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StormLuna


Princess Luna is the best princess and Nightmare Moon is the best queen.

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Colgate and her friends sit down to watch the new episode of MLP: FiM like they do every other Saturday but this episode isn't like the others. It actually includes Colgate and her friends in a meaningful role, which makes the three of them happy, at first. Soon Colgate does not like how she is portrayed and decides to let the writers know.

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You know there's such a thing as a blog right? No need making a story just so you can rant why Hasbro isn't pandering to your shitty headcanon.

6200188 That's a little harsh, no? Like, pretty rude? Like, blunter than (censoredcensoredcensoredcensored)...

Although I am surprised this got past moderation, since it's kind of a way too personal version of MST3K.

Seriously, how did this get past moderation?

6200313 I've heard that term MST3K before. What does it mean? (I'd GOOGLE it, but I have been misled before)

6200335 Mystery Science Theatre 3000, an old show where the hosts provide riffs and snarky comments as they watch the movie they've chosen to riff on.

6200398 so, if used on this site, something that should be relegated to a blog post instead of a story.

I quite liked this! Funny and random! Liked and faved.

6200188 This isn't a rant. Perhaps I should have gave this the "comedy" tag as well so people like you can tell that it is supposed to be funny. This was not a rant, it is simply a story I wrote to be funny.

6200424 I'm glad you liked it. It's good to see that there are folks out there that can tell the difference between a story that is written to be funny from a rant story.

Your version of Colgate is kind of a b****. Surely you could have come up with better way for her to be different from the episode depiction. They may have called her Minuette in the episode (and everyone should have been expecting that), but she was portrayed as a likeable character. If Colgate had this abrasive of a personality, Twilight would have remembered why they aren't friends anymore.

6200588 My version of Colgate goes off of the version I had of Colgate in my Colgate's Practice trilogy where she does have a not so pleasant personality. I see where you are coming from regarding Twi knowing why she wasn't friends with her anymore but this was Colgate's reaction to how she was portrayed in an episode. That is no indication which suggests that she would behave like that in a normal situation. Personally I loved the episode, I simply thought that having Colgate become extremely angry over her portrayal in the episode would be funny.

6200588 In the show, the first 5 secs of screen time made Minuette/Colgate seem kinda like a stalker. The other friends, didn't seem to genuine to me.Twilight left at the drop of a hat for Celestia for 2-3 years. I get they understand but come on, they should be a little more upset.Well all except moondancer, it looks like all of their aggression toward twilight when to her.

But your right if Colgate was like that, twilight would have remembered her more.Even though she pretty much went out of her way to have no friends.Well except the most powerful glass cannon in Equestria.

6201264 Thanks! I'm glad you liked it!

Colgate, you're amazing. And so are you. :ajsmug:

SLZ

Hot stuff indeed. This story is what you call hot stuff. Minuette’s excitement from seeing Twilight was like one of the cutest things I’ve seen in life. The third chapter was just amazing in every way. This story is top notch. Amending Fences is such a great episode and I’m glad to see an MLP reaction by amazing MLP characters.

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I'm glad you liked the story. Amending Fences is one of my all time favorite episodes. Yes a lot of people thought I didn't like it because I wrote this but I simply wanted to throw a spin from my version of Colgate into this, the Colgate that has an abrasive personality and is easy to piss off.

So correct me if I'm wrong. But wasn't Colgate the fandom's name for Minuette? Hasbro taking a major dump on it by not pandering to fans' ideas was one of the better things to come from Season 5.

Starlight becoming Twilight's student being the other.

10722364

Ok, when it comes to Minuette/Colgate, I tend to use different names depending on the role she will be playing. If she is either the bloodthirsty dentist or a warrior in the "Terror in Equestria" series, I use Colgate. In a lot of other stories, I use the name Minuette.

Regarding Starlight becoming Twilight's student, I'm fine with it because it gave us four more seasons of her. I just wish they hadn't changed her mane style in season six.....well that and made Sunburst a mare.

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