Have you ever gotten so drunk you forgot you offered the princesses' hoof in marriage to whoever brought your sister back? And how many 'es' there are in 'Princess'?
Celestia and Luna married the mane six, now they have a harem and a honeymoon to deal with. In all honesty, happily ever after isn't all it's cracked up to be. At least there'll be room for orgies.
Colgate and her friends watch the new episode together but Colgate does not like the way she is portrayed, nor does she like being called Minuette. This pisses her off and her temper flares.