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...that's really terrible, actually.

I hope your global warming comes with increased precipitation...
(Okay, I couldn't find a way to make that one work.)

3963203 I regret nothing!

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GLOBAL WARMING ISN'T REAL

Though I might change my mind if we could get politically in bed together.

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Do you never get dizzy? 'cause I'd love for you to fall into my lap.

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I did nazi that coming.

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Let's get so physical that hairbands come back into style.

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Well, I know you can't be a virgin, 'cause your voice is aural sex.

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Also my asshole is a lot looser than it should be.

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So you're saying you're just butthurt?

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Butt it hurts so good!
Sometimes LOVE don't feel like it should, so make it *clap clap* HURT SO GOOOD!

Do you like tapes and CDs?
Yes?
Good, how about I tape my dick your forehead so you can cds nuts?

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Yo dawg, we heard you like dicks, so we put a dick on your dick, so you can did you expect me to put something here while you lol there isn't anything here either.

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tease :c

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Fiiiiine.

We put a dick in your dick, so you can sound while you sound.

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I'd love for you to fall into my lap

Too late; I've already fallen for you

"Baby, you are like the Earth and I'm like the rain, you're stay so grounded and I make you wet, now let's get out of here."

This is what I can think of off the top of my head.

3964267 Are you a beaver? Because...

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We put a dick in your dick

But I don't want a dick in my dick
I'd much rather prefer my dick in a pussy

3964308 I'd love to try a pick-up line at this bar~

Gotta love those silly Russians

Wow, I haven't been in here for a good while. How's everypony doing?

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Reply tags are helpful.

Are you schizophrenic? Because I want to see you baby Jesus into Larry's magenta myuhhaulsha hahaha the pickup truck, you know the one, with the mishalashiak trees.

Hey, where are you going? We have to mluhlah the Jenny's Oregon!

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Lol. Hmmm, not sure what to use as a pick up line for that.

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Doing alright, and you're not the only one has been a way from here so long.

Is this thread dead?

*Based on a true story*

Random twenty year old guy: I like your gaming style

Fifteen year old me: Thanks :3

Random twenty year old guy: Hey, do you wanna be my gf?

Fifteen year old me: I'm a guy ._.

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It lives and dies at different times. *shrugs* Give it a shot.

4108281 *after a quick search on google*

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

Who'd even try that? xD

4108265 gf is an abbreviation for guy-friend

4108496 in this case, it was girlfriend... (I played with a female character that ran around in pink armor and weapons whilst carrying my team with melee)

I am pretty sure he meant girlfriend xD

4108505 well, you walked into that one dude!

Sorry, but you owe me a drink. why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

4108591 Well, he was 50% right at least You have to giev him that xD

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs do still exist, right?

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4108625 *simply perfect*

Are you google? Because I've found what I've been searching for

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Wow.
And to answer your question- only if we let it.

4109496 I didn't hear from him after that for some reason

I just need google, then I can post plenty of corny pickup lines here xD

Hey bb are you an angel cause I'm allergic to feathers *throws up due to too much alcohol*

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Exactly.
*Gives Super-Duper Bear-Cat Hug*

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If you liked that one..

This pick-up line may be "cheesy;" but something's ricotta give...

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>red white and blue
>trucks with cheese
>cheese is great
>probably happy
'Merry car...

I don't mean to sound shallot, but it's onionimous: when we think of you, our pipes get all leeky.

Related:

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Booooooooooo

Also, am I looking at an incarnation of The Thing?

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onionimous

That's just funny

Your humor reminds me of an onion, makes me wanna cry. But, if you're into food..
You know what else is on the menu? me-n-u.