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"Somehow... Ea Nasir returned."

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ARM CHOPPING IS NOT A LOVE LANGUAGE!!!

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...And then this otter comes up and it bit me!

Wait, was it a sea otter or a river otter?

Does it matter? It bit me!

I'm just saying, there's a very clear anatomical difference between the two.

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"And Caboose, uh... It's good to see you."

"Thanks. I'm really enjoying the speech so far."

"Not all heroes wear capes."

"And not all clowns wear make up."

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Ride ze shoopuf!

”I called in the best, I called in the brightest, and I called in the most dangerous that you can reach.

But they didn’t answer, so you guys will have to do.”

"We could have just asked her."
"Asking female officers for their clothing could lead to misunderstanding."

--Sweetie Belle

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"We're going on an adventure, you're going to come along with us!"

"Oh no, I appreciate the offer, but I'm very busy."

"That wasn't a question."

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"It's about drive, it's about power, we stay hungry, we devour chicken nuggets."

”I didn’t know you could spew so much poison gas.”

“Only on a full stomach.”

“Gross.”

“Shut up. We have to keep moving.”

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"The only sensible thing to do, is to pivot entirely to Flat Alfie."

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"Things are old. But how old are things?"

Who is Satan? Why is he asking me to be my apprentice..?

A Loot Goblin? Me?? I'm not the one stealing dead body parts.

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THERE AIN'T NO TOOTH FAIRY, IDIOT! NOW CLEAN UP THAT HORSE SHIT!

”Now that that’s over, I can flirt and swoon my sweet-“

“This gun still has a full battery?” Someone cocked their gun.

“Way to my chambers. I’ll come back at another time.”

”He’s dead!”

“No, he’s moving. Twitching is moving, right?”

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"Because this is a unique form of microwave, it doesn't work. You might as well not have it."

*angrily stands up*

“I feel the urge to remind everyone that murder is illegal, within this establishment.”

*sits back down*

”It’s terrible. What cruel and heartless monster would tamper with the scout cookies like this?”

“Mwahahahahaha!!!” The CEO laughed as her profits came into effect.

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"I am an emotional time bomb!"

”Before I unleash 9 forms of Martial Arts on your ass, do you have anything to say?”

“*shrug*”

“10 it is.”

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"You're guilty, but that's ok. I am too."

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Welcome to your new home. And your new body.

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"Nice speech. Say goodbye to your legs!"

"WEH!"

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I don't want to be this animal anymore.

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"That wizard came from the moon."

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I AM THE PICTURE OF GRACE UNDER PRESSURE!

”We’re in a long distance relationship.”

“That’s not what a restraining order means.”

”How do you explain falling out of an airplane, into the jungle, and not getting hurt?”

“You landed on ME!”

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"This is Dino's Biggest Secrets, finally revealed. 250 million species, and some of them were dinosaurs."

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...So can either of you explain to me why it now reads:

"COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"!?!?!?

”Why did you punch him across town?!”

“He deserved it!”

“Did he? Did he?!”

“…”

“Did you have to send him across town though? Why not just the yard?”

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"The air space heater assembly is here. whoa. Hi air space heater assembly."

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The skies were dominated by flying guys called Flynosaurs.

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"Everyone knows the Medieval Era is associated with oil wells."

I have a blackbelt in bathing.

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"It's one of the prerogatives of being a Primal Divine Force, I can be as petty and absurd as I want."

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Welcome to Gameger, the only game show!

”I don’t remember asking for your help.”

“There are tougher enemies around here. If you’re gonna die, at least buy me some time from those freaks to get the heck out of here!”

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"Reavers were introduced in the Broken Steel add on, because Todd hates us."

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"I'm going to replace all your memories with pictures of cats. Meow."

Listen to me…
“His language is Rated R, your actions were PG-13, the consequences are Rated M, and these hands are E for Everyone! Let’s get him!”

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"Somehow, the Swedish Empire returned."

”Are you thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I am. But I’m not gonna act on it, that’s for sure.”

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You'll never take me alive, coppers!!

Of course not. You're a ghost.

...Oh yeah.