his name...

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This is going to be fun!

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I’ll give it my all, but we know Sweet Ai has supernatural powers with those soul piercing eyes!

I’ll probably take her or Cazadore as a self sacrifice. If so, just leave me where I drop :3

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I shall be the victor of this game of mutual killing.

... Or trip on a rock and die first, one of the two.

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So...District 12. Is that ‘cuz of living in Ohio?

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Not surprised in the least that Swolo and Jenna would be from the same district.

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The Reaping

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Assy Assman runs away from the Cornucopia.

Mystical Rainboom runs away from the Cornucopia.

Leondude runs away from the Cornucopia.

Amereep runs away from the Cornucopia.

Phoenix Heart 20 runs away from the Cornucopia.

The7saviors runs away from the Cornucopia.

The Cynical Brony runs away from the Cornucopia.

SweetAI Belle finds a bag full of explosives.

Officer Hotpants gathers as much food as he can.

AntiBronyBenSwolo scares Doctor Grant away from the cornucopia.

Fossil-Dragon-Messiah and Fervidor fight for a bag. Fervidor gives up and retreats.

lord-steak runs away from the Cornucopia.

Dyslexic Foal, Disavowed ASH, CaptainPinkiePie, and Colonel Jenna Cipher form a suicide pact, killing themselves.

LyraAlluse overpowers Opium4TmassS, killing him.

Mine Menace runs away from the Cornucopia.

jidbrony runs into the cornucopia and hides.

DmitiriTheWriter finds a backpack full of camping equipment.

The Crazy Cazadore falls into a pit and dies.

Day 1

Mine Menace stalks AntiBronyBenSwolo .

Phoenix Heart 20 diverts The Cynical Brony's attention and runs away.

lord-steak poisons Doctor Grant's drink. He drinks it and dies.

LyraAlluse is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Fervidor begs for SweetAI Belle to kill him. He refuses, keeping Fervidor alive.

Officer Hotpants hunts for other tributes.

Amereep and The7saviors hunt for other tributes.

Leondude, jidbrony, and Fossil-Dragon-Messiah unsuccessfully ambush Mystical Rainboom, DmitiriTheWriter, and Assy Assman, who kill them instead.

Jesus, this is more brutal than my XCOM 2 playthrough! And it's not even over yet.

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Oh yeah, of course I'd be the creepy stalker! At least I haven't died yet.

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I know it definitely hurts to upload photos and all the names and such XD

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😐

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Night 1

LyraAlluse sets an explosive off, killing Officer Hotpants, and Fervidor.

SweetAI Belle and Mine Menace hold hands.

lord-steak and AntiBronyBenSwolo sleep in shifts.

Phoenix Heart 20 is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Amereep, Assy Assman, and DmitiriTheWriter sleep in shifts.

The Cynical Brony cooks his food before putting his fire out.

The7saviors destroys Mystical Rainboom's supplies while he is asleep.

Day 2

Mystical Rainboom goes hunting.

lord-steak receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

The7saviors begs for Phoenix Heart 20 to kill him. He refuses, keeping The7saviors alive.

LyraAlluse hunts for other tributes.

AntiBronyBenSwolo searches for firewood.

DmitiriTheWriter questions his sanity.

Mine Menace runs away from Amereep.

Assy Assman chases The Cynical Brony.

SweetAI Belle receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

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Ah, why am I begging for death already? I was off to a decent start!

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DmitriTheWriter questions his sanity.

How on Earth did you get footage of me during quarantine?

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Are you sure? You haven't killed anyone yet.
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Who said I did? My ghost has been haunting you ever since you killed me.

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Night 2

SweetAI Belle shoots an arrow into lord-steak's head.

LyraAlluse screams for help.

DmitiriTheWriter pushes Mystical Rainboom off a cliff during a knife fight.

The7saviors dies from hypothermia.

Assy Assman, Phoenix Heart 20, Mine Menace, and AntiBronyBenSwolo track down and kill Amereep.

The Cynical Brony unknowingly eats toxic berries.

The Feast

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Mine Menace decides not to go to The Feast.

Assy Assman stabs DmitiriTheWriter with a tree branch.

LyraAlluse 's trap kills AntiBronyBenSwolo .

Phoenix Heart 20 decides not to go to The Feast.

SweetAI Belle dies from an infection.

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But I haven't died either. With my horrendous vision I'd say that's pretty damn good for me.

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Up until Night 2, you didn't. Then you died of hypothermia.

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Oh yeah, look at that. That actually makes a lot of sense given how sensitive I am to the cold. At least my death was spot on.

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Me: Aight lets make bets on who dies first

*4 people commit suicide at the same time*

Me: Wait, that’s illegal

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Curse you, Dmitiri

Hahaha

I always see these things set up as sims in the hunger games based on how some change their minds rapidly XD

Especially when some districts destroy each other in the same team

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Better than getting killed by one of your own friends in a failed ambush (even though I was trying to kill that friend).

Day 3

LyraAlluse picks flowers.

Assy Assman tries to sleep through the entire day.

Phoenix Heart 20 questions his sanity.

Mine Menace travels to higher ground.

I'd be bummed out if Menace doesn't make any Obi-Wan jokes.

Night 3

LyraAlluse is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Phoenix Heart 20 stays awake all night.

Assy Assman receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Mine Menace is awoken by nightmares.

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I'd be bummed out if Menace doesn't make any Obi-Wan jokes.

Hello there.

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General Menace, you are a bold one.

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Kill him.

Day 4

Mine Menace chases Assy Assman.

Phoenix Heart 20 chases LyraAlluse .

Arena Event

Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes.

Assy Assman survives.

Phoenix Heart 20 survives.

Mine Menace survives.

LyraAlluse survives.

Aw, man! I was hoping to see some death by squirrel.

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Assy Assman stabs DmitriTheWriter with a tree branch.

A tree branch? Seriously? Would it have killed him to use a sword or something that's actually a weapon?

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If he couldn't find one in time, yes, it would have definitely killed him. That's the point, isn't it?

Just be thankful you didn't eat poisoned berries like 7260462 did. Or fall to a clumsy, painful death like The Crazy Cazadore and 7260613 did.

Night 4

LyraAlluse defeats Assy Assman in a fight, but spares his life.

Mine Menace questions his sanity.

Phoenix Heart 20 passes out from exhaustion.

Day 5

Phoenix Heart 20 discovers a river.

Assy Assman stabs LyraAlluse in the back with a trident.

Mine Menace makes a slingshot.

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Mine Menace questions his sanity.

Nothing out of the ordinary then.

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Night 5

Assy Assman defeats Phoenix Heart 20 in a fight, but spares his life.

Mine Menace is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Day 6

Mine Menace and Phoenix Heart 20 split up to search for resources.

Assy Assman fishes.

Arena Event

A fire spreads throughout the arena.

The fire catches up to Assy Assman, killing him.

A fireball strikes Phoenix Heart 20, killing him.

Congratulations, 7260656! You won the Hunger Games.

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Oh wow okay. This was definitely not on the list of things I expected.

Yay

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Honestly, I expected LyraAlluse to win.

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Yeah, somehow I feel like it would have made more sense.

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Suicide pact. Wow.

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DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME!

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Never mind. I died like a bitch.

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OK, I gotta be honest, I expected to be the first to die in this. I didn't expect to last this long.

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Hey, I'm not the one that wrote this. I just plonked your names into a Hunger Games simulator and hoped for the best. And by best, I mean me and maybe Grant winning.

But that's not what happened, is it? Nope, Dmitri had to kill me after I tried to kill him and lord-steak had to poison Doctor Grant.

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And I was killed by Lyra of all people. That’s like being murdered by a tribe of marshmallows.

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That's what you get for trying to pull a fast one on me and the bois. You get stabbed and skadoodled like a real doofus.

Now, about getting revenge on Assy Assman for killing me with a tree branch of all things...

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Always be wary of the nice ones. And marshmallows. Marshmallows can kill you if you swallow too soon and they get stuck in your throat.

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Yeah, the Spy from TF2 makes it look a lot easier than it actually is.

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What suicide pact? I don't have suicidal tendencies.

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Given my track record in DND, yeah, that sounds about accurate.

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The one you had with 7260728.

Hate the game, not the gamer.

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Better than my track record. Even as a chaotic evil Dragonborn sorcerer, I somehow got defeated in combat by a bunch of street urchins.

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I thought the exact same thing. Imagine my surprise when I won. In a real life hunger games the only way I’d see myself winning is due to an insane lucky streak.

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In a real life hunger games the only way I’d see myself winning is due to an insane lucky streak.

I think the exact same thing happened here. How else could you have won without killing anybody?

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How else could you have won without killing anybody?

Ah, well, technically...

Assy Assman, Phoenix Heart 20, Mine Menace, and AntiBronyBenSwolo track down and kill Amereep.

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Oh, yeah. I didn't notice you participated in killing Amereep.

Okay, you killed someone but it was a joint kill.

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Who says he even helped to kill him? Menace could've just been on the sidelines cheering them on and giving moral support.

"Yeah! Stab him in the heart! Show him no mercy!"

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Smash Announcer Voice: The Winner Is...Mine_Menace!

All of the other members will clap hands in the distance XD