Post your worst mistakes and/or the worst pick-up lines you've heard.*

*the management recognizes that all pick-up lines are bad, but let's only focus on the worst of the worst here.

"Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? Because you look like an angel."

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My dick died. Can I bury it in you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together.

3636472 Yeah, people with OCD would have a problem with that.

3636278 My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

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*Looks over at Twilight*

"What?"

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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

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This is actually an insult because it suggests the person became a fallen angel rather than clumsily stepping out of the clouds.

"Is there a flute nearby? I can hear music whenever I gaze into your eyes."

3636630 If I got a nickel for every person that passed me who was as pretty as you, I'd have five cents.

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Then I guess that line belongs here, just as I thought. And yeah, it kinda does when you think about it.

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It's odd how people automatically state these things without realizing their meaning

3636278 Here is the worst one I can think of. I know where have I been your whole life.

"Is your daddy a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."

3636693 Or this version Are you sure you're not a baker cause you got a nice set of buns. Straight out of a video game if you can believe it.

3636707 Huh. I actually heard that one not too long ago at my school. I barely got out of there before I started laughing hysterically. Oh hey, what about this one:

Are you a fruit, because honeydew you know how fine you are tonight?

The pun makes it sooo much worse!

"You wouldn't have liked this dance anyway. I'm too much of an earth dweller."

3636718 That was so bad I just had to laugh.

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Do you live on a chicken farm?
Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

"Is your hand in me? Whenever I see you, I can feel the waves of blood washing over me."

3636955 That one is really bad.

3636964 Just ewww Divine.

Here's a famously old one: "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

3638076 That line is actually older than me!

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Lol.
You said it, not me.

3638184 I said it because it's true. That line was being used in movies like 20 to 30 years before I was born. It is a line that is older than my mother.

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Yeah, and older than my mom too. Might be as old as my grandma though.

It has been around for a long time my friend, a very long time.

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Too right.
Here's another really old one (idk if it counts as pick-up line though).
"If you ever me, just whistle. You know how to whistle don't ya? You just pucker your lips and blow."

Not sure if it counts but i have heard it before. Man I am old.

I've got two.
"I've got Skittles in my pants. Wanna taste the rainbow?"
and my personal favourite,
"Ey bb u wan sum fuk?"

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LOL!

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Wow, who would even use that one?

3638263 Quagmire.

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The actress who said that line died around the same time as Robin Williams.

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Of course he would. I should have known better.

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*walks up*
*places stud finder on her chest. It beeps*
"I think I found what you're looking for, babe."

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I'm sorry

3638690 It's ok, just be more careful with me is all I ask. I'm a little squeamish.

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Ah, okay then. I understand
I'll be slightly less horrific.

3638710 I thank you for that.

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You're welcome then.

3636278 3636693 3638280 Found this, had to share:

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Are you saying you want to kiss?

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Lol!

3640913 Yes; you, Honeytongue, and Zhe

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I don't know if a four-way kiss would work, but we can all take turns.

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"Sha-la-la-la don't be scared. You got the mood prepared! Go on and, kiss the girl! Whoa-Whoa!"

3640966 Good one man!

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Thanks.

3641008 Hey I call like I see it, I freakin love that song.

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